Stanatarium
@TheStanitarium
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Dumb fatass. Metal. Guitars. Swords & Sorcery. Dad stuff.
Connecticut, USA
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This album would have been 85% better with this cover art variant.
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Gonna make a large-format high quality coffee table book of fucking disgusting Facebook marketplace amps.
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Before you talk shit about Green Day, behold this hydrogen peroxide bong hit in a Neurosis shirt with Alf in the background.
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After defending black face, the Black Santa/White Jesus comments, & her question about whether watching a TV show turns someone gay, why does anyone care what Megyn Kelly thinks?
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I saw Ozzy in 1996 and even back then he seemed old as fuck. He was kind of waddling all over the stage hunched over and clapping to the music with no discernible sense of rhythm. But just now I was watching footage of Black Sabbath live from 1971 and he was doing the same.
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It’s kind of wild that 30 years later, after losing Kurt and Layne and Chris and Scott and so many other amazing musicians to the darkness and despair of addiction and severe depression, THIS guy is apparently doing just great.
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This man is infectiously excited about fitting his pointed weapons of death metal into his sensible hatchback to go to practice evil pyramid riffs.
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Danny Tanner serving heaping loads of dank riffs through a motherfucking 5150
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I am a simple man. If you play the riff, and then play it again but with a half-time beat, I will say “oh that’s sick.”
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200 pounds down, I am now officially going to stop trying to lose weight and switch to maintaining my current weight. This took 7 months. I was obese for a decade. If you want to do this, YOU CAN DO THIS. It’s not about sweat or starvation- it’s just about sticking to your plan.
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Dude on a forum said this reminds him of a nutsack and now my life is ruined.
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Hot take: Stone Temple Pilots were legitimately talented and wrote great songs and had good riffs.
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Remember when Disturbed covered The Sound of Silence and people for some reason forgot that the original The Sound of Silence exists and that it is vastly superior to Disturbed’s version of the song?
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Stupid fucking robot thinks djent is in standard tuning.
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Lol at the right wing dipshits angrily walking out of Napalm Death after Barney gave a short speech in support of refugee human rights. “I liked them more when they weren’t so political” 😂🤣
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I’ve tried downtuning, maximizing gain stages, unusual time signatures, 7 and 8 strings, badass looking pointy guitars, fuzzy drones, and ethereal shoegazey stuff.
Anyone know of any other techniques to mask the reality that I can’t play well?
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"Joe Biden and the Biden" is trending and I was like "whoa who's The Biden???"
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Hi we’re Hatebreed and this next song is about perseverance in the face of adversity.
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Dudes were like “what if we made a record where EVERY SINGLE RIFF is sick as fuck?”
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True story from today: I was wearing a Dead Kennedys shirt in Home Depot and a middle aged dude walks up to me:
Him: “Nazi punks?”
Me: “fuck off!”
Him: “what happened to us, man? We’re in Home Depot!”
Me: “I know! It’s the worst!”
If you’re out there, dude, I love you.
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I just learned that there are people on this earth who don’t like this film???? What the fuck is wrong with those people???
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This was my first time putting these two photos side by side and now I feel pretty proud of myself so I’m retweeting.
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Guitar YouTuber “I recommend that you try playing with less gain. I think you’ll find that as you reduce the gain, it will put pressure on you to improve your playing.”
Exactly why I will absolutely not be reducing the gain.
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I honestly miss the days when everyone had these massive motherfuckers in their rooms.
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It’s crazy how so much of the music I dismissed as lame in the 90s is actually rad. It’s hard to imagine now, but mainstream radio rock used to have pretty fucking massive guitars.
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Imagine being like “I think I’ll take a break from my genius genre-creating mindblowingly amazing band and do a completely different genius genre-creating mindblowingly amazing band for a little while.”
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[Donald Trump voice] Wrong.
There is absolutely no good reason for any song to be over 10 minutes long
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ITS CALLED THE VOODOO SERIES IT WAS A LIMITED RUN IN 2002 THEY ALL HAD SWAMP ASH BODIES AND BLACK/RED UNCOVERED PICKUP BOBBINS PLEASE NOTE THE DISTINCTIVE SKULL INLAY ON THE FIFTH FRET I WAS ABLE TO ACQUIRE ALL FOUR ITERATIONS THROUGH A COMPLEX SERIES OF TRADES AND THE RESA…
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This is the move. Bands, do this.
Paris we are sorry to announce we will not be selling merch tonight.
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I love guitar music and have immense respect for highly talented guitar players but I would choose to listen to Kurt Cobain or Ian MacKaye over Steve Vai or Joe Satriani 10/10 times.
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Start of the pandemic to now
start of the pandemic to now! (idk who that person in the first pic is, thats not me lol)
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I haven’t done LSD since 1999 but if Opeth ever plays this fucking Las Vegas space globe venue I am back in the game.
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Steaming Hot Take: you can recognize the absurdity of the things you love. You can mock or even criticize something, and still love it.
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I haven’t really shared my “before” pics here but I’m closing in on the 6 month mark and feeling pretty proud of myself. (Left: October 6, 2021. Right: 5 minutes ago)
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Need to find a dispensary where I can get weak-ass 1990s ragweed. I simply cannot hang with this genetically turbocharged shit you kids are smoking these days.
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I have now officially lost ONE HUNDRED POUNDS since September 30, 2021.
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Does anyone remember this record? Still fucking rules.
