Imabong.
@The_Florentyna
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Best friend to two amazing women. All dogs get a retweet. https://t.co/QKgEXpNnq2
Joined December 2011
Gasping over my 10th collection as creative director of @hertunba .I can’t believe I’ve done this 10 times.
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You’d be sleeping one day and God’ll just decide to handle your marketing.
perfect brand response to a viral video tbh. great use of stitches, earnest, and had a feel-good ending.
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I thought of my grandmother some days ago and I cried for hours, I never really understood her when she was alive but this girl was around 30, widowed, with 8 children during the Biafra war and she managed to keep them all alive and safe, she was just a girl 💔.
Be kinder to your mum. She’s just a girl too.
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If I look materialistic why in the world will you approach me without materials.
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Knowing that deep down you are truly insane is so liberating,.
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When I’m rich I want to be a full time angel; show up to hospitals and pay people’s bills, take strangers shopping for their 1st car, take random market women on international vacations, buy random dogs and cats one year supplemy of pet food, put random kids on scholarship. .
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Nigerian immigration authorities and FAAN really need to talk to their staff about begging so damn much. Aren’t they getting paid? It’s beyond embarrassing.
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Cardi is on IG live talking about purging in Ghana after eating Ghanaian food. This situation is a whole mess LMAO.
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Normalize leaving your visitor in the parlor and going to sleep 😭.
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You dressed your son as okpa 😭.
Omg why did they dress my son as Nom Som (idk what it is in English) for halloween 💀 THIS IS SO ASIAN HAHAHHA
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Why does his daughter look like a successful business woman.
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Lol why do men feel the need for a press release when they find out a child isn’t theirs? Every day women find out their husbands have kids with another woman and keep it pushing, why can’t men be mature about these things.
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Women get murdered for cheating in this country, yet a married man can say this publicly? Throw him in the pits.
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Not Benin protesters refusing to eat the food they gave them because “you nor know who be who” 😭.
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Too many children of thieving Nigerian politicians who cosplay as creatives while fueling their “art” with the aesthetics of pain and poverty of the people their parents impoverished for white attention and funding all while being extremely elitist when they come back home.
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Dorathy Appreciation post, she’s 77 and she ate every look like it was a piece of cake 😍. P.s I had to get permission from all her kids before she could work with us😅
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Ameno really intersects classical music, amapiano, afrobeats and still has a solid moral message. Give the man all the awards.
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There’s this thing Nigerians do were they support the most unqualified possible person in a situation to teach the qualified person some sort of lesson, you see it in our everyday lives and until we change this behavior bad leaders will be all we get.
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Nigerian lesbians moving to me with zero Naira weakens me 🥹.Man or woman you have to come correct please. 🥺.
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Normalize going for the man you want, don’t just sit around and hope you get picked.
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Nigerian students lost one year to Covid and another year to ASUU strike how is that not depressing.
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I’m obsessed with the way Dorathy carries herself, I can’t explain how much I love seeing women who carry themselves confidently and beautifully. She makes everything look good because she is that woman!.
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I specifically designed this suit with many pockets so the girls can carry multiple currencies. ☺️
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I have no sympathy for any Nigerian politician going through anything. Goodluck to all.
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Dating a Nigerian passport holder must be stressful asl, no spontaneity. All trips must be planned nine years ahead. 😭.
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Nigeria can afford anything as long as it is not related to Education, health care or infrastructural development.
BREAKING: Kano Assembly Passes Bill For Creation Of Four First-Class Emirates.
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I’m very uncomfortable with the way the world is set up. The poverty, the hunger, the hardship. It is not enough for me to work hard enough to not experience these things? What about the others? No one should have to live like this. This can not be the plan.
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A very important part of feminism is also wanting equality for women whose choices you do not agree with.
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No more brunch culture for now o, normalize going to your friend’s house. Come to the house there’s food on fire.
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Just do stuff for people who have never met me before, I want to be a powerhouse of blessing with a force and energy so strong that it inspires love and kindness in everyone.
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I’m not buying a white man’s game for any of my black kings 😘💜.
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This one thinks activism is hereditary, but unfortunately he is just another misogynistic olodo with nothing meaningful to say.
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I think marriage, love and procreation should be three separate conversations. I may want to be in marriage partnership with you but not want to make offsprings with you. I may love you but you may not have the desired qualities for me to enter into a 50year contract with you.
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Humans snapped when they created hugs, “you look sad hold me for comfort and I’ll hold you back” what a concept.
