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“Hey Siri, send Mathapelo a heartfelt message about how it just won’t work between us”
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Some Huns just come from money bro, don’t overthink it.
If she posts in a bmw with these type of seatbelts,just know she's not dealing with no broke gent.
Choose peace my king
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They both don’t know it yet but she’s gonna hire him and it’s gonna be an even bigger full circle moment
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Am I the only one that doesn’t like to sit across my date? Gotta be able to grab both my meals.
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This December kgopela di braai vibes fela. Re groovile, is genog. If wa braai’a, mfounele, ke teng.
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This nigga crying about Khanyi Mbau making him pay school fees in 2021 like she didn’t have Mandla Mthembu buying matching lambos years ago. He’s disrespecting her finesse at this point.
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You fight for R300 in a promo group mara 15K after deductions is nothing. Ftsek
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Cracked 2 eggs earlier and they both had 2 yolks. I’m gonna post this for good luck
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South African actors get recycled so much, I can’t tell if this is Generations, Rhythm City or something new
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Very strict. You touch the club twice in the same week, o tsena strategy meeting about your short and long term goals
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Fontein Tickets are now officially sold out✅
Unfortunately no sales will be allowed at the gate. Thank you for supporting the Fon! 🥂
#TshwaneFontein
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I’m at work 2 hours early on a Friday, just in case DA tries to sent me back to Mamelodi at least makgowa a mpollelw are “nee, die Ene werk hard, sy kan stay”🙏🏾
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Ene kyona energy nyana e e risang majiteng
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I always knew Pitori huns are the real toxic queens. But it was proper confirmed on Friday. My broers found out they dating the same hun, decided to hit her with the R Kelly/Usher “same girl” shit. She opened the door and said “Eh enden lena?” Then went back to groove to dance💀
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😭
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“O kleva akere wena? Stlaela ke nna? Alright”
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Don’t think your GTI is going to impress a PTA Notth hun, ba nyaka Venture.
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Nna ako sokodisa ke skobo
Y’all are still dating for looks?😂😂
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Might be the first hun out of Soshanguve to ever be doing pilates. You’re doing it for that little girl in Jukulyn and that’s real
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Hlakana ko Fontein ke bo “Ya skobo, ong hladile wena”. “Haha skang bora Thabang, wena o hladile nna” “Haowa nna, Palesa? Nna ke sao frostana blyn, o tsamaya le mang after mo?” “Lwena baby🥰”
People from Pretoria don’t break up. They just take 4 months off and jola again. Never believe them when they say they’re over, they’re not.
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When women send texts like this, I just assume they want some extra money for something. Kante motho aka robala asaja ge o kase mo zame 😳
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A debit order on Christmas is so anti christ. What am I still paying for when he already paid the ultimate price😔
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I promise, nothing can prepare you for that transition😭 I’m finished🤣
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My work wife ba mo banisitse gape, mfanola wa gae o nale pelo empe
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Dating in hatfield must be some nerve wrecking shit, you gotta pray before you open videos like this cause it could be your baby there by 0:09 gently carressing the back of another broer’s neck ka manala ako Twmmy Taylor that you paid for ka last 1tao ya Nsfas. Go boima yong
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This hun has had the longest top gasket to date. You know some people usually go crazy for a bit then disappear and come back normal. Not her, I can’t help but admire it. Just absolutely fucking nuts and proud. consistency👌🏾
Yes. If someone has passed on and are not yet buried , you may bring their body to my church on Sunday and The Rabbi will raise them from the dead in Jesus name.
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Say less🤝🏾
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“I know little miss R4700 after deductions isn’t trying to have an opinion about my wig”. I just know it would be the women😂
In Norway, every citizen’s salary can be accessed on a website for anyone to see.
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@Givenkazeni
Why does alcohol whisper the wildest shit in our ears? Gape you can tell byala bwitse “Jumpa okare o springbok poi”😭
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Tse ba di iretse beach, byanong lena le nyako gwantela makuleng ka tsona everyday for 2 leme ebe le te makatsa. Reka super glue o kgaogane le lenganga
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As bad as you wanna address them, some things aren’t worth your energy. Learn to let them go.
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“Half clutch, pelo potleng” Mxm. Y’all not real lovers, nna ke tsena ka hlogo. If gwa pala it’s not the end of the world, ke tla fola
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They were both talking to her nice by the end of the night😂 I couldn’t help but Stan
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People on here saying 15K after deductions is nothing, like we don’t know your real lives.
Would a 15k salary be enough for u after all your deductions (tax ,medical aid ,car ,apartment /house ) ?
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At 21 I wanted everything in store, at 24 I bought it all, just to make sure ❤️
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Only had work from 10am today but I’ve been here since 7:30 because last night I had a dream where I had to move back to Mamelodi😳
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Kana you guys are prepared to suffer just to say “we’ve been together for 10 years”.
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25 and still so young that I ain’t had enough of nothing.
