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@TimeyWimeyMommy
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Parenting is an adventure fire sale!! Smol homosexual hit a growth spurt and also broke the zipper on the one long pair. Contact me here for any of these to direct pay and I'll knock an additional 15% off and do free domestic shipping.
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@tlhicks713
@TitusNation
I've been hardcore gun control for years. My little guy showing me the paper he made to help cover the windows of his classroom. In crayon, it said "no 1 is here go away" so, needless to say, I cried a little
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@OhNoSheTwitnt
@pattonoswalt
Like my sweet southern grandma would have likely said to anyone complaining "why do you think he's talking about you?" And blinked sweetly until they answered. Fully.
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Hey, Fellas that are 40 and up...what the fuck happened? How did people start to think Russia was ever an ally of America? They are an expansionist empire, always have been.
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My dad is gone. I thought I was okay, until I realized I was driving home 20 miles under the speed limit. I need some time. I'll be in and out, finding the new normal.
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Since Fella on Fella crime is on the rise, serious question for my followers. Do you see me as a fella? I do not take on bonking missions anymore. I combat disinfo from the Community Notes page. I fundraise....and fundraise....and fundraise...but does that make a fella?
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@MalcolmNance
Russia has basically turned into reverse Churchill "We will run from them in the streets, we will lose to them at the railway....we will attempt to sneak away disguised as a subordinate and fail...."
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We're burying my dad today. I know I'm staying up to avoid it. Keeping busy. This is almost over, mechanically. The grief has to work itself out.
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Nafo, I need a boost today. I have severe depression and believe I'm in a downswing. Do you believe that the work I've been doing on jewelry is good enough for etsy? It's hard to take the words of family as unbiased, and I just...I don't know. I'm not sure what I want to say.
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Hey...uh...biolabs? This is in the break room
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@cmclymer
I will be voting for him yet again. I was walking for him up until I was hospitalized for over 40 days. Whatever it takes, this is what my home state needs.
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Sex Tunnel Pride Parade tomorrow! Drop your PFP below if you want in!
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For those attending the Sex Tunnel Safety and You seminar today in meeting room 3, building C, the planned cinnamon buns are unavailable, so I'm putting in a sandwich order thru Panera. (And Marv, can you drop by HR before you leave today?)
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I'm FREE! I'm FREEEEEEEEE! I can follow everyone!
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My house is a wreck, I'm going thru a thing right now on top of the ice snap, but this amused me enough to post anyway. I'll take it down later since it's a full face shot, but for my fellas
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I can't figure out how to open this Christmas gift, anyone know?
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@MNateShyamalan
@pattonoswalt
IKEA: "Okay, hear me out...meatballs, kids carpets, and a gazebo...but we make THEM build it"
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@AngryBlackLady
@cmclymer
... do people GENUINELY think this is a thing???!? This is like when my school trial ballooned me being banned from the women's bathroom/greenroom for a show because someone knew I was with a woman and I had to ask "where do the gays go? Do I shit in the hall or get a litterbox?"
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@307Spartan
@hemantmehta
I've found a lot of these people tend to fall apart or just start yelling over you when you actually start quoting the book they're pretending to preach. I've also found myself often quoting the Simpsons "Have you actually read this thing? You can't use the bathroom!"
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I'm unreasonably proud of this pun 🤣
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Ya'll, for privacy sake I won't say who, but I just got followed by a huge NAFO account I really respect and it was probably an accident but..
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@C137JY
@Hutch_Trav
@XFactor10
@PolticalAtheist
@SherwoodRN
@EllisGBS
@Sailingflyingd
@RawStory
Can anyone translate it to Russian for her?
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Our cat, Noodle, the most "watching you in the bathroom" kitty we have, has watched us use the toilets enough to demonstrate and attempt it himself..... by crouching over my partners ceramic mug... and peeing directly into it.
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So. Um. Wow. Am I allowed to say wow at something I make? I think the ghost of a real jeweler grabs my body occasionally. Like "bitch, move over, this jewel is too nice" Labradorite and Blue Tigers eye.
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Continuing my Pfp mini adventures! These are hand painted, I'm going to be pouring resin on them to protect the canvas. If interested in your own, I'm doing them for a $45 donation to U24 or
@coastoflife_od
, plus S&H to my PayPal. Can be a necklace or Keychain.
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@caslernoel
Boy does it ever feel like their kind of scam. There was a handshake or ten down the line.
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So. Couple of years back I spent about 5 weeks in hospital because of an ulcer that went nuclear. I'm lucky to still be here. Problem is, sometimes they flare up and it's all I can do to exist for a week. Don't forget me, guys, but I'm going to be light for a minute. See you soon
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I second this exact sentiment, though my issue is disability, not age. This is me doing something that can make a difference, when I thought that time was past for me. Thank you, NAFO. I love you all.
