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Here's my 2024 Portfolio Film (pt 1)
What an honour it's been to get to Direct, Shoot and Edit all the work you see below these past few years! If we’ve ever worked together or you know anyone in need of these services, I’d be grateful if you can RT🙂
He flew us our to Canada, put us up, took us out, made us feel welcome. Anytime he’d get recognised he’d intro us in to whoever it was like “you gotta check these guys out too!” In our rounds he laughed at every bar we said just to encourage the crowd. A true gent. True legend.
@CuddlePotato
@fio_piccolo_
Hi
@CuddlePotato
to clear up your confusion, it’s actually totally normal British slang to just say “let’s get fucked” meaning “let’s get really inebriated”.
Judging by the very visible postcode (and the shit-humour-to-mask-sincerity-because-of-insecurity) they are British.
This is a horrible one. The - and I mean this with zero hyperbole - absolute best to ever do it.
A god-tier performer. A god-tier human being. Pat would literally go out of his way to say that little extra thing or make that extra joke to make you feel at ease.
Thank you Pat.
@kristips2016
@jvizzle757
Kristi, I'll be honest... I saw this screenshotted somewhere else just now and I only came here to check if you'd deleted it or not. The fact you still haven't somehow says more about you than the tweet in the first place. Wow. Just... wow.
FINE I’LL DO A FUCKING RAP BATTLE AGAIN jeeeesus christ
Who am I battling then??
And can we PLEASE keep it serious from now on.
None of this “Marlo PLEASE battle Danny Jaqq!” nonsense like last time ffs 🙄
James Corden, Camila Cabello, Billy Porter and Idina Menzel stopped traffic in LA for a flash mob with a cover of Jennifer Lopez’s “Let’s Get Loud” to promote
#CinderellaMovie
Israel is about to issue a holocaust upon the Palestinian people.
I’m not using that word to be glib. That’s what is happening.
There‘s no moral ambiguity: If you take any stance other than opposing this act, history will not judge you kindly.
Right. When lockdown's over,
@Shuffle_T
and I want to do a big fat 2on2 in front of a big crowd in the Midlands/North of England to celebrate. A fucking funny one. Okay?
My brother
@Shuffle_T
and
@ShottyHorroh
have won UK BOTY and it's only Feb. Keep rewinding the "Well that's what people are saying" moment but the whole battle is all instant rewatchables. So proud of my best mate Adam for the performance of his career and Shuffle was wicked too!
If they’re ever up for it, at some point in the future I’d bloody love to do a Shufflo Vs Oshea & Calcium Kid Compliments Battle. This may not at all align with what BR culture wants or needs, but in any case that’s one thing that’s on MY wish list!!
I hate using social media for this. Nothing I write here can bring him back or be in any way a better tribute than what others have already said. I just felt an urge to shout: Bender was an unmatchable creative talent and a beautiful, humble human being. This loss is horrible.
See, occasionally
@Shuffle_T
and I will literally just say a line or do something completely leftfield and stupid purely just to make the other one absolutely lose it... He'd had to suffer hearing these bars about 500,000 times before the battle so just did this one like this...
Honestly? I’ve never been proud of being English. But Gareth Southgate and this team being the absolute antithesis of what the rest of the world assumes about Englishman is a very good thing. Never has a nation deserved it less but a team deserved it more. And congrats Italy!
📢 UK&I BR
Heard of Me &
@Shuffle_T
? "MARLfle" as we're better known?
Yeah well we got drunk the other night and noticed we've not defended the 2on2
@DontFlop
title in 6 years and "wouldn't it be a laugh" to defend it again at the Nov DF Birthday?
2on2 teams. Who's out there??
@markhenderson_
@LewisHamilton
@nicolashamilton
Hi Mark,
Straight white man here ready to flirt with you until you jizz all over my hand and I wipe it back on your grinning face.
Please reply when you’ve read the below, or we’ll take your silence as your willingness not to want to change or understand:
Love ya babe.
If I can somehow make it my life's mission these next couple of years to edit my daughter's every developmental step into a different scene of
#TheGodfather
I will...
Witnessed a cyclist break his nose the other day - was mad.
He went right over his handlebars.
Was grazed up pretty bad and just properly in shock.
Then I punched him in the nose.
AND THEEEERE IT IIIIIIS!! 👋🔥🍻
We are defending our UK 2on2 Title which- look- I *know* we do basically every other week at this point and you're probably *exhausted* of our constant title defences, but this is against two of 🇺🇸 USA's best so make sure you're there to witness!
