@markgoldbridge He's just securing that coin 😂

@markgoldbridge Squad isn't good enough so let's just ignore the transfer window and hope for the best. I almost hope they get us relegated..

@KevinAshford7 Penis reduction surgery is painful but I'm sure you'll battle through it Kev

@UnitedStandMUFC @bethTmufc @rxnpixels Well done Beth 'four question' Tucker

@markgoldbridge

@markgoldbridge Getting Nkunku with his injury record is a huge gamble, thanks probably why Merson likes the idea

@markgoldbridge If I speak there will be smoke

@markgoldbridge Just had a nice Christmas and new year off

@markgoldbridge I think you'll find that his mum does his hair.

@markgoldbridge They've had a shit season but they're still above us

@UnitedStandMUFC Rashy can get a few more beers down his neck tonight then.

@markgoldbridge Top 4 in the championship

@markgoldbridge International players that can't complete a 5 yard pass. Awful group.

@bethTmufc You've smashed it Beth. And to finish on 2 million subscribers was the perfect end to the year. Happy new year.

@markgoldbridge Can't complete a 5 yard pass the shit houses

@markgoldbridge Two different meats, that's when you know you've hit the big time.

@markgoldbridge You're gonna need a bigger boat

@UnitedStandMUFC @ManUtdMEN To ill to train or play but he can do interviews behind the clubs back.

@markgoldbridge A lot of taste is influenced by your sense of smell. You've got a cold at the moment so it will taste different because your nose is blocked. Also need to see a man city in crisis video tonight.

@markgoldbridge Football in a locked cage please 😭