NAFO, you gave me the chance for a productive life in my twilight years. You are all so very precious. Please take good care of yourselves and keep fighting for what is right and good and just.
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@BadBradRSR
And then they try to play the "I would NEVER cut a friend out of my life for POLITICS" it's like "Motherfucker, it's not the politics, it's the heinous, evil lack of morals and integrity you apparently support. I never knew you."
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Anyone know what I went into the kitchen for?
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@TitusNation
We got my youngest a cell phone (He's 10, but I know, I know) but when I told him to keep it silenced but take it in his backpack, he immediately said "In case there's a shooter?" Fukc the GOP for making this part of his everyday.
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Ya'll. YA'LL. The absolute amazeballs
@MichaelWatman
sent me tools they weren't using anymore that are so much higher quality than what I had. No plier wiggle!!!! (Only the most first world problems, I know) but if you don't somehow already follow them, get on that!! 🥰🥳😭
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@RoubleDestroyer
@hippojuicefilm
Lmao and seriously, tou know the guy in the video is roughly 10 times the man the incel is. (I have no reason to believe he's actually an incel just vibes)
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@TXWomenRESIST
@OhNoSheTwitnt
@pattonoswalt
Oh, she's passed, but since she was absolutely my inspiration growing up, my only real mom, and a level of funny and witty and pure ballsy we should all hope to be one day, I say please do!
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Can't believe I'm saying this: hand assembled steel and brass chain with Tryzub. I actually did it!
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I'M NOT EATING FROSTING RIGHT OUT OF THE JAR YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS!
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Starting off the tour today we visit the newer, classy side of the tunnels, complete with wall mounted lube stations and "resting" benches! I particularly believe the stained glass for natural lighting is a nice touch!
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So. There's good news, and there's bad news. Good news, no covid. Bad news. Flu. So, Fella down but not down down.
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You know what? That didn't turn out half bad. Like always, this will be on offer to Twitter frens and fam first. Double sided labradorite and pure copper. I think $60 is fair, but DM if you wanna chat about it.
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Okay, no joke, as hilariously flattering it is that someone is impersonating an account with sub 5000 followers, @ NafoHr36114 is not me, do not send them any money
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BREAKING NEWS:
russia provides evidence that France has soldiers in Ukraine.
BREAKING NEWS:
russia provides evidence that France has soldiers in Ukraine.
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Before we put it in to dry, thought ya'll may want to see these in full bloom. We'd normally leave them but we're getting hail anyway so saving it to set in resin.
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@cmclymer
I know. My rapist was never charged, because "a woman can't rape a woman, they don't have the parts"
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What happened in the classy tunnels stays in the Classy Tunnels! Time to move on though, we've been going all night long! Tip your DJ and your go-go dancers!!
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Okay, so, I said I'd do this today, my partner is down for me plunking away at my phone for Ukraine. On this post, show a proof of any donation to your Ukrainian cause of choice, no amount too small, and I'll animate you or image of choice in a jar.
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I'm so excited! This piece sold! Shipping it out tomorrow. There's still other pieces on the Etsy that have only been viewed once. And I think that was by me 😂🤣 Gonna ship this one with a little freebie.
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I'm starting a new thread with all remaining pieces and where new ones will go from here, since some pricing has changed for newer ones. NAFO discounts still apply, ask about pricing and all sales contribute to
@coastoflife_od
!! Go check them out!
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Does anyone have a favorite refinery fire? For reasons?
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Just being open ftm. My partner says he can always tell when I'm going through a major depressive period when I struggle to even make myself cook. There are days where I wonder what I'm going to do. How we'll achieve what we hope to. I don't know. I just feel useless and sad
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So, to make the official announcement, this Saturday, I will be streaming Cyberpunk 2077, Blunt weapons only run. NAFO: ALL BONK, NO FUCKS. Times are CST, I will post the room link that morning for those that wish to join! Drop by, donate to
@coastoflife_od
and have fun!!
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And this is why we fight. I'm so very done with minority rule.
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Does anyone else's dog sleep bark? I mean, it's my son's dog, but when he goes to school, she takes up snoozing with whichever person is still laying down. Then sleep woofs.
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Fighting the urge to depression/fear shut down. It was an emotionally exhausting weekend. I have things to do today. I have to keep going. It's just..hard.
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@chrismeagher46
@cmclymer
I seem to recall General Milley walking across a certain street so someone could get a picture with an upside-down prop Bible. They can spare us the pearl clutching. Also, correct.
