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Bills, Blues, Cards. Very Bisexual. President and Founder of the Burliever Movement. Peer-Certified Ball Knower.

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2 years
Top 5 twitter moment of all time, and yes i ate many breadsticks for you guys
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@TimMitch13 tim, direct your attention to the never-ending breadsticks
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@YankeeWRLD didn’t realize 2015 Matt Stonie was doing it like that
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nothing is worse then getting Yes, Of Course’d by Jay Cuda
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have u hit a home run yet since spring training started
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anyways here’s Native American MLB pitcher Ryan Helsley saying that he considers the chop very disrespectful
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Paul Goldschmidt
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Jay Cuda
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have u hit a home run yet since spring training started
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i’ve seen enough, Chip is the greatest broadcaster i’ll ever hear
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“they lost the last 270 games against the Orioles” THERE IT IS
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i did not have “finding out hank green was bi in the replies of his cancer tweet” on my 2023 bingo card
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@AndriasCupSize I’m bi and Ryan is not in my interest house. Is this a known issue? Is he only hot to straights?
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it happened again
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have u hit more home runs than the white sox
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2 years
Bills cooked Colin Cowherd so bad they were forced to delete the video but i will not let it go without a proper sendoff #BillsMafia
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5 months
burn the whole thing down if the greatest right-handed hitter of all time isn’t unanimous
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Will Albert Pujols be elected unanimously to the Baseball Hall of Fame?
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oh my god they’re gonna kill Nolan Gorman
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Kevin Burkhardt suggests MLB impose harsher strikeout penalties on hitters
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ah, but you forgot the most important stat Trevor Bauer: 4 sexual assault allegations Shota Imanaga: 0 sexual assault allegations
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2 guys who pitched for the Yokohama Bay Stars in '23: Trevor Bauer (turns 33 on January 17): 130⅔ IP, 119 H, 14 HR, 31 BB, 130 SO, 40 ER Shota Imanaga (turned 30 on September 1): 148 IP, 132 H, 17 HR, 24 BB, 174 SO, 46 ER
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Pete Alonso is 0-2 in Home Run Derby’s since Stubby Clapp tackled him national hero
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“Dodgers and Cardinals, 18 titles between them”
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Nick Castellanos coming back from the IL once he hears the news the Queen is about to die:
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Pete Alonso is now 0-3 in Home Run Derbys since getting tackled by the Canadian Wonder known as Stubby Clapp. not all heroes wear capes
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The year is 2045. My beautiful family and I are at Busch Stadium for Masyn Winn’s number retirement. My son asks, "Dad, if Ozzie was shortstop for 15 years and then Winn was shortstop for 14 years, what happened in between?" 16 men flash before my eyes. Then I pass out.
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leo valdez get behind me
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god please take all his suffering and give it to leo valdez 😭🙏🏽
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the cardinals can no longer win because of woke
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Yadier Molina 2011-2013: 20.1 fWAR Salvador Perez career: 15.7 fWAR
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The Mizery Index
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Yadier Molina hit 176 homeruns in 815 more games.
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it is now canon that Fredbird has sex
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Fredbird has a son??? @bthompson48 : "Boy, he forgot to tell me about that." 😂 #STLCards
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2 years
@TurboJehtt if i could summarize the entirety of your content in one picture, i think this would be it
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i’ll say it because no one else will. you never got this with Danny Mac. Chip and Brad are just a great duo with a unique energy
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Dan Hentschel when it comes to making satire tweets that everyone takes seriously
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Dan Hentschel
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We hired a 22 year old at work. Yes, she's hotter than my wife. But she's not my best friend. She doesn't make me laugh. She hasn't seen me at my worst, and decided she loves me anyway. So, I'll pass. Thanks.
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@ComicLoverMari it’s the epitome of
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just had to be there, man
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What was the most memorable moment in sports history?
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Nolan Gorman now that Bailey said he liked him
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Matt Carpenter when he’s facing the cubs in clutch situations
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unironically i love burly so much because what the hell is this
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bro what was that Burly celebration
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new win graphic just dropped
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oh shit man i gotcha
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Talkin’ Baseball
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who got that one baseball video?
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absolutely
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can u be fat and still have aura
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surely the Rangers won after hitting a two run home run in the 10th inning of Game 6 of the World Series?
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Josh Hamilton - 10/27/2011 🍁 Postseason 🍁
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2 years
farewell, McFarland. i will always treasure you for this
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Mike Mayer
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The Mets have signed left-hander T.J. McFarland to a minor league deal.
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@MunstaMasta can u be fat & still have aura ???
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bro can’t get a hit so they’re just posting videos of him throwing a ball slower than Masyn Winn
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ELLY THREW THIS BALL 99.8 MPH 🤯
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@YankeeWRLD Barry Bonds retired because he knew he could never get a hit off the GOAT closer
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watching Albert Pujols hit 699 and 700 in the same game
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Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?
