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James Essmiller (Parody)

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It’s weird to think that the words I’m typing will be projected onto your retinas. It’s like my hands are touching your eyes. Anyway, hi.

Joined December 2009
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3 years
The James Essmiller Story:
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2 years
RT @ZachWeiner: God I'm good at this
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RT @ryanqnorth: Today's comic ( ) calls back to a comic from ten years ago today ( ) and al…
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2 years
(If for some reason you want to help make me a little less wrong:
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@ryanqnorth (Also, is this an OK bit for me/us to run with? There are reasons one might decide to skip an episode that someone might not want to be constantly brought up...)
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2 years
FYI:
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@SupraGamesUG Especially 2. Imo, one of the most common things messing up an otherwise good puzzle is when they don't minimize the time between figuring out the solution and the puzzle being solved.(or worse; you have the solution, but you fail to implement it, so you throw the solution away.)
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2 years
RT @pyrofoux: TW: Platform suicide
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@ryanqnorth @topatoco I'm just disappointed it's not on canvas.
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2 years
@UnwinderH 1) People giving to the less fortunate is good. 2) People giving and then producing content is iffy. 3) People who give to charity and then get upset when they aren't given respect and admiration weren't actually giving to charity, they were trying to buy respect and admiration.
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2 years
@DineandDish Doesn't quite work that young, but here's the generalized formula for when they get older.
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2 years
Behold, depression bookcase #2! (Merlin loves hanging out in the bottom shelf, so I might just figure out how to make that into a cat cave.)
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RT @xkcd: My mom sent me some papers that belonged to my grandfather, Darwin Randall Crum, which included a collection of “Disfrustrating P…
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@UnwinderH Minesweeper. (Or Picross; I definitely had a massive Picross addiction the last year or two of college.)
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