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So. As promised! This one is currently going for $50 on Etsy, but today I'll offer it direct sale thru PayPal or Zelle for $40 plus shipping! Amethyst and copper, Czech crystal beads. More to come!
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@TXWomenRESIST
@OhNoSheTwitnt
@pattonoswalt
Thank you....that actually means a great deal to me. She shaped my life. It's the old saying "We all die twice. Once when we die, and then the last day someone says our name." She was just...a peach. Best Mammaw I could hope for.
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Almost done with this fundraiser bad boy. So just one more to go! This week, anyway
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😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈After careful consideration....
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I am exhausted, wrung out, scared. Angry and just tired. Preventable medical emergency in my family. I'm going to try and lay down for a couple of hours, get the little to school, and head back up to the hospital. To probably just sleep again. But that's then. Bonk on NAFO.
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Have you checked my Etsy lately? All new photos, new items going up all the time. New thread here, featuring some Etsy links, but also going forward, this is where I'll post all new pieces at a discount for 24 hours. Those sales go to
@coastoflife_od
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I finished this one today! Honey topaz and lapis lazuli, hand twisted silver plated coils around a solid copper frame. Solid copper accent beads, and one of the hardest things I've ever made 😂 $45 for the next 24 hours.
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Two heroines(heroin?)Two crafters.
@TimeyWimeyMommy
and
@NaomiMorris1980
by their powers combined bring you Bejeweled UKRY Bear! UKRY Bear CAN be YOURS with UKRYs non pierce earrings, brooch, and bracelet! 1 drawing credit per 10$ amount of verified donation to
@coastoflife_od
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Oh, hey, is it Sexy Monday already?
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Struggling today, keeping it real. Thinking I'm insane and selfish to try and be an artist and mom. New piece out tonight. I'm just overthinking things and letting depression win. It's an ongoing battle, forever. You guys are absolute Orc-Hunting beasts, keep doing you!
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This is a reminder: your fella will NOT stop growing if you keep it in a container that's too small! It's not good for the fella. They should be able to stand, turn all the way around, and lay down completely
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Just so I don't feel like a total failure today (not sure about tomorrow) but I did make a new little tiny gem piece. Zultanite and copper.
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@IamBohhi
My partner takes great comfort in the fact that his father's story is taught in military schools to this day. We die twice, when we go, and the last time someone says our name. As long as people remember this war, remember what he did, part of him lives.
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Went to the funeral home today for final arrangements. He won't be cremated for another 10 days or so due to state law, but everything is signed. I did final identification of the body.
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@luvMIgreatlakes
@TheNerdEmpire
@MadMontyMN
@tlhicks713
@TitusNation
Jack has just never known a world without them. That bothers me way more than I let on to him, but he's 9, now, and it's just a "thing" they do. I keep remembering that teacher crouching in a supply closety praying to God if she was shot through the door, let her body block it
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@MikeDrucker
@chemotaxis
Oh God what is wrong with my state? (Don't answer that, we don't have enough days in the week to list them all)
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My daughter right now 🏳️⚧️ "how often do you get to stand outside in a cloak in an eclipse?" She's playing Majoras mask music
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Oh noes!!
@iamundertow
is trappeded! Donate to
@coastoflife_od
get himz out!! (Donation experience may vary, Tribble may jump back into jar, no purchase necessary, LTD.
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This Monday, Memorial Day, I'd like to announce the Quarterly Sex Tunnel Safety and You Seminar! This time we're going to be doing a full Sex Tunnel tour and Meet and Greet! Today we'll be arranging speakers and catering (Gotta keep that energy up!) and visiting
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@TitusNation
@GOP
@allyyarid
Just once, this aging, queer af raised in a church Texan would like to see the bible used to promote love and acceptance, like the FUCKING BOOK SAID. (Technically in the sequel to the Torah but yanno)
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So, some people have been curious to see me try simpler patterns, and two stone. So, as my ice cream melts.. This is Kiwi agate (the faint blue light stone) Preseli bluestone (darker), green quartz, moonstone and zolsite. Copper and silver plate. All of them are available!
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The best piece I think I've ever made just sold! And it had only ever been viewed twice!
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So, does anyone actually care for the teeny thank you gifts I send along with the packages, or am I just silly? 🤣
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@caslernoel
And then they called us all alarmist for screaming that our body autonomy was at risk.
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Welcome to the NAFO Pride Parade 2024! People are starting to gather up, but I think only HALF of us are here so far!!! I'll post updated pictures below as we all come together! Heck, only half the band is in place so far!
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This piece kind of built itself, I let it flow as I was working with it. It's surprisingly natural looking, isn't it? Still going for $50 plus shipping, loading it on the Etsy tomorrow. I don't know, it just felt like art.
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