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Andrew Tate has been PERMANENTLY banned from VALORANT.
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BREAKING: VALORANT to add a new option in their report menu to punish those who "try too hard" in non-competitive queues.
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VALORANT to start punishing instalockers starting next update.
If you play the same agent 3 games in a row, you will be locked out of playing that agent for 24 hours.
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VALORANT to add a clone of the iconic CS:GO map "Dust 2" after the release of Pearl next week. David Nottinghan, creative director for Riot Games announces, "Dust 2 has been a fan favorite for decades and we just had to recreate it for VALORANT so our players can also enjoy it".
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JUST IN: Riot Games is starting to block in-game purchases in VALORANT if you have spent over $10,000 to promote healthy financial decisions.
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Sources: Starting on July 1st, Riot will be banning VALORANT players for tbagging their opponents in unrated, competitive, spike rush, and deathmatch. The bans can range from 1 week to 1 year depending on how many crouches were performed.
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Jenna Ortega from “Wednesday” revealed to Vogue that her favorite game of all time is VALORANT.
"I've been obsessed with this game at the moment. I love queuing with my Jett eboy duo and meowing for him in game.”
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LEAKED: Riot is testing a new limited-time mode for VALORANT called “Reversed” where every map is mirrored.
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BREAKING NEWS: Kamala Harris has announced that, If elected, she will bring back two nades for Raze in VALORANT
"We need to let the American people have more utility"
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REPORT: Shroud to step down from the Sentinels VALORANT roster due to concerning actions from teammates such as ShahZaM screaming, TenZ streaming scrims, and Zellsis playing shirtless.
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BREAKING: VALORANT to add an Honor System to commend your teammates after a match ends.
Those who are poorly rated will be matched against other poorly rated players and vice versa
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VALORANT to start banning the use of words such as "m*mmy", "d*ddy" and "k*tten". Nu, technical lead at Riot, announces "We, as a community, need to do better to respect others in game."
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VALORANT is currently testing buffs for Chamber. Changes include:
- 8 bullets in Tour De Force (Ultimate) with slows lasting 15s (up from 9.5s).
- Trademark up from 1 to 3 with same slowing time.
- Rendezvous time decreased from 1.3s >>> 0.3s.
- Headhunter will remain the same.
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BREAKING: Soulja Boy to collab with Riot Games to design his own VALORANT skin line. Similar to the Zedd Spectrum Collection, Soulja Boy is looking to add his genius creativity to make the "hardest skin collection in history."
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BREAKING: Former VALORANT Player Sinatraa to rebuild the Sentinels roster with Zander. "I think it’s time for me to step back into the game and create a tournament winning team." says the new captain.
Currently trialing for available spots are zombs and jammyz.
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LEAKED: Tarik, in private messages to his manager, claimed that his newly joined organization (Sentinels) has been only paying him a 60k salary which is not enough for food and rent.
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LEAK: VALORANT to release the limited edition "flex on 'em" collection. A featured line of skins leaked to be ~48,387 VP ($440).
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REPORT: Sentinels in talks to replace Shahzam.
Per sources, TenZ requested that the team sign former VALORANT Pro Hiko, who has been retired. It is likely that he will be returning and joining the roster for LCQ later this year.
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JUST IN: Fans attending Masters Copenhagen must be Silver 1 or higher to enter the premises.
Riot said “Have your VALORANT rank pulled up and ready on your phone when you arrive to the venue.”
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JUST IN: Asuna seen to be having dinner with a girl. When confronted he said "I am no longer missing her, I have her."
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Roster Leak: XQC to build a VALORANT team similar to Disguised Toast. The Roster called "The Juicers" is rumored to have sinatraa as captain.
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ROSTER UPDATE: Zombs to move to Brazil and play VALORANT for LOUD. Announced on stream earlier, his reasoning was "I've always been secretly a fan of Brazil but the two Rolex’s a month salary sealed the deal.”
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JUST IN: Sentinels to leave the competitive VALORANT scene and begin content full time. The first video, filmed at the Sentinels house, will air this Monday. Kanpeki will also join them as the content house's full-time videographer.
