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ThurmanMerman

@Thurman25562168

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Slacker extraordinaire. "The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new."

Joined March 2020
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@TheHappySlut1 Divorce is a renaissance. Coming out of the dark ages and getting reacquainted with the good things of one's past. It is awesome. After you're through it, of course.
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@AngelaBelcamino Wasn't he a democrat at one time? All the vitriol from the left directed at this guy kind of confuses me.
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@Amer1can_Barbie @ChrissieMayr This is strictly speaking the equivalent. Roses on her piano=tulips on his organ.
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@laceyjae10585 At the same time, I'm guessing.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Dude is part Labrador retriever. Rad.
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@TaraBull808 Not sure what's more fucked up: not wanting to hug your kid, or being worried you're going to hurt his feelings by saying no. Jesus.
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@LuckyMcGee Love the silence=death message. In other words, speak the narrative or we'll kill you.
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@smcroasters Even mayo is better than ketchup on eggs. What does a rational person even do with ketchup, other than ruin a perfectly good hot dog?
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@gymlifeanimal Being divorced is awesome. Getting there sucks, it's true.
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@_KeepRockAlive_ Cool, but his look says weird alt rocker.
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@punt_rd Probably gonna get some flack for this, but in 90s Seattle culture, these guys were mid.
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@Amer1can_Barbie The grimace is a ruse. He loves it.
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@cat_barnes30 Interracial squirrel threesomes are the best.
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@Dr_Manhattanx Pickles are the unsung heroes of sandwich culture.
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@DarrellCBassist Finger picking, no less. Impressive.
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@LibertyCappy abrogate nonsense
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@difficultpatty Rates are still up there...look at money market funds. Very safe comparatively and getting an almost 5% return right now.
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@CallMeK1123 Any good?
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@DarrellCBassist Soundgarden or White Stripes
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