tilia the mua
@TiliaTequila
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Vegetarian/MUA & if you think I like you , I DONT! |AMOSC:TiliaTequila IG:TiliaTequila
In my thoughts 💬
Joined March 2012
@ChriseanMalone Make sure you stand on business. Ain’t nobody gon respect you if YOU DONT RESPECT YOU!.
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@jayacancook Fresh fish without having to actually fish for it!?? Yea I would have been recording me frying these mfs up 🔥😂.
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@dprsahi Ok getting blocked the one fr cuz now I’m about to send a email 😂😂😂 hello it’s me again.
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@SimplyYoso It was “where’s the car at” for me cuz ain’t no way you got me accessories to something I don’t already have!! 🥹🤣.
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@KryssyLaReina The mom with the cream shirt is not a fraud. She really was rapping ts on beat the other 2 had to learn it cuz she plays this song non stop 😭😭😭.
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@yooruichiii I have literal tears 😭 it’s not funny cuz I know this some scary shit but man the hollering took me. PLEEEASSEEEE.
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@MamaTea_ I grew up with a naked mom I know exactly what she means. It wasn’t sexual either. And she wasn’t ass naked. Bra and panties on all the time but she was free in her body.
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@dadiimadii Yes they been doing this for so long. I swear at one point they were like a dollar 😭.
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@smoothmelanin “If adults always right, then why does everything go wrong?” And you know what!? I don’t fucking know chile 😭😭😭😭.
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@shOoObz In order to make good fried rice it gotta be atleast a day old. I’ve learned that from a few of my Asian friends. What is she talking about 😂.
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@__Curtdoggg Shit this about right. That’s about 250 worth of groceries. She got her 125 worth fa sho.
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@AfroChuco @bigsnugga He said I’m tryna cash these checks…and you know what? He alright with me 😭😭😭.
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@belllasone No I’m American and my mom was, the people who making it a big deal wasn’t loved properly or something. They brains so fucked up they think everything a woman do is sexual. Can’t even be herself around the children she pushed out said body.
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@SoTheyCallMeDJ 👏🏾👏🏾 And this why I’m in dental school now! We need more representation of us in that dentist office! Good job king and congratulations! 🍾🎉.
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@ninadelaflores My momma used to always say “ to be alive is to be aware” me as a female I keep my head on a swivel cuz you never know. 🤷🏽♀️.
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@MeetAliciaBlum @wisteriacrowns She said be careful and she hesitated to give her the scissors. Did you not watch it ? Lol.
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@GhostFreeOr1056 Lowkey this just how real hood girls dress. Shoes be fresh jeans and a top. That’s all you needed back then.
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@midwestmani That’s gotta be down south. Them kids about to be out of school by May 1st they started early August 🤣.
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@venusianmillf I’m sitting here thinking it’s a lesbian 😂😂🤦🏽♀️ I thought that was waist beads.
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@notcapnamerica Yess I was getting paid $7.25/hr and getting it every 2 weeks my lil $500 was coming in clutch. I didn’t do shit but buy shoes, clothes, drink and put gas in my friends cars 😭😭.
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@bread_maker7 Now Hallmark don’t go stealing this babies card idea and calling it your own 🙄.
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@RollxTidexTee I’m so happy he didn’t give these ppl his money. They should be ashamed. Especially the one who said he was autistic. Wow that was very distasteful. 🤬 we don’t play about Keith. The food inspectors need to make a visit I just know some laws being broken!.
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@MrsJellySantos She so cute too. 😂😂😂 I’m playing clown music if I see some clown shit happening from here on out!.
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@KissMyMahogany Naw cuz stay out my head 😂🤦🏽♀️ per piece. they snapped. I hate when places sell shit separate like I ain’t gon wear it TOGETHER. I’ll buy that tank tho 🤷🏽♀️.
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@Tavietavie The mall used to be a party tho meet up with friends maybe stop by q studio with the gang. Now all they do is follow you around like you stealing. It’s not welcoming. I just get my shit and go.
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@Darlininkampala @RollingStone So you rather people lie to support black businesses? That don’t even make sense 😂.
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@beyoncegarden Wait you see how he talking to him but I peeped that girl who had bad experience with the police from her cousin and he was not nearly as calm and collected even made a foul joke about the deceased. It’s literally black people against everyone smh. 🤦🏽♀️.
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@NATERERUN They prolly didn’t feed them nothing but bird food shit she bout to go cook a real meal baby hungry 😂😂😂.
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@ROZtheCreator He ALWAYS puttin ts on! He really best dressed rapper fr. Pharrell and him neck and neck.
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@nefelibata_Sol Did y’all forget his momma embarrassed that man. Jay is not helping him 😭 let that baby rap off beat. This a hobby ok.
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@t0phersucks @WrittenByHanna Literally! Any grab, arm, thigh, leg, I might even pinch you. 😂😂😂.
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@crazyclipsonly Like what tf do the be thinking when doing this ? “Ima just take 1 lil bite” 😭😭😭.
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@kxllssss Yesss!! Especially the sweat suit like im tryna have a cozy day can I get a FULL size hoodie please!.
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@spicebae_ I hate to be that girl but if she just pushed out their baby who tf else is supposed to help??! Especially if her mother isn’t there. This shit is to be expected ESPECIALLY if the man is at home when you need these things done.
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@Lira_Galore_ Listen I’m a child braider this style ain’t no more than 80/90. And the braids not even that small. Shit the ones you posted earlier smaller. She only charging you cuz your Lira and know you got some money. Please don’t pay her another penny 😭🤦🏽♀️😩 @Mariahluv94 look at this shit.
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@_benjvmins_ You know with “son” apart of the last name the first part was usually the slave owners first name. i.e Son of Jack. Jackson 😂 they were so unoriginal.
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@ursk1nnysavior Hold on whats your teacher name, the Twitter detectives will find her before the weekend over! I need her to know about this tonight ! 😂😂😂.
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