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850 credit score. 2023 Toyota Camry . 375 PR dead lift. Bought BTC at 43k. Tinder professional. Hinge expert
Joined December 2024
@coldcallsniper Sarge this was amazing but you forgot to factor in one thing. It’s vital to have a Uber called with urgency and good timing to make the operation go down smoothly. You don’t rob a bank without a get away driver to ya? Uber black if you are playing with parlay money ( optional ).
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My grandpa gave me the best advice when dealing with women and I’ll never forget it . Date the tits and marry the ass. You can always buy her tits , but can’t buy her an ass . Of course my pop isn’t around anymore to know what a BBL is. He would be barking from the grave.
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That beast is always hard to kill in zombies once you get to the late rounds.
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He not lying at all. Our league trash should be investigated by the FBI possibly.
If you guys liked this you should see my league group chat. It’s 100x this and 100x more toxic. It’s beautiful 🥲.
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Sarge your work is already hitting the streets. This brother is committing Connor Stalions like crimes
Okay Soldiers lets break down some film . So what we got here is a 5.5 and 7.7 who would be a 8.5 if she was trying at the local dive being ambushed by the old locals who are most definitely regulars here and believe they have the right at dibs on these women.
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I am going to be absolutely out of my mind at the Linc on Sunday. I’m talking about being locked in a cage with no food or water insane. Scientists will study my brain one day to attempt to figure out the cognitive behavior that took place in my brain on that Sunday in Philly.
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Dudes can’t apply pressure anymore? I’m coming for you this week mf @coldcallsniper.
All this because I am playing him in our fantasy football playoff this week. The buy in for this league was $30 by the way
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This reminds me of when Bud Light was a great and dependable beer. A true American beer. Then it was influenced by the LGBTQ community and became undrinkable to the point where I will turn it down even if it’s given to me for free.
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Buying a ticket Sunday idc if I had to sell one of my 10 luxury sport cars, one of top of the top of the line collector watches or one of my 100,000 shares of Tesla. I’m going to be a the Linc Sunday.
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Navy and Army game cool and all but did you see the Army cheerleaders? I love a women in service.
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Idk why but tonight screams drink 18 voodoo rangers and call my ex girlfriend.
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The fuck kind of question is this.
Should I do bag for the first time?lmk.
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