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Ringo Starr looking like an Irish leftist twitter guy called like Minister For Hash TD
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day 4 of calling the local Londis a “bodega” until people get mad at me
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I smoked weed so strong I hallucinated i could afford a house in Ireland in my lifetime. so dangerous to my mental health
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in Ireland humans are given a PPS number and cats are given a PSPSPSPSPS number
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every Irish advert is like
for the grafters. the early risers. the problem solvers. the up before 5-ers. the strivers. the school run drivers. the Zoom call survivers
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the auld lads at the bar in some dingy pub when you walk in
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if the Gardai are allowed take passwords and get access to phones- within a year there will be a huge scandal of them passing around private photos and information in their WhatsApp groups they’ve taken off these phones. guaranteed
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my two uncles served in Northern Ireland and were captured by the IRA in Belfast. they were forced to kiss then beat each other with garden furniture. just two working class Northern English boys never the same again
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the silence for the queen was so quiet I could hear the wind shaking the barley 🙏
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You can ensure your children are not forced to make St. Brigid’s crosses in school on the basis of conscience. Obliging children from non religious backgrounds or minority backgrounds to make crosses is forcing them to take part in a specific religion.
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reporter: Michael Collins just died
de Valera: he just died? wow. I didn't know that, you're telling me now for the first time. ✋😔🤚 he led an AMAZING life. what else can you say? he was an amazing man whether you agreed or not. actually sad to hear that, I am sad to hear that
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does anyone know where I can get mini Ireland flags, preferably the exact size of the Union Jack on Reebok Classics
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my friend started driving the buses around Galway in the last year and honestly the thrill of seeing him driving by in one never gets old
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completely free you say
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American Tourists: yah we're from Ohio and its always been a dream for us to come here and walk as slow as humanly possible on your sidewalks
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in a few years someone will find a mask in the pocket of an old coat and start weeping
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under a Gavan Reilly covid info tweet: hi Gav, any indication of when my wife is coming back with the kids?
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watching Israelis look into a camera and calmly describe Palestinians as sub human in need of extermination, seeing mobs on the hunt attack Palestinian cars, homes, businesses, PEOPLE with sheer base pleasure. its looking at the horrific face of fascism in our lifetime
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go on, say it- like they're two opposing captains of county final hurling teams meeting at the debs or something
Barry Keoghan will reportedly play the villain in Ridley Scott’s ‘GLADIATOR 2’ led by Paul Mescal.
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you think it's appropriate for the Women's Irish football team to be singing songs celebrating IRA violence?
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remembering Samba Soccer camps and how they brought some random Brazilian fella in a Brazil tracksuit to my school who claimed he was "Pele's cousin"
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Irish person in an Irish bar abroad: why am i the most special most unique motherfucker in here right now
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is that the Luaspidéal
Luas teams are towing the damaged tram from O'Connell Street now. Thanks to everyone including the Gardai for their assistance.
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St. Patrick was NOT taken as a slave from Wales. He came over in the Common Travel Area
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remember watching some doc about Limerick prison and the time they rioted because of getting no dessert chanting APPLE CRUMBLE OR WE WILL RUMBLE ahaha
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how is Apache Pizza getting away with still bring called Apache Pizza
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cannot believe the rural Tipperary garage I lived near used to order in precisely one single copy of Kerrang! magazine every week for me when I was teen
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I try not to get too bitter but a whole generation bought houses for 12000 pounds with a deposit of 20 pounds of Confirmation money in a Post Office account and then just pulled up the ladder on us
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Roy Keane absolutely sick of Neville’s Entrepreneur LinkedIn Brain shite
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third wave in Germany sourced to children being back in schools. sure glad the virus in Ireland stops being infectious on school grounds!
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Bressie is Mental Healthing Golf this man is overflowing with Mental Health
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end of the day if you've never been at a pub or gaff party singing Celtic Symphony its cause you weren't invited
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what the
Actors, writers and directors are collaborating on a charity auction with proceeds going towards helping crew members whose healthcare benefits are currently at risk during the strike.
(Source: )
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lad at the bar bringing back two pints of Guinness because "the head is flat". barman genuinely flabbergasted saying they're absolutely perfect, they look perfect
GUINNESS RATING IS A DISEASE
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solving the various crises Dublin faces with my new 20ft mural of the phrase “YOU ARE LOVED” in funky 3D writing on the back of wall of a building owned by Press Up
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ive been shunned by the cutesy Irish merch scene for making a t-shirt that was a chicken fillet roll jumbo jet flying into the Poolbeg chimneys World Trade Centre
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Hi Laura, looking to confirm you have indeed named your son “Union Jack”?
