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I can't hear Laporte's name without being reminded of this...
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I'm sure you've all seen it by now, but this is extraordinary from Gregg Wallace. And by extraordinary I mean the guy is a complete twat.
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What's a film that you think more people should have seen? Nothing obvious like Shawshank or Godfather allowed. I'll start...
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Growing up, did anyone else thing quicksand was going to be a bigger problem than it has turned out to be?!
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I'd love a Ben White goal tonight. In fact, if he scores I'll get enough fake tan to colour-match him.
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@TheSpursWatch
@TheEuropeanLad
We should sign a good centre back and just play VDV up front. We'd save loads of money that way
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My rank is awful (700k) so I am going pure diffential on Free Hit. Not a single player over 10% owned. And yes, I am aware its stupid decisionw like this that led to my awful rank
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The Satsuma Complex by
@RealBobMortimer
is utterly brilliant. A just-about believable story, hilarious dialogue and ridiculous names. The only downside is I read it on holiday and my kids nearly downed in the pool due to neglect
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@LastLapLucy
This simply isn't true though. £70 a month with Sky gets you broadband, all TV channels and all the sport.
It is very misleading to say the £70 is just for F1.
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It seems lots of blanks and doubles are confirmed. I have a life, so can't find the time to plan ahead. By life, I mean young kids which is basically the opposite, but you get my point. Can somebody just tell me what to do please...
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@JudeChels
@mind_of_benzy
@FirmiSmo
You might not, but many people do. And that's why they get criticism. And saying all large businesses treat employees terribly, as if that justifies it, is just wrong.
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@Haggis_UK
Please, please, please stand against him
@GaryLineker
You can step down immediately and trigger a by-election, but an opportunity like this is way too good to miss
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@vibesandthevoid
@SKNAX81
@Sargon_of_Akkad
Legal migration? You don't want a single foreign national in the country to work legally? That is definitely not a Centrist position
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Here's the latest Wildcard draft, not that any of you care!
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Yeah, really underrated. Goes under the radar every year, nobody really talks about. When is it anyway? Must be coming up soon.
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Hard to know who to Targett on Wildcard. Don't want to make a Dier choice, or waste a large aMount of Cash that will come back to bite me in Dias. It's going to be a Laportant decision. Anyway, that's Dalot.
@Benny_Blanco40
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Huge crowds gathering in Manchester near Old Trafford. Surely this game can't go ahead
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I captained Solly March and, to be honest, don't really care that he wasn't given the goal. It's just a game, life goes on, wasn't going to win it anyway. Put your focus into supporting all the workers on strike today rather than missing out on 5 points in a fantasy game 👍
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I am 22 followers short of 1,000 🎉🎉🎉
That is mental as I don't really have anything interesting or funny to say.
And I am shit at FPL
#FPL
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What's everyone's favourite gear change? I'm a big fan of 3 to 4. Always smooth and really feels like you're getting somewhere!
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Nearly 70k impressions and not a single new follower 😂😂😂
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Sorry for the self-congratulatory Tweet... I had barely run for 2 years, due to laziness, young kids etc... And have really tried to increase my fitness the last couple of months. I just ran a half-marathon and am really pleased with my time. I'm going to hurt tomorrow 🏃♂️
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Rolling a FT in the final gameweek seems so boring, but I don't know who to get rid of here
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I'm venturing into dangerous territory here... But Messi is so obviously better than Ronaldo and I don't trust anyone that thinks otherwise 😬
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@LastLapLucy
If that was the point, why did you make up the price to make it sound worse than it is?
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It's probably just me... But I really don't get the issue here. Go to a cricket or rugby (union) match and all fans sit together. Why is somebody sitting a few rows away that supports a different football team a massive issue? Like I say, probably just me but I don't get it
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I don't really like my team, but what can you do (apart from wildcard). Anyway, is Andreas worth a start this week?
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Thoughts on this
#FPLCommunity
? (I am aware I don't have Salah, have weighed it up and think it's worth the gamble)
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I had a few drinks last night and transferred out Kane for Darwin Nunez. As far as drunk transfers go I'm pretty happy with it, especially with that price drop
#FPL
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P.s. I already had Haaland
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@williammwill
@piersmorgan
@Nigel_Farage
@PiersUncensored
True, Piers Morgan has never stood for election and lost. Farage has managed that seven times.
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🚨🚨🚨Toast Update 🚨🚨🚨
I feel like I'm spending too much time looking at my phone these days and it's not healthy. I'm going to be disappearing for a month or so to see how I get on and try to be more in the moment with family. I'll probably be ranked number 1 when back 👍
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International break, so here's a random question.
What are your 3 favourite cities you have visited? Mine would be:
New York
Berlin
Rome
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I can't say it was nice, but I made it round and not far off the time I was after. Great event, crowd and volunteers were amazing 👏👏👏
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Here's my ranking of national anthems...
1. France
2. Italy
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195. England
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I own Jota and KDB and still have a fat red arrow. Quite impressive really.
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FH34 - 134 points
BB37 - 146 points
Can anyone beat that? Having a great end to the season and just snuck into the top 100k for the first time
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Up to 2100 followers
Here is Draft number 2100 to celebrate. Please rip it to shreds so I can have another go
#FPL
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Call me a cynic, but it's almost as if Russel Brand knew allegations would be coming so got a headstart by going bat-shit crqzy, right-wing conspiracy theorist a few years early. Then his new fanbase wouldn't care about potential sexual assault charges
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Of all the possible ways 2024 could start, Stephen Hawking enjoying watching naked 'midgets solve complex equations on a too-high-up chalkboard' is certainly the strangest
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I brought De Bruyne in this week.