- Theo, we really need to talk about your grandfather’s unhealthy obsession with two-player strategy games played on a chequered board...
- Oh, yeah. That old chess nut.
Here's the trailer for my short film EVERYONE FORGOT (2022), currently on a festival run. Give it a butchers for all the amazing talented folks who helped us make this!
If there’s actually a recording of Boris Johnson saying “let the bodies pile high” then that is indeed very serious and I can’t wait for him to never apologise, continue running the country, and for the Tories to be re-elected in 2024 because this country ain’t shit 👍
I feel like I haven’t seen enough love for
@Shuffle_T
saying “All you’ve actually done is perfected the art of disguise / That’s why you’re running out of smoke like a contestant on Stars In Their Eyes” which, I think *written down* at least, was maybe my favourite line he had
To the person who stole Sounds Like merch and those copies of the Advanced Rhyming Dictionary from my car last night.
You may have fantastic taste, you may have hit the motherlode in terms of booty, you may now be a fantastic rhymer as well as thief, but you are, indeed, a cunt
I really think the biggest weakness we share is lack of humility; we’re unwilling to admit we’re wrong or consider other perspectives. Luckily, I’ve always recognised that I’m a massive hypocrite and not always right, so weirdly I’m actually the best person, better than everyone.
Absolute joke. Just got caught trying to nick a £5.99 fridge magnet of a pharaoh head from The British Museum gift shop and apparently it being in the spirit of the museum “isn’t an excuse”
What’s so special about this ability too is there are stand-ups going entire careers striving to write punchlines as funny as this, few succeeding. Pat Stay’s jokes were so good they could’ve killed in any room even BEFORE he wove them into a masterfully intricate rhyme scheme.
Pat Stay’s ability to paint vivid pictures was one of his craziest strengths. Stacking beautiful rhyme schemes and then saying the most uniquely descriptive things. He said The Saurus was “so greasy and slimy if I leaned to the side I could see the people behind me.” Insane.
Can’t overstate the levels it takes
@Quillyrics
flipping something I said MID ROUND in his 1st. I think unless you’re a writer/performer in BR that sort of thing can get overlooked. Incredible. Can’t wait to see this back, we did what we said we’d do and put on a show!
FFS I just stumbled on an old draft version of mine and
@Shuffle_T
's 1st against P Solja & Matter where we were totally planning on asking
@Frankie_Phraser
to come in with some elaborate fucking title cards for the crowd! 😂😂
Sorry I had no idea how much better this could actually get but it appears this complete fucking loser just took 10 hours to form a response and his comeback is
“I know you are but WHAT AM I?! 😎”
@mart2362
@Conservatives
Hi Mart, if you think about it, this thinking is a major part of the problem.
We (white people) have been conditioned not to make race an issue.
Which works great for us, because we’re not the ones experiencing daily systemic villifaction & prejudice based on our skin (1/2)
First time vs a 'team name'. I mean technically we got a 'team name' too but we didn't choose it, the PEOPLE chose it for us which is way cooler.
Even if they DID give Adam 6 letters and me only 1. So what? Not fussed. Who caares! Not me!
Get your tickets now this'll be a mad!
Welcome to the AP3X!
Saturday 23rd October
Rebellion | Manchester
12:00 - 18:00
- Shufflo vs ScapeGOATS
- Bizzo Bond vs Unanymous [Title Match]
- Mackenzie vs Rivers
- Georgie Roots vs Cojay
- Bowski vs Matter
- Sam Hypes vs Crow
Tickets onsale now
My 7 month old doesn’t put herself to sleep. Ever. Today, I decided to start running through my
@letterboxd
diary from the past few weeks and I look up to see this:
🎥ONLINE PREMIERE 🎥🍿
*THIS SUNDAY 18th June*
6.30pm GMT
'EVERYONE FORGOT' (2022 Short Film)
At last, after a run of 9 festival screenings, 3 wins & 16 Nominations...
Our 18min short film EVERYONE FORGOT will premier Sunday eve! We'll see you there!
@mart2362
@Conservatives
(2/2) and just because things are better comparatively to 30 years ago doesn’t mean there isn’t still a LOT of work to be done, that us whites (the benefitters of a systemic & institutionaly racist society) have a big role to play in.
Have you ever thought about it this way?
Hey everyone I'm Theo, and my interesting fact is that I "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEY"ed at the TV the hardest out of all the grown men in the pub when it cut to a shot of a crying 9 year old girl.