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JUST IN: Wardell and George Geddes to have a boxing match at VALORANT Masters in Copenhagen.
The fight will be streamed live on the VALORANT Twitch channel.
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JUST IN: Former VALORANT player, Shanks, to debut his voice acting career as a dolphin in a new animated Pixar movie titled "The Last Dolphin".
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AGENT LEAK: VALORANT to collaborate with Minions to promote their upcoming movie this July. This newly-added agent will be an exciting new twist to the game. The ultimate ability is speculated to be a huge banana that can stomp down enemies in their paths.
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BREAKING: Riot to give out free VP and Riot Gun Buddies in VALORANT to celebrate the lunar new year.
You must queue into swift play and find a riot developer to claim. They will be playing 24/7 this week.
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JUST IN: Nadeshot to replace stellar as team IGL of 100 Thieves VALORANT. "It's finally time for me to step in and take this team to new heights", says the disappointed CEO.
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BREAKING: Nadeshot accused Tarik of throwing his VALORANT ranked games
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JUST IN: ShahZaM and Sentinels CEO Rob Moore to have a boxing match to settle “beef”.
The fight will be streamed live on the VALORANT Twitch channel.
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BREAKING: Tarik to sign a multi-million dollar deal to stream exclusively on Kick.
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PER SOURCES: Zekken seen to be screaming at his math teacher that he earns 5 times her salary eating hot chips and playing video games. "She just kept pressuring me to come to the board to solve the problem. I don't need to learn this, I got VALORANT."
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BREAKING: Tarik to return to his home, Cloud9, to play professional VALORANT as the 6th man. "I'm back baby, time to win another major championship with this org but this time from the bench", says the retired streamer.
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BREAKING: Shahzeb ‘Shahzam’ Khan’s Uber account has just been suspended after reportedly screaming at his driver for stream sniping.
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JUST IN: From our sources in Los Angeles, we have discovered that VALORANT "Superstar"
@Demon1___
has submitted an application to the nearby McDonald's. This new opportunity is working as a fry cook!
Demon1 regarding this opportunity: "I will take care of the burgers"
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WHOLESOME: XSET Cryo purposely gets 4k’s because he found the one❤️
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BREAKING: XSET Zekken is refusing to play on stage at Masters Copenhagen until they replace the Redbull’s with chocolate milk.
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REPORT: 100 Thieves VALORANT seen trialing prodigy child IGL, “BeanS”, in search of potential replacement for Asuna.
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LEAKED: Riot is working on Valorant 2 to compete with CSGO 2 and the new Source 2 Engine.
Leaks reported include all new agents and map designs.
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BREAKING: Official VALORANT twitter account has been suspended by Elon Musk after he got e-daters that didn’t comm and only healed each other
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REPORT: Anthony "vanity" Malaspina, also known as Piss Boy, went to the urinal after his recent lost to OpTic and whiffed his whole spray!
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JUST IN: Former judge only VALORANT superstar turned dog, accused of biting the corner of his blanket and throbbing.
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REPORT: Hiko caught trying to “save” in a game of dodgeball
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BREAKING: Americas Ascension @ Brazil Game 2 delayed after a fight broke out on stage between M80 Zander and Guard Trent.
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BREAKING: XSET, FaZe Clan, Version1, The Guard, and G2 to make the North American VALORANT Franchise. G2 will be moving on to compete in NA as Riot does not want the team to be close to Andrew Tate due to recent controversial news.
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JUST IN: XSET’s VALORANT team is currently being searched at a local amusement park in Texas after BcJ was found with 15 stolen credit cards in his shoes. BcJ commented “I needed to be 5’6” to ride the rollercoaster.”
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Sources have informed us that he may also get 3 smokes similar to Jett.
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JUST IN: A backstage fist fight breaks out between the XSET & FPX VALORANT rosters due to the Killjoy turret bug that occurred last round of the series.
The round reset may be delayed until tomorrow.
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Tarik also mentioned he has to stream an “unreasonable 40 hours a month to earn enough”
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VALORANT Times is BACK.
