How do you deal with a sad astronaut? Give them some space.

A husband says to his wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I'll wear gold tonight." The wife replies, "Why not wear silver and come second for a change?"

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied: "No." She responded: "How about now?"

@john12782 Gonna have some friends over for some chili.

I miss rush limbaugh. I wish he was alive to see what is happening in the united states right now.

RT @elonmusk:

RT @LeadingReport: BREAKING: Senate confirms Tulsi Gabbard as Director of National Intelligence.

The Lego box said 7-9 years. They lie! It doesn’t take the long!

@john12782 If they had a tax on farts I would need to declare bankruptcy 🤣

@cassimobile took a cool picture.

We need a live feed of ICE deporting people. Just setup a bunch of webcams in various sanctuary cities around the country and watch.

@elonmusk So hot

@KristiTalmadge @elonmusk They are absolutely insane. Holy shit.

Honest assessment of the first few weeks of Trump 2.0. I had high expectations and he even surpassed them. Bravo sir. Keep up the amazing work @realDonaldTrump

RT @elonmusk: Because they’re in on it

RT @elonmusk: Yes, that was a huge lie by the Biden administration. Funds were diverted from almost every part of the federal government…

I have 2 unwritten rules: 1. 2.