Failing is the greatest thing that ever happened to me. Here's my TEDx talk on learning to Become #Failworthy:

RT @AnnieForTruth: 💯💯💯

RT @MeidasTouch: Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic.

Does anyone else miss when Christian people acted like it?

@joncoopertweets Elderly people really struggle with this cold weather so...

I think @carrieunderwood is right that the country really needs to unite right now. So everybody say it with me on the count of three so we can be united: Fuck you, Carrie Underwood.

@abovetreeline7 @everytime_11 @MGWMGW1967 @SaltyGoat17 The red is dye and the retardant is fertilizer. They're dropping it on plants. The fact that you don't know this already is a clear demonstration that you have no place commenting on this issue.

The funniest thing about having family in Europe is occasionally getting messages asking if you are safe or need to flee America and stay somewhere Every time this jackass starts tweeting it's like a new edition of Mein Kampf coming out

RT @TheOnion: News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions

RT @AdamKinzinger:

Snoop Dogg singing a love song to cannabis is exactly the kind of novacaine I really needed before the end of 2024 And Dear God, does @Eminem bring some lyricism in his feature. Sometimes I feel like that man tries to contend with entire albums when he comes on to feature 🐐

@DisavowTrump20 You say this like we don't have years of evidence that this man has zero problem looking anyone in the eye while he fucks them over. He doesn't care about hurting people

RT @AnnieForTruth: 💯💯

With only a couple exceptions, every Trump cabinet pick has been a man that women do not want to leave their drink uncovered around

@mjfree If this is true, you must have been ignoring black people's voices until Trump arrived

RT @AZ_Brittney: Who is with me? 🖐️

@Angry_Staffer I hate MAGA but honestly, who gives a shit about this even if it is true? I care more about the fact that this guy left the tag on his jacket. What kind of plebian shit is that??? Especially for a man who can afford a pocket full of coke [allegedly]

@BK_McCallum @_Just_Chayse_ @acnewsitics Are you also in favor then of gay separate restrooms since they are men that you're so afraid of men violating you?

after seeing all these trump appointees, it feels like there won't be any more pedophiles left available to attend Kid Rock shows

@DavidMCampbell6 @NickKnudsenUS Literally all 4 of these sentences are demonstrably false by anyone who has taken a High School economics course. You are nowhere near as intelligent as you think you are even if you believe you are as dumb as a box of rocks. Even then, I would be insulting the rocks.

@NickKnudsenUS It sounds like you're implying that these for profit corporations would not immediately take the extra money they get from the tax break and make goods cheaper for consumers? Isn't that how Supply Side economics works? Pretty sure it's never failed, right?