I think it's important you all know that.
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I'll await the same level of condemnation when innocent Palestinians are killed in Israel's revenge attack. Both sides are guilty in the war, there is no simple solution, it is an absolute mess. Picking one side as the 'good guys' is massively flawed.
"What we will do to our enemies in the next few days will echo for generations".
PM Benjamin Netanyahu sends a final message of "calm" to the public, saying "by the end of the war, all our enemies will know it was a terrible mistake to attack Israel".
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Wildcard is active and I have Nicolas Jackson in my team. Somebody send help.
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@BenCrellin
It's one of those where whatever decision was given onfield would have stood. I don't think it should have been overturned, but if they'd scored and then the ref blew for a foul there also wouldn't be many complaints or grounds to overturn it
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@OfficialFPL
The Vatican
2nd
Confident the Pope will drop points in the second half of the season though
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Morning all, can anyone beat my current gameweek rank? 😎
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Morning all. Youngest has been awake from 4.30, I don't own Cancelo or Foden and I have a 4 year olds birthday party to go to later... Living the dream 😍
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I'm refusing to check my fpl team after taking a minus 8 to get Haaland in. At least the Dan Burn clean sheet points will soften the blow.
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People who made early transfers are stupid, there was always the danger this could happen.
Note: I made three transfers on Monday, am already on a minus 4 and can barely field 11 players.
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What's the oldest fpl team you have on your camera roll?
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Within 30 minutes of students being back in school today I was called a 'stupid c*nt'
God I love teaching 🙄
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Just 1 follower away from 400, amazing.
I brought in Gray and DCL for a minus 8 this week, so you're in safe hands with me giving advice 👍
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@WorldByWolf
@PolitlcsUK
@Telegraph
Starmer comes across much better than Sunak in pretty much every exchange I have ever seen
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Unlikely, given that he was born in the Middle East.
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Oh here we go. Man Utd sign a 4ft 6 centre back and the FA start to change the rules. Typical.
🚨 FA to trial removal of heading at all age groups under 12. Trial approved by IFAB and, if successful, heading could be removed from these age groups entirely in time for 2023-24 season
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Random question of the day... What's your favourite debut album that's been released in your lifetime? I've thought about this today, and would probably pick this. The cover also reminds me of Spinal Tap so it's win-win
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Well, I had a good crack at evading it for two years...
Stay safe and sensible everyone x
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Next week I was going to do Udogie to Ake to try to get a full playing XI. Surely it's worth a minus 4 to do it now with the DGW?
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Random question of the day, what's a film that you think is great that you don't think many people these days will have seen? I'll start...
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Ladies and Gentleman, here is our new Health Secretary. I think we have reached full parody stage of government now.
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Sunak said he will take us out of the European Court of Human Rights and got a round of applause. This country is fucked, well and truly fucked.
#itvdebate
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Got some early Man City team news guys...
David James
Distin
Dunne
Bischoff
Barton
McManamam
Wright-Philips
Sinclair
Anelka
Fowler
Wanchope
Sorry, should have said, it's 20 years early.
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The 0% Guinness is great, I genuinely can't tell the difference between this and the alcoholic one
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This is absolutely nuts. As a History teacher I would put us at 20% at most, purely down to the importance of the Battle of Britain early on. The Soviet Union need at least 40% (could be as high as 60) and the US at least 30%. 10% split between everyone else. Thoughts?
80th Anniversary of D-Day
Which country do British voters think did the most to defeat Nazi Germany? (5-6 June):
The United Kingdom 42%
The United States 12%
France 6%
The Soviet Union 6%
Canada 3%
Poland 3%
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Seeing a lot of catfishing posts on here. I just want to assure all of you that I am indeed Steven Toast, star of the West End play the Moosetrap. Here's a photo of me to prove it
#FPLCommunity
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Random question of the day... This is very, very tough. What is your favourite comedy show of all time? You can only pick one. I think, if pushed, mine would be... Peep Show. It's not the best made or particularly groundbreaking, but I could rewatch it almost every month
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I had an interview at work this week, for promotion, and didn't get it. Feedback was really positive and just wasn't ready yet. But... I've never felt so demotivated as I have the last few days. Never been in this position, does it go away? Or should I look for different jobs?!
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@Alexguazzelli
They would have done if they'd equalised in the 95th minute, rather than taking the lead and losing it. Surely you get that difference?
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Here's my team for
#GW2
I know it's shit. You know it's shit. But I'll pretend I know what I'm doing.
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Longest run in a while. It's another beautiful day out there
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Speaking as a Spurs fan, this Arsenal performance is quite possibly the most Spursy thing I have ever seen
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I've switched captaincy backwards and forwards all day. I'm going to go for it, see you on the other side 😨
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@MartinSLewis
Something similar happened to me the other day at the barbers. He started being homophobic and I just stopped talking. Awkward 10 minutes until he was finished and I will never go back there
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@TennisLeedsNI
@JudeChels
@mind_of_benzy
@FirmiSmo
You're being intolerant of people that think that, why are they not entitled to hold thag opinion? Whilst criticising people with different views to you of being intolerant. You must admit, it's a little ironic?
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Longest run in a long time, aiming to do a half marathon at some point over Half Term 🏃♂️💪
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Random question of the day... Which film do you think was good but has been largely forgotten? Here's my choice, a lovely little film.
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What's more amazing, scoring from his own half or living in Turkey and resisting a hair transplant?
🏴💫 Jonjo Shelvey scores from the halfway line for Çaykur Rizespor! Insane goal. 🤯
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