Girl Melanie
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I just want to be an angel for God ya know? Do something good for Him, for y'all
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I accidentally made eye contact with this guy in 2013…
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✔️ I Was born with glass bones and paper skin
✔️ Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms
✔️ At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
Still, I managed to get this Degree ✔️🙌🏿
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Lol oshey calendar. We didn’t date for 11 years. We simply made eye contact. Don’t even speak for months after that. We’ve dated since 2021
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They’re really advertising church & pastorship like it’s an instagram scam ad 💀
Look Dm if you want to join SpacNation ! Serious people only lets make it happen 🤷🏽♂️👌🏾
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He FINDS me in his DMs after I shoot the shot
HE who FINDS a wife. Not SHE who shoots her shot. The end
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Why do guy get so mad when you remind them they have a girlfriend...
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See Mike Todd is what happens when you try to remix church too much. Your next stunt constantly has to have more shock factor…
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Hairstylists be wilding these days. “Come with your hair washed, dried, stretched, and have someone start the braids so I can finish them. Bring your own hair, chair, and cream. My rates start at $300.” 😒
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Guys who wish you Happy Mother’s Day because “you’ll be the future mother of my child” should be arrested for verbal assault & criminal threatening
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Yess all 6 of you, hope your day was great 😍😘
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When you told your mom you’d be home at 1, but the pregame just ended at 12:30 & y’all getting ready to go to the club.
*Incoming call: Mom*
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Today is the first day of October- the month of witchery and demon activities
Oh & Nigerian Independence Day... So it fits the theme🤗🇳🇬
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Le Souk is gonna be a war zone today... if there was ever a time for that bulletproof vest trend y’all been trying, this is it
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She’s 19 y’all. With an Associates & Bachelors... and she can’t even legally drink to that 🥂
So proud of my good good sis!!🎓
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It’s not always as easy as “say no to drugs.” No one wants to be a crackhead, there is so much trauma and pain that come before that that needs to be addressed, which is the message of this YouTube channel
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My mom thinks she hits the jackpot with 3 girls. Woke all of us up for one to do her hair, one to pick out an outfit, and one to do her makeup. She really thinks she’s Beyonce
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So I got paired for this wedding coming up & clearly my partner is an ASA warrior who is coming to embarrass me 🙆🏾♀️
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Ghanaian customer service is really a joke.
Me: auntie please where’s my order
Her: ahh you know I even forgot what you ordered
Me: it was fried yams and chicken
Her: oh. You know to start that now will take too long
Me:
Her: Sorry wai
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Do 1.4k people even know any the parties involved? Eii Ghana fuo and kokonsa 🤣
#survivingdior
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I can’t believe how thicc I’ve gotten.
Oh boy, y’all need to block me now. Hide ya baby favas while you have the chance! Tell ya neighbor, GIVE HER SPACE!
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Jesus was a radical, if any Christians need reminding:
- Moses ‘asked’ for his people to be let go, then ACTION followed (Exodus 7)
- Men with the paralyzed friend ‘asked’ to be let in the house, then made a hole in the roof (Luke 5)
Pray... then DO something
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Ghanaians are only unpleasant to each other
Ghanaians, is it weird that everyone loves you guys and your country? Cause honestly I've yet to meet an unpleasant Ghanaian like I don't get it
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This stimulus changed me, I didn’t even shake the gas pump after my $10 fill-up
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My manger is leaving & I’m so sad. She hired me on her team when I first started- now 3 years, 2 promotions later, I’m stepping into her old job. Very bittersweet but grateful for the chances she took on me 🥳
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My mother just spent half an hour on the phone to tell me how dad took her to get ice cream & now lunch... “we’re living the young life you should be living hahaha”
Someone get me a date soon because she’s clearly trying to play me
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Toyin was failed by her family, the church, police-everyone. Yet still fought for them at the protests. She deserved so much better... We failed her
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Make eye contact twice. Then go home & subtweet about how men don’t know how to take signals
How do ladies "shoot their shot?" I'm curious. Cuz apparently I'm missing all the "signs"
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I accidentally sent $100 USD to an auntie in Ghana and she called to say thank you cause her bday was last week & now I can’t say it was a mistake... that’s how my week is starting 🙃
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Ghana is really Africa 101 🇬🇭
When you pass, you can go to South Africa 🇿🇦
Finally if you think you can out-evil the devil, go to Nigeria 🇳🇬
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Just tryna get thicc enough so your WCW sends my pics to the group chat to show them how phat I got
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If your preaching isn’t immediately backed by scripture, I’m hearing it as a motivational speech
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There is no feeling like having an unlimited metro card in NY. Like the world is dead your oyster. Nowhere is unreachable 🙌🏿😂
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I cracked my dads side mirrors... both of them. So I’m currently looking for a new family for the summer. DM serious offers pls
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This Kobe Bryant news has left me with unnerving goosebumps... it literally cannot be true
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Guys who block you after you ignore them <<< what if I change my mind? Where’s your resilient spirit?? 😒
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Ya MCM blacked from a Mikes Hard Lemonade & is shaming you for outdrinking him
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Even if you never watch their video, it’s literally FREE & takes 10 seconds to click on someone’s YouTube video and subscribe. Boosting their subscribers could boost their confidence and revenue at the end of the day, what’s the harm
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A wig you have to cover with a headband, a braided wig, and a sharp edge wig… crazy cause all 3 should have worn their natural hair instead
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We really did a month in Ghana-Nigeria and had a timee 💚
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Whoever is doing voodoo trying to destroy my life; try harder cause I’ve been praying harder. Amen halleluyer
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Whew I went to bed tooo early last night. Wheelchair. Fire. Target. Police
Wow, I hope the protesters are okay!
