Tim Conrod
@TimConrod
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Former @Twitter / @X | Former @ESPN | @Patriots Fanatic Proud @WNEUniversity alum | Opinions are my own.
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Yesterday marked my last day at Twitter/X. My time here has meant so much to me, and this company + its people have given me more than I could have imagined when I joined in 2019.
I leave with nothing but gratitude to all of my colleagues and partners! THANK YOU!
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I don’t know much, but I know Louis and Desiree gonna survive
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Hard to believe that today marks 4 years for me at Twitter/X. Harder to put into words all that I’ve gained professionally/personally being here. Hardest to express my gratitude for all I’ve learned (and continue to learn) from so many incredible colleagues/friends. LETS GO! 💙🖤
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I am now painfully aware that I have 586 followers 😂
now, everyone with 600 or more followers can host a Space.
based on what we've learned, these accounts are likely to have a good experience hosting because of their existing audience. before bringing the ability to create a Space to everyone, we’re focused on a few things. 🧵
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Vacation diet:
- 7am Water
- 10am Strawberry Daiquiri
- 10:30am Club Sandwich on Rye
- Noon Several Light Beers + Chips
- 3pm Mudslides + Chips
- 5:30pm Steaks on the Grill
- 6pm Bourbon and Ice Cream
- 7pm More Chips + A Cigar
- 8pm - Midnight You Call It Drinks and Apps
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14 years of this app being my first stop in the morning, last stop at night, and (according to screen time records) about a dozen daily stops in between. Never a dull moment on the bird app!
#MyTwitterAnniversary
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Me waking up and speeding to salesforce to submit my quarterly sales certification
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@robinw
I’ve always admired people who could succeed while being themselves at work. And that’s you Robin. That’s FUCKING you. Glad we worked together 💙💙 Nothing but respect and admiration.
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A little late to the party, but definitely addicted to White Lotus
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An all time great said ✌🏻to Twitter today (see below and please respect my privacy at this time 😭🥃), we’ll miss you
@wixxy
- can’t wait to cheer you and your career on from the cheap seats (seriously, I can’t afford the kind of seats you used to get 😂). We love you! 💙💙
After 6.5 years, today is my last day at Twitter.
280 characters will never be enough to capture how much this place has meant to me.
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This tweet was the moment I knew that I’d made it at the Tweet shop. Thanks
@Bo88yDigital
🙏🏼
happy born day to the 🐐,
@TimConrod
! hope your day is filled with 🎂🐦🥳🍾 TB12 and wicked other 💩!
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I know it’s not real, but the faux fall weather is hitting extra hard this morning 🍂🍂
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Two years at the 🐦, thanks to everyone who had made it great! And
@SirJonesy
for surfacing this picture, again 😂
#stairwayto7
#lovewhereyouwork
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2023 was a hell of a ride. It wasn’t perfect by any means. But it was filled with valuable life experience, tons of unforgettable moments, and many many new friends. Thankful for all of it and all of you. We’re onto 2024!
#HappyNewYear
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I was today years old when I learned my Yubikey doubles as a pen caddy 🤯
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@sashaazze
Aside from all your professional success and excellence, you’re the best thing that happened to me at work. 💙💙💙
#lovewhoyoudateatwork
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Love - Meeting the love of my life (and now fiancé!)
@sashaazze
is without question the best thing that happened to me at Twitter/X.
I’m really glad you and
@kayberrios
were picked to host the local Tea Time, and I was one of the NYC new hires you had to announce. And I’m also
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Hot take: French Fries covered in parmesan cheese, bacon and clam chowder are the perfect food.
#vacationtim
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And It’s officially cold enough for me to voluntarily wear a mask outside for comfort again
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When it hadn’t been our day, our week, our month, or even our year
Patriots fans at the start of the 2020 season vs Patriots fans at the end of the 2020 season
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At a wedding where the DJ just played back to back songs by Dem Franchize Boyz, I had literally no idea how much I missed 2006 until now 🥲
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Great Friends and Colleagues - As a warning, many of you will be tagged in this one. This leg of the post may appear like one of the many spam posts you’ve been tagged in over the years.
Thank you to
@sirjonesy
and
@LK
for taking a chance and hiring me. And to
@MikeNiesz
for
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The Surprise and Delight from the
@TwitterSports
team is always real. Can’t wait for kickoff!
#nfl
#showtimecam
#stairwayto7
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No explanation necessary on these receipts. My audio aura is too confident and empowering to require explanation.
#SpotifyWrapped
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-
#GCSHappyHour
is LIT 🔥
- Girl Dad
@SirJonesy
Crushing It 👨🏻👶🏻
- Where’s
@LeeBo
🤔
-Also pictured, the remnants of Wing Wednesday Happy Hour 🐔🍻
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The 10 minute version of All Too Well is a fucking masterpiece, hard stop
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PSA: it’s a gorgeous day to walk to the office if you haven’t been outside yet
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Is there a rainbow out there, NYC? And if there is did anyone happen get a digital photograph of it?
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3:33 PM: Notices shirt has been buttoned unevenly.
3:34 PM: No plans to adjust at this time.
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Kobe is a global icon who always felt superhuman on the court to me but he died doing something supremely human..being a dad. In the last moments of his life he was simply trying to get his kid to a game. Absolutely heartbreaking. The world mourns the loss of Kobe and Gianna.