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I stopped going to Benin after someone there told me “You resemble half cast wey been dey suffer” and we were not even fighting, just a regular conversation.
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I hope the culture of the bereaved being expected to cater to visitors dies in this generation, it is just plain stupid and insensitive.
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@idkthreat @omolaramart Maybe she understood the assignment and is referencing fashionnova BBL fashion which is currently peak American fashion.
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Society needs to approach “Low self esteem” less mockingly, it shouldn’t be some sort of insult, it is a valid and hurtful mental challenge often caused by years of physical and emotional trauma.
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I can’t wait to be old enough to just sit topless outside my house without getting bothered.
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The secret to hanging out with a talkative friend is bringing another talkative they can talk to the entire time while you actually relax 😏.
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Please the petitions, the travel bans, the writing to organizations to remove them from boards/cancel their children’s scholarships or deport them where applicable. we must keep doing the little we can do.
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Men bring out their actual penises to urinate on random corners of the road, I do not know if you understand this.
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There’s an evil wave of hopelessness taking over the minds of young people, making them believe no one has ever gone through whatever they are currently going through. First of all the one thing you must never let anyone take away from you is hope, hope is powerful & limitless.
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Designed and tailored by me.🌞.My dream is for every woman wearing my brand to look as beautiful and exceptional as they want to look 🥰.
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This nomination feels like such a personal win, I do not even know Kiki personally but I’m just going about my day feeling like I won something. 🥺❤️.
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Look at all that “non-existent” body shaming of skinny women in the replies 🙂.
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The truth is that there are some hunger that only eba can cure.
Nigerians, normalize eating just soup. You do not need that swallow.
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A man in the club just told me “I know say you no get yansh but I go take of you and if you want do yansh sef I go pay.” 🥺.
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As a Nigerian woman you need to make deliberate effort to heal from the harmful and toxic pressure/value the Nigerian society puts on you regarding marriage.
Anita Okoye : Posts a paid advert for a hair product on her page. Nigerians in her comments :
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Saving money on rent and spending even more money on transportation is such a common mistake people make in Lagos.
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We definitely need to set up our own media houses because these old ones done chop frog.
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One time I was robbed in port harcourt and one of the robbers somehow left his wallet with atm cards and driver’s license in my car, he was never caught and the “police” misplaced the wallet.
You know the sad part about this serial killer in PH? He might never be caught.
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Someone who was getting triggered to end his life called a Sucide helpline run by a particular mental healthcare facility in Lagos and they asked for a down payment of 50k for consultation 1st.
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Horses are way too peaceful for the amount of wars and chaos men have involved them in.
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There’s videos of everything on earth except stories like this.
Port harcourt is wild now. A woman turned to yam today after touching broken yams a 14yrs old boy gave her to hold . Be careful.
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When Fireboy DML said “You know I miss you like an idiot misses the point” I cried.
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Happy international women’s day to all women, as people continue to feel more uncomfortable and ashamed of mistreating women remember that it is because of all your “nagging”, “fighting” and “complaining”. You are doing amazing. No stick is too small to throw in the fight.
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This is arguably one of the most brilliant selection of housemates on BBN.
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Please before you set up your own NGO check if there are already existing upright organizations fighting for the cause you are passionate about and support them with your resources except of course it’s less about compassion and more about the hustle for awards and accolades.
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“Our women” who the fuck is your woman??? If I tear you slap!.
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Sending love and light to Eva, she really walked into the ghetto. May God guide her ❤️.
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THE GOVERNMENT WAITED TILL IT WAS DARK TO ATTACK INNOCENT NIGERIANS LIKE THIEVES IN THE NIGHT.
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Landmark is 20 years of someone’s hard work, dedication, and labor, employing 3000 Nigerians, and everything is getting wiped out in the blink of an eye. Hmmm.
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Shocked that men aren’t fighting for birth control that they can use on themselves, don’t you want the freedom? The control? No more unwanted pregnancies? .Fight for this thing.
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Just to be clear, these are the people I hate the most in this world. 9/10 times they are also stealing whatever ideas they seem to have from a poor artist with the actual lived experience to create the art.
Too many children of thieving Nigerian politicians who cosplay as creatives while fueling their “art” with the aesthetics of pain and poverty of the people their parents impoverished for white attention and funding all while being extremely elitist when they come back home.
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It’s ok to only donate to organizations you trust, I trust feminist co and that’s why I made my protest donation to them if you do not trust them take your money somewhere else and don’t disturb us please.
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