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@TimCookingfood

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CEO of Apple and a billionaire (This account is not associated with Apple). Debunking Apple Haters. MacBook/iPad/iPhone/Apple Watch Supremacy.

Cupertino, California, US
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“Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me.” -Steve Jobs
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"Apple releases the same phone every year" BIC:
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So some countries give free data with a bag of chips Photo from reddit.
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iOS 1Hz > Android 69420Hz display
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@immasiddtweets The person who started this Indian hate is from Britain.
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@historyinmemes "Yo mista white, I won the price is right"
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No one should be defending Google for making 4k a premium only feature.
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@Sadcrib @hoeglizzy Mfs are in 6th grade. Lolol
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Remember when android used to look like this.
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USB-C Plus?
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Same
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What?
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Owning an android phone makes you googles bitch.
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Which of these photos are taken with a pixel 6 Pro and the iPhone 14 Pro Max?
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Who takes pictures on an iPad.
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DIDNT THE PRO HAVE 2 CAMERAS? WTF why a downgrade???
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The iPhone 15 if the EU shut tf up.
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It's sad that "Twitter for X" is gone. -Twitter for iPhone
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So Samsung emailed me this…
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@dinosaurs1969 I shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain.
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What's wrong with this pic?
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Google sells a $899 phone with 120hz, everyone complains Apple sells an $20 cleaning cloth with 42069420hz, nobody complains The bias is insane
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Every stock image of a laptop is literally this MacBook.
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EVERYONE HAS A NON-RETINA MACBOOK AIR DIPSHIT, IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING COUCH
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Lets play this game then
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It's the same iPhone - Android Users Every Year Is it?
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As an Apple user I want to apologize for people like her.
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tell me this isn't real ✋😭
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Fun fact: The seafood restaurant on the original iPhone ad in 2007 is still open.
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@BadWeaponTakes Me: "stay back" The mugger:
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Did you know? This was Apples first youtube account before switching to @Apple
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@theapplehub If this has 90hz then this would be decent.
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Apple throwing shade on Android updates. Lol.
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@ShitpostGate Flashlight enthusiast when the power goes out.
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This Windows Phone ad from 2013 correctly shows tech twitter.
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I went into a best buy and I decided to leave some helpful tips on those buying a PC.
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"iPhones are so basic" Their pfp:
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Android fanboys: "ApPlE LoCks YoU InTo An EcOSyStEM" Samsung
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@VideoGameHstry There should be a social media website that allows you to find old online friends with just their old gamer tag.
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@Jahugi5 @stanstruggs Shitty dream merch
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A poor child crying beacuse she can't afford an iPhone. Type Amen to help her get one.
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$589 for a refurbished Mac mini is a great deal.
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There's a tiktok filter called "android camera" which makes the video look blurry.
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How I met Android vs how you met Android
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How’s my iPhone 13 render?
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Notice anything green produces the worst fanbase.
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Would you buy a separate touch bar?
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It's the new year and I don't want to cancel someone but grooming kids isn't a joke.
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Fandroids on tiktok comparing an iPhone 3G to an S22.
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Samsung has a W series now?
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The Samsung W23 | W23 Flip are one of the most beautiful foldables available
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Normies: "the first iPhone was released in 2007" Apple in 2005:
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There are 2 types of people in this world.
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Meanwhile MacOS and Linux doesn't need a "Pro" version.
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Windows 11 Pro will soon require a Microsoft Account
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@ShitpostGate I'm part of that society.
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Apple Leak: Craig Federighi is Dream. He told me before I threw him in the basement.
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Will fandroids now say that benchmarks do matter?
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Snapdragon 8 Gen 2 GPU performance surpasses that of the A16
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Clown to clown communicaton.
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Rare Carl W
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Who buys a cellular iPad?
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@BonsaiSgt We can but fanboys say no
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😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲 I need to pre-order NOW
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Downloading wikipedia is literally 99GBs but I have a 256GB phone so that isn't an issue.
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Can y'all shut up about phones looking the same? Think about it, what do you really expect from a new phone each year in terms of design? Do you expect a dildo to be attached to the phone?
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@theramalmedia This is the same argument as "Android takes bad pictures" they are all stereotypes.
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Quite sexist if anything.
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The Beatles is better than Blackpink.
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@actuallyaridan Do you really think a person named "I hate apple" is going to be objective?
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Lol
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Which one?
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Most haters of this ad doesn't understand what this entails. It's showing that all creative tools can fit inside the iPad.
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Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.
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@nixcraft Windows has more compatible software.
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@sondesix And Apple didn't have to pay them. Lol.
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Did you know? All Apple products are free you're just paying for the Apple sticker.
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@StevenP015 Steam deck
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@TechHighest @AaplParody You clearly never seen that side of Twitter.
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Unpopular opinion: Chrome OS Sucks
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They turned VLC media player into a real thing??????????
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Hot take: 8GBs of RAM is ok for the typical phone user.
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Galaxy S23 Ultra • 8/256gb • 12/512gb • 12/1TB • 5000mah battery • 200/12/10/10 cameras • 6.8 inch QHD+ 120hz curved Amoled Display • Modified Snapdragon 8 Gen 2 • Improved cooling system • One UI 5.1 Price will either be the same or slightly higher than the S22U
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*Apple has a advantage against the competition* Android Educator: “It DoSN’T MaTtER bEaCuSE...”
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A OneMinus fanboy thinks oneplus is better than a Pixel. 🤡🤡🤡
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I have a confession to make: both of these were taken on an iPhone. The one of the right was edited before the shot was taken. I owned all of y'all. Lol
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Which of these photos are taken with a pixel 6 Pro and the iPhone 14 Pro Max?
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A message to fanboys.
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