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Every single school day, from the start of Kindergarten in September to the last day today, I drew a monster for my little guy's lunchbox. He saved all of them.
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My 6 year old came into my office today on the verge of tears. After 10 min of hugs and inquiry, he finally confided in me: he and his brother only had one more level of Lego Star Wars 3 left. He was sad because if they beat it, the game would be over.
Felt that one in my soul.
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My Wife: Let's snuggle up and watch a Christmas movie with the kids tonight!
Me: *Queues up Die Hard
My Wife: I said a CHRISTMAS movie.
Me: … *hits play*
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Back in 2004, when Spider-man 2 came out, I drew a poster of Ethan and Lucas as Spidey/Doc Ock.
17 years later, we are again getting that same Spidey/Doc Ock face-off in theaters, so I thought it would be fun to revisit that old artwork for this month's Patreon wallpaper.
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TLoU2 had "mount horse" on the triangle button. In Ghost of Tsushima, triangle is "heavy attack". Suffice to say, my horse and I are... not having a great relationship.
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My four year old just came into the living room with a Transformers mask on his bare butt and said "I'm BUMblebee." I fucking lost it.
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My 2 year comes over and says "hold this." I think I've just been made an accomplice after the fact...
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So now that the embargo on Endgame spoilers is lifted, can we talk about the second saddest scene in the film? That five years from now Fortnite is still a thing? :/
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Got a bunch of ooold random CAD merch in my garage. If I signed it and put it up for the cost of shipping, would anyone want it? Prob just throw it away otherwise.
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Almost every night-
My oldest: Dad, what's for dinner?
Me: Food.
Him: But what's it CALLED?
Me: Dinner.
Him: But what are you MAKING for dinner?
(repeat for 3-4 increasingly frustrated loops)
If he thinks I am ever going to grow tired of this schtick, he is in for a surprise.
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Ok, NOW this looks like a movie I'd be willing to take my kids to and not have to worry about weeks of nightmares (for me, not them)
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Me in 1989: "In the year 2019 I'm going to have a flying car and have a house underwater!"
Me in 2019: "I just followed a cow on Twitter."
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Me: Tuck my 3 year old into bed, sing three songs, turn on his fan, turn on his music box, start to leave.
3yr old: Dad...?
Me: Yeah bud?
3yr old: Can people die?
Me:
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Great. Drop my son off at daycare, walking to my truck, another Dad drives past and waves at me. I smile and wave back. He looks at me strange. "Bye, Billy!" he says, still waving to his kid in the window behind me. So I guess that'll haunt me for the next 20 years now.
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For the past 2 months, whenever my wife isn't within earshot, the only word I use around my 1year old is "Hodor." Hoping its his first word.
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I love you guys. Thank you so much for your support over all these years. It means the world to me and my family. Truly, thank you.
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My 4 year old is running around the house pretending to be Black Panther, using the Eye of Agamotto as a phone to call the other Avengers. So far, so good.
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Happy first day of Winter-een-mas :) Got any games planned for this week? I never finished Pillars of Eternity, may try and dive back into that.
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Finally getting around to laminating my son's lunch monsters from kindergarten so we can put them into a book for him. Been doing these for 1st grade, too, so I'll have to do this process all over next year as well.
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Can someone please figure out how to smush No Man's Sky and Destiny together into a single, glorious space thing?
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Saw The Last Jedi was on Netflix, decided to give it a second viewing. Nope, still couldn't hate it.
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If you watch one Christmas movie with your family this year... make sure it's Die Hard. But if you watch TWO Christmas movies this year, I can't recommend Klaus enough.
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Even after 16 years, I am still excited to sit down at work every day and come up with silly pictures or fun stories to share, and that's all thanks to the support of readers like you guys. Hope you all have a great day, and a happy Thanksgiving.
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If I don't win the lottery tonight it's because the whole system is rigged. System favors people who buy tickets. SAD!
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How many "serverdownachus" do I need to catch today to evolve one into a "letmeplaythisgameon"? I must be getting close.
#pokemongo
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Took my boys to see Sonic. It was fine. It's a kids movie. They loved it. Approach it as a kids movie, and it's fun enough. It's for them, not the 30-something wanting a nostalgia trip. Jim Carrey was great. New Sonic design was cute and nightmare-free.
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"I think maybe you're losing cause the other team is better and you need to be better so you can win" - My 3yr old watching me play Splatoon
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So, yes, my wife carried both of our wonderful boys and labored to bring them into this world... But I'M watching them by myself this weekend... WHILE I'm sick! That makes us pretty much even, right?
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I can't get out to see Rogue One this weekend. Hope no one spoils for me whether the rebels manage to steal the death star plans.
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So my 4 year old wants to Spider-Man for Halloween. Oh, but not just ANY easy-to-acquire Spider-Man. No, he HAS to be the gold and black Spider Armor MK1 he fell in love with watching me play Spider-Man PS4. XD
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The Twitter app just told me that Donald Trump is "popular in my network." Who constitutes my "network" and how do I un-network them?