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🚨 JUST ANNOUNCED: WWE Speed is a new weekly video series showcasing up to 5-minute matches which will be distributed exclusively on X!
Beginning Spring 2024, WWE and X will deliver the new format for high-paced timed matches showcasing your favorite WWE Superstars!
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Kinda like that one house in college that always told you it was gonna be a “rager”...but it ended up being 7 guys playing water pong with no kegs 😂😂
Birdseye view of the more than half-empty Trump rally...
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A woman next to me at the bar ordered a Tito’s soda in the most spectacularly drawn out fashion. “Yeah I’ll have a Tito’s…and…hmm…soda (scratches head)…and I guess…a lime?”
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Strong Woman 💪🏽 running for a great cause. Be sure to check this out 👇🏼
Some Friday news — I’m running the NYC marathon!! This week marked the halfway point of my training and today I hit 13 miles 💪🏽 (slowly but surely)
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🚨🚨I encourage all 611 of you to check this out, going to be a great show 🚨🚨
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I’ll always sign up for a news cycle where the most controversial thing the President did was wear a nice watch tbh
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Twitter must religiously do NHO the week after the 4th of July, Twitterversary galore in the TL all week 🔥
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“When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!” - Bobby Knight, The General
Rest in Peace, Legend 🙏🏼
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I am fully prepared to follow these instructions from
@TwitterSports
- Let’s do this! 🙏🏼🍕🔥🇺🇸🏀
#TheLastDance
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Top 5 thoughts on my business card business card from my Senior Year of College:
1. “Prospecting”...like for gold? 🤔🏅
2. Is that the Enron building? 🏢 📉
3. Yep, that pic was at a sports bar 😂🥃
4. I still Struggle with Selective capitalization. 🤦🏻♂️👨🏻🎓
5. Crushed it! 🎯👀
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If this ain’t a 10, it was a 9.9 🤤🤤
Good Morning
@TwitterNYC
We’ve got something extra special for you this morning. House made English Muffins for your BEC.
@john_dickman
@TwitterREW
#onlyinnewyork
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High recommend on a walk to work this morning, this is the fall that we’re promised
Wednesday's Weather Rating: 10/10
Our peak fall weather era continues. Tons of sunshine, highs in the upper 60s, a light breeze and low dew points. What else is there to ask for? BIG W. The vibes are immaculate!!
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Brands, take note. If
@ArtHouse
can make 2020 look this fun...imagine what they can do to help take your brand to the next level 🤔
couldn't love our crew more 💖 happy holidays from
@ArtHouse
Americas! 🎄 🎅 🇧🇷 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 🇨🇦
s/o to
@deborahfx
for editing this masterpiece
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If you want me to put down a half dozen of these son bitches, gimme a Hell Yeah
@steveaustinBSR
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If you’re not watching this LSU/Iowa game right now, you are missing out. TURN IT ON
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It’s basically shorts and t shirt weather compared to yesterday.
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I will never grow out of this account
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Aaron Burr was an I who tried to be a heavy C. Big problem for him in this show.
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The opening ceremonies are once again highlighting the gaps in my ability to estimate population of countries
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I’m just choosing to believe The Queen’s Gambit was based on a true story, pointless to try to stop me
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Amtrak Conductor: “And finally a special announcement for the passenger who was vaping on the escalator to the train, please don’t do that on the train.”
Timestamp 6:48am EST
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Just got into an Uber for a 45 minute ride, R. Kelly’s “Confessions” is on the driver’s aux. Think we’re gonna hit every chapter.
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I think we can objectively declare the cardboard cutouts in baseball stadiums thing a failure and move on
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Today’s Thursday
#gratitude
is for
@abarge
showing me some serious Southern Comfort food at “-Eats”. Amazing.
#LoveWhereYouWork
#lovewhereyoueat
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Tweet something that looks photo shopped but isn’t 🤯🇺🇸
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When in doubt, I’m using this as a compass.
There’s a middle ground between locking yourself indoors in a toilet paper stockpile and protesting with assault rifles.
Wear a mask, practice social distancing, wash your hands, be kind, respect the challenges others are facing.
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@sirjonesy
@LK
@MikeNiesz
Amplify - this simple, yet effective ad product enabled me to partner day to day with the biggest sports leagues, media networks, and digital publishers. It’s absolutely the thrill of my career to work in this space with so many fine people internally and externally.
No matter
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Anyone else remember that Entourage storyline where Turtle dated Ronda Rousey? That was wild.
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Suitcase arrived today, once my VR headset gets in...💭💭💭
- Confirms days off with
@SirJonesy
📆
- Sets Out of Office Message 📨
- Virtual Vacation 🏝🏖🏕🏔
Don’t @ Me
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Everybody (including me): 2019 sucked, I can’t wait for 2020.
2020:
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As we start this 114th and final day of January, I’d like to express
#gratitude
that our long national nightmare ends tomorrow with the start of February.
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👀👀
LAS VEGAS, GET READY!!! The biggest name for the biggest game,
@trvisXX
is taking over
#HakkasanNightclub
on Sat, Feb 10th for a monumental
#BigGameWeekend
presented by
@X
!! 🏈💯
Tickets:
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Regardless of the outcome of tonight’s
#demdebate
- I will remain a proud member of the 1%. Thanks for the daily inspiration, Taylor!
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