@dawg1y
@stillgray
I envision a room, much like when Neo meets The Architect in "Matrix Reloaded"
I enter cautiously
It's me sitting there
There have been countless Me's before this Me, but they all did the same thing
Created endless Riblets, tendies and shrimp at Applebee's
I smile and exit
@TrumpJew2
@Richard_Harambe
When he said "I'm in trouble" it had nothing to do with Bloomberg.
He had just shit his huggies again
A complete 180 has taken place
I'm starting to love this guy
Fellow
@kirkminshow
fans
I've never asked for anything on here, for any cause, ever.
However....
Shane's story is profound, pertinent and sadly, far too universal to remain untold
Please enjoy the trailers
PLEASE retweet and if you can, PLEASE donate
My mom called
"Hey, whats up?"
"Not much. Wanted to see if you had plans this weekend."
"I'm driving to a Subway in Delaware tomorrow."
"I don’t think they have a subway in Delaware."
"The sandwitch place. I'm driving to Delaware to get a sandwitch."
"Please get off drugs."
There was a chicken place across the street
I lulled the Red Devil to sleep with some Clifford ASMR
Tried to get
@Mcfussdaddy
to go get chicken from the chicken place
He told me to fuk myself, rules are rules
Man of honor
We should have killed Justin while we had the chance
After waking up in a van in an alley in Watertown,
@BigSteve207
smirks menacingly as he French presses a cup of strong, black coffee.
He has a glow
"It's my day Grace Curley. It's MY f'ing day!!"
Nutshell
@kirkminshow
Kirk spends a week locked in an office with one of the most famous men in America
First show back, 30 minutes of Trung
Chef's kiss
@kirkminshow
Just saw a guy in a "kirk minihane show" sweatshirt in Market Basket in Biddeford. He had earbuds in and was moving fast, but I caught up. We lamented today's news as yet another customer walked by and said, "shitty day, hopefully the wilbur will still be on".
@libsoftiktok
@GDBIW
Somebody please go for a Taco Bell interview and negotiate HARD for the litter box.
Please, bless and heal the world with the video we ALL NEED
🙏
Just called my Mom
"Great news. We were going to wait until Christmas, but it's too exciting."
"Oh my God, is Rachel pregnant?"
"No, way cooler than that.
@MikeMutnansky
just named me his 5th best Minifan of the year."
"Who?"
"I know, huge day."
"Please stop using drugs"
In search of:
16 psychos to compete in the 1st ever
@kirkminshow
based Game Show
Requirements:
-lowest level of education possible
-tolerance for spicy foods
-no seafood allergy
-shitty attitude
-cam/mic
DMs open
If you send application to
@davecullinane
plz include 🍆 pic,
Are there any massive influencers who every demo knows and who actually loves horse racing, goes to all major events, own horses and still totally and completely get ignored by the sport? I can't think of any.
People (me) are saying today's
@kirkminshow
was the most compelling audio since
@BigSteve207
announced his departure
It hurt me DEEPLY to hear
@davecullinane
get verbally slaughtered by the NICEST sounding guy of all time
Like curb stomped ☠☠
However
It was a great listen
Inception 2024
A pathological liar
@kirkminshow
producer temporarily replaces another pathological liar producer and starts breaking down the other liar's lies
Then he starts lying about not lying
That was wild shit
Cheeks: "I'm a deeply disturbed, broken individual, lost in a sea of self regret."
Yellow Shirt Guy: "Hold my beer"
@kirkminshow
Friday Guest Glory Hole DELIVERS once again
Coming soon to the
@kirkminshow
YouTube Network
"What's in the box"
16 Contestants
Single Elimination
Winner Take All
Co-hosts
@RobertMadawaska
and
@Mcfussdaddy
1. Open Box
2. Read Directions
3. FINISH FIRST!!
Simple, right?
$1k💰 to the tourney winner, DM for details
Welp.....
As a day 1 Cullifan, quarter zip owning Hits lover, this hurts to post
It appears
@amyroloffCF
saw the
@jacknorton32
tweets today
Bad day when Amy turns on you
@davecullinane
Bad bad day Baby Dave
"It was a one night thing. I wasn't even married yet."
-
@ChrisKlemmer
If I gave you 30 guesses as to what hes referencing, would one of the guesses be "writing a really shitty '12 Angry Men' review for a ill fated, non existent blog"?
BOTTOMS UP CATHAAAAY!!!
Still shakin' that thang at 79!!
You go girl!! 🍸🍸🍸
(For the record, everything I wanted him to save about
@davecullinane
was nice)
@mattroloff
#LPBW