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Social Events: Getting canceled left and right due to Covid-19
Me, an introvert:
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Wow... Prime G1 from the new Bumblebee movie. Wish they'd unfucked things this well like, eight movies ago, but better late than never I guess.
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My kids must think I'm playing a whole game about following foxes and birds, since that's the only thing I can do in Tsushima when they're in the room.
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My 20month old just walked over and, without a word, handed me a booger. What's really messing with my head though is that I said "Thank you."
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The thought that I wrote something that brought those guys even a few minutes of happiness while over there doing an incredibly hard job is something that sticks with me to this day.
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Okay, I'm eight seasons in now. I totally think I'm ready to write an episode for Supernatural. Here's my first draft.
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Browsing Netflix, see Iron Fist listed under "Suspenseful TV Show." I guess. I DID wonder "Is this gonna get better?" the whole way through.
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A guy bought this book from me and took it with him when we was deployed to Afghanistan. There, he passed it around to his squad mates and they all read it, signed it, wrote little notes throughout. And then when he returned home, found me at a convention and gave it to me.
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Cyberpunk: Hey, you enjoying the game?
Me: Yeah it's not bad I gu--
Cyberpunk: Great! Hold on while I corrupt the last eight hours of saves so you can enjoy it all again!
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On an unrelated note, 3yr old for sale. House trained, sleeps through the night, kind of a dick.
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So, the doctor says my wife has the "flu," but so far it looks like the beginning of every zombie move I've ever seen. Just fair warning.
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I just heard Robert Pattinson might be our new Batman. Couldn't resist.
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Great. Ketchup won popular vote, but we'll have to listen to Mayo brag about its electoral college victory for the next 4 years.
#splatfest
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Of all my old merch that I have, this beat up copy of the original volume 1 probably means the most to me.
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SNL better be calling up Alec Baldwin with an incredibly lucrative 4-year deal right about now.
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Imagine someone saying "The soldiers of World War II? I've heard the stories... You mean it was all true?" Because that's how everyone in Star Wars post-RotS talks about the Jedi when it's been, at most, 50 years XD
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So today I redrew the first Ctrl+Alt+Del strip I ever made. I thought it might make a nice signed commemorative print
http://t.co/0tAK8tgT51
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You ever try a game for shits and giggles, and suddenly you're super obsessed with it? That's me with Jurassic World Evolution right now.
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Ok... this DOES look quite a bit better than that first makeup test they showed a while back. I've never played through these games, so I don't have any super hard-on for any specific version of Geralt, but I'm interested in watching this now.
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When I binge 13 seasons of Supernatural on Netflix for three months straight and then today there's no "next episode."
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Snuck outside to sprinkle glitter on a "house" my 5yr old built, because in the morning he's going to check to make sure a fairy visited it. Being an adult sure is different than I imagined it when I was a kid...
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My three-year old told my wife I snuck a cookie before dinner. I screamed "FAKE NEWS!" in his face and took my cookie in the other room.
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Somewhere in my brain, 7-year-old me's head just exploded from awesomeness.
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Check this one out; the shirt I was wearing the day I created Ethan (and that he wore every day for a decade after)
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I'm pretending that these are a bunch of psychopaths that have murdered the Paw Patrol and are now dancing around wearing their corpses. It makes this a little more tolerable.
#yelpforhelp
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When I'm wrapping a present and the wrapping paper pattern syncs up perfectly at the seam.
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So we're doing this, huh? Fair enough *straps in* Let's fucking do it then.
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So when Arya said "What's west of Westeros?" Did anyone else mutter "WestEReros?"
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On Season 4 of Supernatural, and there's a good possibility I'd leave my wife for either Sam OR Dean. I'm not picky.
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It's been 48 hours and I still can't stop thinking how dumb everyone was on this week's Game of Thrones.
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So we're expecting another boy in May. Kylo may have ended up on our list of name ideas.
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If we're ever going to heal the divide in this country, some of you are going to have to start accepting some hard truths. Peanut butter cookies are simply better than chocolate chip.
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I can now tell you that the Ctrl+Alt+Del Omnibus will be a Box Set. :)
http://t.co/riZ1m8IKmY
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C'mon, April. Do we really NEED this whole middle part? My birthday's out of the way, can we just skip straight to Endgame weekend now?
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Well, had to start over nearly from scratch, but I think I'm much happier with the design direction this time.
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That look your wife gives you when she asks what's wrong and you say "Sam and Dean broke up."
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My attitude going into JL is "I want to see more Wonder Woman, the other four of you try not to fuck this up too badly."
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Captain Marvel was a lot of fun. Loved Brie Larson's Carol. Need more Goose.
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So, funny story... I am a bonehead and accidentally just launched the Kickstarter campaign for the new book series. I was aiming for an early February launch so I had time to talk about it and hype it up, but, *shrug* so much for that now.
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A day may come when I can no longer make my five year old laugh until he has the hiccups...
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New drinking game: take a shot every time Trump sniffs and-- *alcohol poisoning*
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My kid: "We could build a pirate ship!"
My other kid: "Or a dragon!"
Brick Loot: "Or a soul-crushing corporate hellscape!"
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