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neither does jordan walker and he actually has a wRC+ over 100
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remember elly de la cruz doesn't turn 22 until next year
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Winn-Burly-Contreras are the top of the order
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DID CHIP CARAY JUST SAY “EVERYONE’S BEEN SAYING IT IN WASHINGTON DC, LETS GO BRENDAN”??? LMAO WHAT A TOP TIER JOKE
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I GOT VIDEO OF CHIP’S JOKE
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@YankeeWRLD i wanna see Jim Devlin vs Barry Bonds to settle the GOAT debate
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@PlayoffTanaka_ Pat Hoberg and John Libka in every World Series for the next 20 years:
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2022 was a special season, man
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ieuwke –– offine for exams
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“they’re my everything” and it’s just a picture of a sports team
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certified banger
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actually before i go to sleep, i’d like to share another instant classic from megan
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idk how you hate these guys
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Paul Skenes vs Miles Mikolas
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Jordan Walker if Jeff Albert was still here
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cardinals are top ten and suddenly these have meaning
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FOX Sports: MLB
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Happy Monday! 🎉 Lots of movement in @BenVerlander 's new MLB Power Rankings this week 📈📉
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CFB seeing Georgia face even the slightest challenge
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1. 2020 Cy Young was 73 IP, lets stop acting like that one counts 2. Bauer only had 1 season in his 10 year MLB career with a sub-4 ERA and 110+ IP 3. you don’t have to talk about Pujols just because i used a video of him 4. he has MULTIPLE SEXUAL ASSAULT CHARGES AS WE SPEAK
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@TimMitch13 @BauerOutage is far from a bum. He’s a cy young award winner .. would be the best pitcher in the rotation. @PujolsFive is an all time great once in a lifetime player. Bauer is elite when he has his best stuff.
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me to dylan carlson if he’s gonna take Scott’s spot in the lineup when he’s healthy
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homie had two in one night
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@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
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What's the "biggest flex" moment in sports?
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Nootbaar walking into the Cardinals locker room and seeing Mikolas, Waino, Nado, and Goldy
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he strikes again
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If the Cubs get repeatedly beat down by Cardinals breakout star Lars Nootbaar I swear to God ...
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framing this above my mantle when i get older so my kids know how special masyn winn was
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@Shoocharu @jacksfilms What in the hell did I just read?
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ALL RIGHT BIG MAN, I SEE YOU
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if nolan gorman does anything productive in the 9th, i will consider forgiving SOME of the sorry shit he’s been doing so far
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Winn/Burly/Pagés
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babe wake up nolan arenado pulled a ball
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Nolan Arenado now that Lars Nootbaar is back
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the Rangers when a ball is absolutely crushed
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for anyone looking for it, here’s the clip
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Get Ready To Learn Peoria Chiefs, Buddy
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JJ Wetherholt at Low A so far: .883 OPS .975 xOPS .434 xwOBA 98.6 avg EV 105.4 90th EV 70% SwtSpt% 4.5% Chase% 84.2% Contact% I still can't believe he fell to 7.
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this is the pure speed that lets you only get caught stealing twice in your last seven seasons
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Can Yankee and Cardinal fans please recognize that the Monty/Bader trade is a tie? no one lost it, both teams got significant pieces they needed. BOTH TEAMS WON THE TRADE
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thinking about 2021 Waino tossing 200 innings with a 3.05 ERA at the age of 39
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the 2024 Cardinals beg the question: can a rotation of an ace, 2 Chad Innings Eaters,a Very Bad Pitcher, and a Revolving Door at #5 lead a team to the World Series
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thank you for your service, Phil
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Los Angeles Dodgers
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The Dodgers activated RHP Joe Kelly and designated RHP Phil Bickford for assignment.
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Dan Szymborski: “The Cardinals are cooked and here’s why” The Cardinals on their way to 90 wins through good vibes and the power of friendship:
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Chip Caray in the booth
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@TalkinBaseball_ “SO DO WE GET HATS FOR BEING STRAIGHT? WHERE’S OUR STRAIGHT PRIDE MONTH?”
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people are upset about this? you guys are mad that we didn’t waste bullpen guys on meaningless innings in an already decided game
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Marmol on Gibson giving the #STLCards six innings despite a rough start: "It allows us to use two guys (out of the bullpen) and be fresh for tomorrow. Tomorrow is going to be a big series. So what he was able to do there after the first inning was extremely important."
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disliking a character that told a teenager to kill himself in the first episode is reasonable regardless of their importance to the plot or your sexual orientation
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Rukasu
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The way some straight people treat bakugou as a character is super weird, it's like they're afraid of him and can't admit how crucial he is to the story as a whole
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ZACH WHEELER’S FATHER
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what leaving the 2024 White Sox does to a man
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pic so hard that you’ll forget that two of these guys suck at baseball
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your honor, i love him
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injured Tommy Edman for 1.5 years of Erick Fedde and a few months of Left-Killer Tommy Pham
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two things i love about this 1) jordan walker really embodied us with that scream 2) what is burleson doing with his whole leg on that
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almost forgot how wild Chip Caray can be in the booth
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when i’m at a family event and they break out the wiffleball equipment
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jojo romero becoming mariano rivera after jordan hicks was traded:
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literally every team ever would throw at the hitter in this situation, even happ knew it was coming and didn’t complain in his way to first. why are people acting like this is the first time a team has ever done this to any sort of accident
the cardinals are literally the dumbest organization on the planet. for mikolas to drill happ for accidentally hitting willson on a backswing is beyond me. just an embarrassing showing here. one of the stupidest things theyve done since january 6th
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as a society, we need to celebrate this play more
So much funny shit happened last NFL season that don’t get talked about lmao
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PARENTS: Please inspect your kids Halloween candy for dangerous and potentially life threatening additives. I just found Giovanny Gallegos giving up a walk-off grand slam in my son’s Twix bar, very scary situation
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Alec Burleson vs Paul Skenes
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BREAKING NEWS: players do better against minor leaguers than major leaguers
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At what point is the FO going to realize it’s not a player problem, but a coaching problem?
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if Binnington did this, the caption and reactions would be very different
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Kuemper wasn't having it 🪓
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hardest album cover of all time
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@Cardinals
St. Louis Cardinals
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Photo day, Polaroid edition. 📸 #ForTheLou
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MIKOLAS THROWING HIS FASTBALLS LIKE HE WAS IN 2018??
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Chris Getz realizing he forgot to get cardinal prospects in the fedde trade
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