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Melanie is such a pretty name I can’t believe my parents thought I deserved it 😇
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I’d have to be beefing with or secretly hate my gfs to put them on with any of the guys that ask me if I have friends for them
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My mom be like “you’re going out in THIS weather? Are you CRAZY??... but if you’re going, can you get me this on the way” 🙄
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If I gotta walk 3 minutes to get my Uber, I’m walking to the train & saving money. What’s the point
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Y’all talking about
#NoShaveNovember
as if you can afford to shave your beard you’ve been growing for years that 🗣still 🗣don't 🗣connect
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All banter aside, it’s great to see Ghanaians & diasporic Africans come together to advocate for Nigerians. They were yelling BLM with us, we stand to end SARS with them
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When y’all get in an argument & he tries to be petty 🤦🏾♀️
Lol stop it babe, I forgive you 🙄🙄💙
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The amount of people who keep congratulating me, even after I tagged my sis... we don’t look that much alike!
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That sprinkle of Jesus app 🤦🏾♀️ They’re sprinkling Splenda over yall lives. Read the Bible and get real sugar cause….
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Sis is in here bleaching a wig & lace. We explained to our dad that she needs to do this to turn the hair and lace more brown...
Dad: “next time buy BROWN so you don’t have to breathe this bleach. Ask for money if you don’t have!”
I...
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Smh it’s enoughhhh. Why don’t people discover heritage in Togo or something
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If I pull up to a BBQ & your romphim not matching ya girls romper I’m jacking you single & up for grabs
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Ajak Deng. So many black girls learned to love their skin by watching her. So happy she's retiring to be happy! ❤️✊🏿
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“Everyone’s akwaba” is tickling me 😂
i'm doing my next album launch in Ghana 🇬🇭 🔥🔥🔥 and everyone's AKWABA✊✊✊
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I don’t get when Africans swear they don’t understand Jamaican Patois.
Have you heard your pidgin? Different branches of the same tree
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Because he’s a piece of art 😍😍
Also Chinese people don’t see Black people in their spaces and are borderline rac- nvm
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GIRL! I just blocked you from my mans page but go AWF
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And of course my amazing family who financed, motivated, and supported every wild idea I wanted to embark on
#QU2017
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I went to the gym yesterday & I'm a little confused as to why I haven't woken up with the body of an IG model yet? 🤔
@God
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I’m 99% convinced you hairstylists are trolling us at this point.
$110 to... glue a wig down?
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People want you as long as they can use you & abuse your kindness. Then when you stand up for yourself, you're crazy or mean
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The first time I’ve ever lost something on the
@MTA
& got it back... 2020 is my year
What kind of ghetto life, this is why I work from home. I just dropped my AirPod on the train track 🤦🏾♀️
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What’s confusing me is people tasting the soup, then eating the fufu and acting like it’s nasty when fufu/ pounded yam don’t even taste like much 🤨
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😩 I’m sorry they need to cancel the Grammys tonight, Hollywood needs a moment
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Woow only in Queens does the bus driver gets lost & ask us for directions ☹️ what kinda backwards borough have I come to 😭
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And here you are sharing this to thousands more eyes that would have never saw this weirdos tweet 😒 Could have blocked the @ and the woman’s face but no… engagement
Remember when I said dark skinned girls can love themselves all they want, feel beautiful, live & someone will go out of their way to remind us we're deemed undesirable. This woman didn't deserve this.
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A win for one, is a win for all… all this black magic at a PWI made for a blessed Sunday ✊🏿
#QU2017
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It’s going to a PWI that gives you confidence to dance. Then you come home to the natives & remember how trash your moves really are ☹️😭
lol I actually hate that I’m African and I can and can’t dance at the same time
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Blac Chyna had time to take down cribs, beds, eggos, VACUUM, & get her hair done on snapchat
& Rob was making gingerbread houses 😭 okay
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Too many black and brown families don’t know portion control then punish their kids for not finishing their food smh
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Nigerians in Nigeria asking what the diaspora was celebrating on October 1st feels like a very accurate foreshadowing of what was to come and how fed up they were
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Idris Elba?? @ RONA, you’ve gone too far now honestly... too far!
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The way my brother be tight when he gets his wave brush & there’s gel and hair in it 💀
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My Nigerian friends greet their parents by kneeling & calling them sir or madam
Mine walk through the door & I give them a head nod 😕😭
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My clan got me a Apple Watch. The same people who got me Airpods last year... idk how I earned friends & family like this, but I’ve been saying God has me as a favorite 😪💙
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Wow. We can really say we had a black man & woman from southside Chicago as PRESIDENT & First Lady of the US
#RepresentationMatters
✊🏿😢
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Oh but as someone under 30, why do you even own this hat ☹️
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