Every Bills fan tonight

Imagine being Drake right now.

Hey Doritos, 1999 called, it wants its ad back

@HorrorGorl Working in retail and food service while watching the financial sector get bailed out in '07.

@eyuplovely

Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan doing a "When Harry Met Sally" bit for a mayonnaise commercial may possibly be the whitest thing ever.

@chudunno_me @ComicGirlAshley

@vezimira Now I'm thinking about the nightmare hellscape that is the Cranberry Bog agriworld

He's running

@RadicalJesus44 I'm the god of those sneezes you get in bright sunlight.

@Pinko69420 Not to nitpick a funny meme, but that is not the cup of a carpenter

@JRichter1917 @AbuHafsah1

Help, @CNViolations2 😂😂😂

@ThiaBallerina

So many people are going full conspiracy theorist about these plane crashes as if we didn't have a whole cycle of whistleblowers getting assassinated for daring to share how wildly unsafe Boeing aircraft are.

@Amysaysfuckalot You can loudly announce how much you hate the government while that government crushes you under their boot 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

*every food documentary visiting Britain* "Once renowned for its terrible food, modern British cuisine is in a league of its own" *presenter is then presented with the same British slop they've been eating since rationing, but now features an Asian ingredient* "Spectacular."

At this point it feels like the Dems have dropped all pretense and are just embracing their role as the Washington Generals to the Republicans Harlem Globetrotters

Boise folks; have you noticed an uptick in the number of police patrolling in the last week?

RT @BanditBrigand: @orikron China is getting close to AGI and Fusion yeah buddy they about to crack post scarcity.