We were hacked and locked out of our account by either SEN Zekken or C9 yay. We will take legal action in the near future.
Thank you all for sticking with us.
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BREAKING: VALORANT Player Subroza to start a masterclass at UCLA. The class will be called “Raze 101” and will focus on her utility. Professor Subroza comments, “with my proven track record with her ultimate, I think I’m the best person to teach this class.”
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BREAKING: FaZe’s power issue seems to be a rat eating the power cables at the LAN center that they are playing the VALORANT qualifiers out of.
#VCT
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JUST IN: Backstage altercation breaks out between yay and Boaster at VALORANT Masters in Copenhagen.
All matches will be delayed until tomorrow.
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JUST IN: President Biden signs an executive order banning VALORANT players from leaving their house in fears of scaring women away.
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BREAKING: Our hardworking journalists have acquired the list of 4 teams that will be part of the NA VALORANT Franchising. The teams are: Renegades (ex Luminosity Roster), Soniqs, Akrew, and SoaR.
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ROSTER CHANGE: GUARD Trent spotted flying to South Korea, reported to be replacing "Zest" on DRX. The young prodigy states, "My main reason for switching regions is for the dank ass boba I heard they have."
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JUST IN: Evil Geniuses’ remaining 5 of their VALORANT roster has been leaked after players have been seen scrimming together.
The roster includes
@plooful
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@kyedae
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@jessicahkim
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@Hiko
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@omgitspotter
who will step down from her coaching position.
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BREAKING: VALORANT to add champions queue soon.
Requirements to be eligible to play will be:
1. Have a full radiant triangle once in the past 12 months.
2. No account bans of any type.
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BREAKING: Zellsis and Vanity team up in newly formed lemonade stand business as a result of reported salary cuts in VALORANT due to inflation
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BREAKING: Carlos Rodríguez reinstated as G2’s CEO after Andrew Tate’s arrest.
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5X $100 VALORANT GIFT CARD GIVEAWAY!
We’re grateful for the community we have built and would like to give back this Thanksgiving!
To Enter:
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Sources have told us that the vandal skin will be called the “Draco”.
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BREAKING: Former T1 VALORANT coach, David Denis, who was previously suspended for breaking integrity rules in VCT has been reinstated after providing evidence that his alleged 'help sewers incident' was simply "his cat walking across his keyboard”.
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BREAKING: Officials are looking for a fugitive who has escaped from a high security mental asylum. The psychotic patient is known to be very dangerous and often attacks people who are "below his rank".
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BREAKING: The addition of Bind brings in-game advertisements to VALORANT.
Adverts from Burger King and other major companies such as Redbull and Twitch will be shown to players in the game.
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Reports say that the women in question is none other than Twitch streamer, Ploo!
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JUST IN: Sentinels player “Zellsis” mistakenly just took three Viagra pills instead of Advil. He is currently very erect.
Zekken commented “at least he will be able to fuck GenG hard”
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The cat in question now faces an 18 month suspension by Riot Games.
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BREAKING: TenZ has confirmed that, to get better at VALORANT you need to compete in $1k prize pool tournaments.
Join ours here:
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JUST IN: After a long hiatus, The VALORANT Times will be returning to provide the fans with the most up-to-date, 100% honest, and accurate news.
Stay tuned for some incredible behind-the-scenes news unfolding.
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Riot is quicker than we thought. Limited Tests invitations are being sent out right now!
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@VisualsInfinite
@plooful
@kyedae
@jessicahkim
@Hiko
@omgitspotter
@EvilGeniuses
We are faster, better, & stronger.
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We are back after Riot wanted us gone.
We are here for the community and are never backing down or giving up.
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BREAKING: Val Times to host a $1k VALORANT tournament with
@Stay_Plugged_In
Dates: 1/28 - 1/29
Signup and rules:
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Valorant Fact: Research shows that those that play in tournaments are proven to become better by 200% and are very likely to achieve the ranks they are grinding for.
Sign up for the $1000 Val Times Invitational hosted by
@Stay_Plugged_In
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Thank you,
@LiquidValorant
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We will continue providing the best for the community.
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