There is no curse in Elvish, Entish or the tongues of Men for this treachery.

@realDonaldTrump You are the biggest piece of shit on the planet. Fuck you, old man.

You gonna do something about it or you just gonna stand there and bleed?

@SVG__Collection Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band

Fuck your flying cat.

Down in flames, motherfucker.

We’re going to just listen to the first two Cars LPs and fuck right off then.

We’ll be able to say we were here until the very end.

Nobody has a plan.

@Neutralious Fandango!

Spraypaint your name on the alley walls.

I will strip the stars from the skies.

@Twitt3rBeast All three

@turnitup211off Calexico is probably my favorite band. If you would have told me 20 years ago that my favorite band would feature a mariachi, I’d have called you crazy. Good stuff. It’s like they drag you out into the desert and leave you for dead.

Cut my finger with the chef’s knife again. Tiny badge of honor.

Welcome To The Land Of The Dumb

@deesnider Stop by my house. I’ll teach you to cook. It’s easy.

That is a big fucking dragon.

RT @miniarchillect:

RT @ProfFeynman: A good teacher does not teach facts, he or she teaches enthusiasm, open-mindedness and values. -- Gian-Carlo Rota