The UnReal Times
6 months
BJP leader: "Sir, can you send him to campaign in our state?"
Nadda: "Modi ji? Possible. I'll have to check with his office"
"No, not Modi ji"
"Acha, Yogi ji? That'll be easier. Let me get back to you"
"No, not Yogi ji"
"Then who?"
"Sam Pitroda"
"No, sorry, he's fully booked."