At 21 I wanted everything in store, at 24 I bought it all, just to make sure ❤️
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Lena lang fetsa kaore motho aka bolela so a emetse R350
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Launching
@AirbourneGroup
online kitchen soon. Please follow us on twitter and insta: airbourneonlinekitchen 🙏🏾
Pitori, we’re almost ready✨
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Holding the controller like that is a sign ya go gola boima💀
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Alcohol will never throw your phone at your in the morning on some “difebe tsa hao diri good morning baby “
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These huns just don’t see you long term. Ba ke stocko. You’re a plan to them. Mosadi wa nnete, sestere, o thiba phahla. Eseng ba ba mophangelo. Ba sleg blyn. They’re on a mission to destroy the budget. O tla tsoga vroeg ole busy le wonga ka emergency data.
Also girls that don’t contribute ba lapisa 😭 you must buy her an outfit fetch her, buy nake, o reke dijo, o reka Powerade, o book’s, o patelle parking kore monna yonke’into. I’m not saying split things 50/50 but betha distraction ka burger or something
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Man, I’ll pay anything for convenience. Anything that makes things less strenuous for me and you have my attention
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If Pretoria Was An Event
Mamelodi VVIP🍾🥂
Attridgeville - VIP🍹
Mabopane - General🍻
Soshanguve - Bouncers💪
Garankuwa -Toilets🚻
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Basadi ke batho le lunch, o kase ba botse selo ge bare baya luncheng.
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Weddings as well, Intimate birthday get togethers, getaways, easy vibes in general, sign me. Don’t tell me about a line up
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“Byanong jou timer areng ka lebaka lela, bare bae bone byang ko wena?”
“Tjo baby, waitsi ba nale ditshele byang bo malomaka, mara are awa baiza o thomile pila”
“Bodese mos, somara keya bankeng nou koe laola pila re fetse, le my M ke mmoditse gore ake nyake flopo”
Ke lobola🐄💍
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Can’t do this for a Pitori hun.
“Chomi, kere ke ge ele rena ko morao ga van. Go tsamaya ke go bona waitsi”😭
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S/O to everyone who hasn’t been okay as of late but still wakes up everyday and tries harder. Your day is coming Kings and Queens🙏🏾❤️
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@Luvuyo_Thato
Net ake utlwane le motho wa go se phidisane shap le batho ba bangwe. Hana botho dai boy
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The PR manager at Old Mutual tomorrow when they see Cem Air trending
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When the relationship ends it’s “that bitch ass nigga cried in my arms”💀
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I love how women quoting this tweet think it’s cute. Ko blocka nna ge nka jumpa gore o chaile bo serious. O tlang mpakela tshokolo
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Giving your life to crime in your early twenties is really nuts. Didn’t even give real life a try. Awa bereka Makro nyana, o no ngadile di sa thoma
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Another 1K ko Tammy Taylor. That’s 7.8K, nakweo payslip ere 9K. Mara tlala ke eng ke jola chipi?👌🏾
Now that you gents have seen that we pay 5k for hair and 1.8k for make up, bechang batho ba lona.🙄
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Niggas always tryna act hard😪 Ge o mo rata, wa mo rata mfan. Ase bo bari
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I rent out event equipment, namely:
-Tents(Pyramid, waterproof stretch, non-waterproof stretch. etc)
-Tables(round tables, rectangular tables, cocktail tables, etc)
-Couches
-Benches
-Artificial grass
-Ice Buckets
-Plates, glasses. cutlery, etc
Based in pretoria.
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We really don’t. I always tell broers not to be fooled, huns are the people that really have money. A hun will sbwl a 2K purse on the TL with 40K in her account. Then Sphamandla, “lepara”, will send her 2K with 6K in his account💀
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My gran just called to tell me I must listen to Metro FM cause she called in for them to wish me a happy birthday😅🥺❤️
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Never understood gents that try to police women’s outfit choices and the weave+make up. You ever dated a bad bitch and you get the pleasure of her pulling up to where you are? With a face beat, long wig and a fire ass outfit showing a lotta skin? O tla bona gore jeso wa phela😭
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Funny how this chat is online only. Especially with women. Apparently women in their 30s are miserable. In real life they are moving into pretty homes, vacationing in the tropics and wearing all that shit they have been manifesting since teenage days. Idk man, maybe stop the cap?
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Once had a hun call me kele ko Jack Budha telling me to go home. Obviously that relationship ended the very next day cause o ka botsa mfana touchline masepa ao?
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I was in Pretoria North for a minute today and the whole time I was riding around, I was thinking about how it really deserves the hate it gets. We’re not even overreacting. That place is so swaak. Felt like I went back in time
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Bro huns are stellar at hiding their cheating, do you know how swaak of a nigga you gotta be for a hun to show you 9/9 that she’s cheating?
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This guy said in that interview that he will give people Shebeshxt no matter what his state of mind is and he really be standing on business
After a horrible car accident 🤧😬this is South Africa 😅
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I’ll take some adventures as well. Rockets ase adventure, ska mpotsa masepa.
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