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Me: [dares to refer to Green Day as a punk band]
Twitter: “acktshually they aren’t punk because [gatekeeping]”
Me:
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Love them or hate them, you have to admit that this photo rules.
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People also incorrectly and wrongfully hate this Slayer album, which is actually the sickest Slayer album.
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If the news about Scott Kelly knocked you for as huge a loop as it did me - and still depresses you as much as it does me - I recommend just checking in on Corpsegrinder’s Instagram for a dose of fresh air.
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My mother (wincing at my aesthetic taste as a teenager in the mid 90s): “well, at least it’s just a phase, right?”
Me, age 41: “add to cart”
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Is this the most convoluted band member timeline on Wikipedia?
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@JackdawReport
@justinboldaji
I’m a human and have eaten food for many years. That pepperoni looks like it was pulled out of fucking Chernobyl.
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“Oh you play guitar? Cool - how long have you been playing?”
“Like 30 years.”
“Holy shit! What songs do you know?”
“Oh I mostly just move my fingers around until I find chords I didn’t know how to play, and then I just kind of play those for a while and forget them forever.”
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No idea why this popped up in my Facebook feed but Christian looks like a rad dude.
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I have now lost 150 pounds (68.039 kg) since September 30, 2021. 😤
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My son just came home from his fourth guitar lesson.
Today, he learned power chords.
He has now caught up to my 30 years of accumulated guitar playing knowledge.
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First day of the season that required a hoodie all day long so it’s officially time.
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Them: “Nirvana sucks”
Me: “here’s a guitar. When you come up with 2 chords and a vocal melody that still make the hair on the back of my neck stand up 31 years from now, then we’ll talk about who sucks.”
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This is about as cool as you can look
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So true. And if you’re as old as I am, you remember OLGA (online guitar archive). That was the shit.
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I have never played an instrument manufactured by the Yahama corporation that wasn’t surprisingly solid.
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Satan, laughing, spreads his wings.
What are the first five words of the National Anthem?
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Remember: failure to adhere to industrial safety standards can result in the birth of an entire genre of music.
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NSBM is a movement made up of middle aged incels who have structured their entire personalities around mixing the “philosophies” of a failed German painter and some edgelord Norwegian children who were mostly just trying to get laid.
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Deftones are, and have always been, cool.
If you refuse to accept this due to some misguided resistance to nü metal, you’re doing yourself a disservice.
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In case this all suddenly disappears: Goodbye, Metal Twitter. Thank you for all the album recommendations and shirt checks and laughs. Thank you for supporting my weight loss effort. Thanks for all the wizards. Thanks for being you. 🖤🧙♂️
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I’m 41 years old. It’s been 27 years. Over half my life. I’m ready. It’s time.
[deep breath]
I forgive Metallica for Load.
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How can anyone not understand why this was absolutely necessary?
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Text from my 8 year old who is on the spectrum and has a lot of trouble trying new things. Root beer just universally rules.
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Holy shit I was not aware that Brendan Fraser has an inarguably beautiful son.
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Just saw a criticism of the new Frozen Soul saying that it sounds too much like Bolt Thrower.
Sounding too much like Bolt Thrower is the zenith toward which all bands should climb.
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I don’t know why, or what this says about me, but I love finding really fucked up/filthy gear on marketplace. How could this NOT sound sick AF?
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I just hang out down here and smoke weed and shit. It rules.
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A grandmother at this little league game just asked me if I think it’s appropriate to be wearing this High on Fire shirt to a children’s game.
It has a dragon on it.
Kids fucking love dragons.
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Just called a hospital to make an appt & dude was listening to death metal in the background.
Me: “hey is that death metal?”
Dude: “oh sorry”
Me: “no - what band is it??”
D: “sir, I said I was sorry. I’ll transfer you now [click]”
Me: “nooooooooooo!”
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Just a dude who has been obese for his entire adult life casually wearing a size Large shirt nbd.
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@murray_nyc
@IvankaTrump
@EPA
To be fair, the greenhouse reduction actually was caused by the Trump administration. If Trump had implemented policies to counter the spread of Covid before it consumed the entire country and killed 250,000 Americans and counting, we might have higher emissions!
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Gonna start a guitar brand selling guitars exclusively constructed from reclaimed church pews and requiring purchasers to contractually agree to only use them for the purpose of dethroning god.
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Just learned that I will be attending this. My wife surprised me with tickets!
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At the restaurant.
Waiter: “can I ask you what your shirt says?”
Me: “Temple of Void.”
W: “Temple..of…Void…. And what kind of… metal(?) is it?”
Me: “Yeah it is metal! It’s death doom.”
W: “death…doom… ok thanks.”
Hoping we just recruited a new member.
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Like the dude who basically etched the darkest shadows of his soul into a record that disturbed and fascinated the entire world in 1994 is now just kind of a coffee sipping dad.
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Bell Witch drummer’s setup because they insist upon playing 7+ instruments at a time between a maximum of two instrumentalists.
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@floofy424
@kayleighmcenany
The man spend his entire life taking credit for things he inherited.
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Guitar players can now finally end the arms race for the heaviest possible tone because Erik Rutan has won.
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Just started watching We Are All Dead on Netflix, and between this, Squid Game, Parasite, Train to Busan, The Host, and a LOT of other examples, it’s clear that South Korea is outpacing the USA in both guitar manufacturing AND dark cinema.
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