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I Cook| Write| Make-up| Masseuse. ChelseaWomenFan| Weirdo|| IGBO|| CATHOLIC|| Vibes and the Grace of JESUS. GRV|| P.O PBD/1856
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Hi, my name is Topher and I cook for a living.
And oh, Pick a frame😊
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When you're daft, you're daft abeg.
President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and his 1000 cars convoy today in Lagos state after juma'at
When you are big, You are big, abeg ❣️💙❤️🇳🇬
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My team member was stabbed in the face by APC thugs sent by Desmond Elliot. We're at Randle hospital here in surulere.
See eh, God will punish you Desmond, you won't die well.
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So this babe, she's on this app.
Travels with her girls, living the life and giving the impression that her folks are rich, whereas she's sleeping with her friend's dad (in the same circle).
She dey use 'Realtor' cover face....
E get one discuss wey I wan start, if I do eh people wey e go touch plenty.
Especially those wey dey sleep with their friends papa.😑
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Hi, my name is Topher and I cook for a living.
Can i meet You??
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This guy doesn't know there's a girl on my whatsapp list that post his every picture with sweet words. I'm sure people would think they're dating 😂😂😂😂😂
Baba get babe wey him no dey aware of😂😂
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Is this going to be held in lagos?
What month?
Can I cater for 200 hundred students??
This is a long shot but
Hello
@ChickenRepublic
We are organizing a two days program for 400 sec school kids.
A career talk to set them on the right path.
We would love to have Refuel as refreshment for the kids on both days at discounted prices.
Come through😭
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@Uncle2Triplets
@BabyGirl_Dels
you don lock account now abi?
Talmbout finish what you started..... Come collect your wig for karu bridge o, we don drag am reach there....
Nonsense attitude
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I knew I liked a lot of things whilst growing up, though I be picky with food due to some health ish but you chose me to try out all your sexual fantasies, you chose me at age 4, while you was 24 or more.
Dear Idowu, what was my crime??
A THREAD OF MY ASEXUAL STORY.
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Anon wants to give out 3 plates.
Pick a frame.
Kindly retweet 🙏
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And you ask me why I don't like iPhone.... After seeing this, you still like that iPhone wey dey ya hand?
#teamsamsung
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I'm putting myself up for lease. I don tire to dey stay house 😭😭😭
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Blow the trumpet, sound the alarm.🥳🥳🥳
It's an amazing person's birthday.
Birthday blessings beautiful, May this year align for you all round. God bless you babygirl.
Let the prayers, gifts and alerts come in.😌❤️
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I'm that friend that will make sure I feed you whenever you come visiting.
You see food, you go chop belleful. 😊
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Ndi oma na Twitter 😊
Happy first Sunday lovers ❤️
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Sleeping around as a lady or guy doesn't make you a UEFA Champion, it kills your spirit man and makes u a puppet to the devil, makes your life worthless. I don't hate or despise you, just have a rethink and accept Christ into your life. Jesus Loves you.
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Dear Topher, thank you for coming this far.❤
Thank you Lord for helping me get this far. I'm ready for this JOURNEY.
Happy birthday to goofest human I know.🎂
Send in your prayers/ wishes and gift.
Thanks and God bless.
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@damrid
@itsdonebro
@NotJustSalman
I'm not much of a talker....saying what I can't do ain't my thing....I'm not in the league of girls that don't get down on their knees and pray...For if I knee to God, I can stand before anyone
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Here's to an age of living the dream.
Birthday blessings Chef Topher
You're a blessing to planet Earth.
God bless you now and always beautiful 🎂
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@Ayobamidelepra1
@i_am_ODC
@Akjesus
That's actually what you need, because if say school still dey on session you go Sabi spell Anambra well.
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@JaynaijaBlog
Was at iyana ipaja going to oshodi, conductor say make I hang, say person go drop for dopemu then I'll sit down....... 🤣🤣😂😂😂
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On valentine's day, Netflix chill and accidental s£x. Who's in???🤧🌚🌚
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I grew up in a community where the older men abuse the little girl and people don't act because they are too busy to notice. I grew admist all the pain through the GRACE OF GOD. ...My name is Benedictah and I am a blessed Female.
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It's the last Sunday of the month...
Sunday blessings Lovers❤️
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Yes, I be thug wey get craze with a sprinkle of witchcraft and infilling of the holyspirit. 😊
Run am if you fit 😂😂😂
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If you open the car door for her - finished man
If you say hello in her dm more than once - finished man
If you buy her sanitary pad when she's on her period - finished man
Na so so types of finished men we go dey hear😂😂😂😂😂
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My Female entrepreneurs shall we? Quote this with a black and white photo of yourself. Y'all are my WCW and I'm so proud of you ❤️
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See who's in the Federal Capital Territory.