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Qatar Have Banned SCRAN in Stadiums for World Cup... No SCRAN Allowed
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being on the dole was the worst period of my life but being on the dole was actually the best period of my life also. you have to be on it to get this
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there’s only one pub I really miss back in Tipp, a tiny single room bar that puts on a sweltering fire and plays the Friday TG4 Western to a hushed silence
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does anyone have any more examples of agri tech boy racer Hit The Diff style car stickers. possibly my favourite thing ever
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shouttout to my old Dutch colleague in NL who would drink non alcoholic beer with his lunch in the canteen, the higher ups would tell him he can't do that and he would say "fuck you there's no alcohol in it, you can't do anything"
and he was right
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(irish garda trying to infiltrate hip young people pub drug use)(wearing a Carhartt beanie): here lads, Caroline Polachek is feckin mother isn't she. Paul Mescal pure left the immersion on head on him
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Trinity needs to return the Book of Kells back to Kells. they need at least one book in the town
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I met my Japanese friend here because he came up to me in a bar, said “Ireland?” I said yes
he goes “I lived in Dundalk… SHITE”
Curently in Tokyo, a fella came up to me on the street outside a bar last night and showed me his phone, which said
"Is maith liom Roy Keane"
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Paul Mescal has won the Absolute Credit To His Mother And Father BAFTA award
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man i cant stop coming back to this. the PR rep jumping in. the smarmy Let It Go joke. out of body embarrassment
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it is time to BeReal about the lies you're peddling about Limerick
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Young priest speaking to a half empty Mass: and you know who else is Everything Everywhere All At Once
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stop taking photos of people doing absolutely nothing wrong you creeps
The promises of a family friendly space are out the window with people clearly consuming alcohol on the street. All this is happening outside of an elderly woman and her daughters home. Apart from
@AoibhinnTormey
no Councillor or council officials is supportive. It is shameful.
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offered a lady my seat in the cafe she was fretting saying ooh please don't let me take your seat etc. was assuring her it's grand. her friend came and I went your friend is kicking me out here. the stricken look on her face for a split second. priceless
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Pics That Go Hard
(Christy Moore being searched by Special Branch)
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me to Mr O'Brien of O'Brien's sandwiches for putting a clump on Hunky Dories on the side of my overpriced sandwich
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"I Love Ireland, But It Doesn't Love Me Back"
maybe you have bad vibes? or are just unpleasant to be around?
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worst house advertisement I saw in my time Dublin room hunting was a house in Killester where the ad said “must be willing to participate in bi weekly movie nights. with plenty of tea and robust discussion afterwards!”
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I didn’t coach her to say this but at the end of my GFs first day in Dublin her assessment was- it feels like a giant outdoor shopping centre, like you’re just being herded towards consumerism all the time. she was like where the fuck is any public infrastructure
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why is he nearly crying!
Fionnan Sheahan losing his sh1te with the artist Spice Bag for his work
#TonightVMTV
#HowIrelandWorks
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Kellie Harrington when a journalist asks about her tweets on immigrants
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absolutely rank shit this. the fuck is he to say that about anyone
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Fiat 500 Fascism
How hard is it to explain nobody has an issue with migrants coming into Ireland.. just an issue with the government putting non vetted migrants into low working class areas and then pushing a racist agenda ??
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he’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag.
what’s even in there, huh? flat shoes for the subway? his lunch pail?
I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. it’s gargantuan. you could take it camping. you could slide it across the floor after a bank job
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Luke Kelly: well if you've got a
Beastie Boys: WING-O
Luke Kelly: take her up to
Beastie Boys: RING-O
Luke Kelly: where the waxies
Beastie Boys: SING-O
Beastie Boys, alternating: ALL. THE. DAY.
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pov you're on a date in Galway
In the 2nd century BC a woman was placed in a bog in Huldremosen, Denmark.
When her remains were found her clothing was in remarkable condition.
Yes these clothes are over 2000 years old but the peat gave them this brownish colour.
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RTE presenters definitely see Sinn Fein/PBP as their opportunity to really give someone a kicking and prove their “hard hitting” journalistic worth because they’re too spineless to ever do it to members of government
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enjoying Christmas Day with my family when someone suggests we watch Angela’s Ashes
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her: hey come over :)
me: no sorry I have to clean the black mould in my room that is sickening me slowly
(we are both in Galway)
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you are NOT a "Wexford man" "exiled in Dublin" "for your sins" you live two hours away
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the furore over schools being closed because of a storm and the need to reach out to parents to “tell their stories” is just further proof the pandemic has heightened day to day reality for so many people they’re stuck in Main Character Syndrome
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Gerry Adams was yassified on the BBC broadcasts 1988-1994 to maintain anonymity
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