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Na so i go dey house again this year?? Which kind mutuals I get laidis 😢😂😂
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The love yesterday was overwhelming, though it's still ongoing but mehnnn, y'all made me cry fr. To everyone that made me smile yesterday, I'm so humbled by the huge show of Love. God bless us and keep us alive to celebrate more years. 🙏
Uhmm, I'm in Lagos now sha😊😊😊
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Got down from the bus, next thing I heard was 'Omo see nyash'. 😭😭
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An absolute masterpiece of God.😌
Happy first Sunday ndi oma❤️
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Any female around ogba?? Omo i dey die like this
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It's my mother's birthday today. The woman from whom I learnt how to be strong. Birthday blessings nne chef, may this year be the best. Here's to long life in good health.
Happy big 60 mum.... I love you always and forever. ♥️♥️♥️
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E get one discuss wey I wan start, if I do eh people wey e go touch plenty.
Especially those wey dey sleep with their friends papa.😑
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So
@LilianAda17
called and I answered.
For all your owambe and wedding glam, she's your plug.
Muse:
@The_Weird_Chef
I'll definitely make a very beautiful bride😍.
Kindly retweet 🙏
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If this crosses your tl, please say a prayer for me. Not been able to get a hold of my temperature since over 3 hours. 🙏
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I Don carry my market for head again o.
We give you well cooked meals, well packed and your money's worth.
You crave it, we make it😊
Kindly retweet, buy and refer us.🙏
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Throwback to when I took these pictures 😌
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Tobechukwu, he has done it for you💃💃💃💃
have you heard what the lord has done???😭😭 he has destroyed the works of Satan😭 he has given us victory😭😭 that's why we sing ose iye >2x ose iye eh (ose iye)
WE DON WIN OH (ose iye)
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Dear Vendors, let's make this a THREAD of you doing your business or what you sell......
Plug your businesses here...
Quote or reply.
Good morning 😊
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Who i go use this plenty airtime call now????? God abeg o
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What's your assumption about me??? Let's hear it.
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🖤🤍
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Please I beg you, anywhere you see a cooking gig or massage gig please refer me to it, tag me to it.
Y'all please kindly help me get back on my feet.
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While I'd like my first child to be a girl, I hope future hubby agree too.... Speaking into existence. ❤️❤️
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@VictorIsrael_
It wasn't a sticker but a poster of P.O. that she used to wrap her exercise book. She no paste sticker for bag.
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My name is benedictah of Topher's Cuisine and this is my best selling product/meal.😊
My name is Tinu of Tinugrills and this is my best seller product!
Let’s see you and your fast selling good(s).
Quote this tweet, retweet for everyone.
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It's my big sister's graduation....
Congratulations 🎊 my darling❤️
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Just because it's Tuesday ❤
Media update ✌
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Paid my last respect to Chidike Emmanuel Obinna, it was so hard standing over your picture and realising that you're truly gone. I couldn't hold down my tears, my heart broke afresh and I couldn't say a word cause it wouldn't scratch on how amazing you were. Fly high my love🕊🕯
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With my candidate for surulere constituency 1. Eluu p top to bottom.
Trust me, it's not easy being a local government cordinator but for a better Nigeria, i gats deliver.
Papa mama pikin
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@RowlyDaDon
She brought down the heavens with her voice the day she ministered in my church...... Who would have thought she had bore a burden so huge as this......
This should really serve as a lesson to us all. An abusive relationship/marriage is never something to stay in.
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@placid_villa
Try rest, you're not that guy.
And yes, if she were a guy we'll pick her over you.
E say Na ' This you'???
Try look mirror next time before you do this rubbish.
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A woman carries a child in her womb for 9 months and goes in Labour to deliver her baby. Now we've watch him campaign for a better Nigeria for 9 months and he's going into Labour tomorrow 25th of February to birth a New Nigeria. Together with your PVC, we'll have a safe delivery
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There's nothing to dump in March because you both, alongside others were painfully taken away from us....
Continue to rest in peace. 🙏
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I'm giving out this 2 pack to 2 lucky persons.
You've to be on the mainland.
Delivery is on you.
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He always complimented any food picture I put on my whatsapp status with 'Shey make i come chop' but I'd laugh it off with 'oya na' cause we lived quite far. One day he showed up at my door with a friend, i was surprised because how? Next thing, Oya be bringing all those food out
~ What was that incident that made you stop your “Talking stage” with someone?
Share your story 🤔 😂
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It's been 1year since i put out my story on my pinned tweet. I had tears rushing down whilst tweeting it but here i am today, just pain and scars. Every day is a healing process for me and i know I'll get there, Slowly but surely. A QUEEN I AM👸♥️
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@Bolumika
@ozzyetomi
Ozzy junk wey you buy na 6k500 and you get mouth to dey talk about person wey spend 39k... Why you self no fry the chips and do burger for your house..... Elenu shipoti
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