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I've got sunshine, on a cloudy day. When it's cold outside, I've got the month of May. I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? My girl, my girl.
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MLB trying to hide their golden boy’s postseason stats?
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For every like I’ll name a better season from this century alone
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Zero plate appearances. Watched his team get fucked for four games from the dugout for the second time in three weeks. He’ll be praying for his employment tonight and all winter.
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Since this tweet
Volpe:
.207/.246/.276
.233 wOBA
50 wRC+
2 XBH
Lindor:
.333/.355/.567
.395 wOBA
163 wRC+
10 XBH
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Me when I’m playing charades and the prompt is Marcell Ozuna:
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4/4: Tyrone Taylor gives the Mets their first win of the year following an 0-5 start
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“Brewers nation”
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Look at who the first person out of the dugout is you can’t make this shit up
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4/5: Edwin Diaz records his first save since 2022, securing the Mets second straight win
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I’m in tears man they said Trea Turner is better than Lindor, that guy is so bad I’m not sure that he’s better than Anthony Volpe
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4/8: The Mets come from behind twice to beat the Braves, thanks to two homers from Brandon Nimmo and this go ahead shot from DJ Stewart.
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6/9: Looking for a split in London vs the Phillies with their backs against the wall in the 9th, Drew Smith and Luis Torrens pulled off the Houdini act.
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6/28: Following a win against the Astros that brought the Mets over .500 for the first time since May, Jose Iglesias perform’s “O.M.G.” in front of the crowd.
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4/28: Moments after Harrison Bader tied the game down to his last strike, Mark Vientos hits a walk-off home run against the Cardinals.
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4/14: Harrison Bader has his first big moment with the Mets, helping them clinch a series win vs Kansas City with this swinging bunt.
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4/19: Francisco Lindor hits a slump busting home run vs the Dodgers, giving the Mets a lead they would add onto and win 9-4 in LA.
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4/15: The very next day, Harrison Bader does it again, this time with a huge 2 run double off Aroldis Chapman.
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8/17: Luis Severino throws a complete game shutout against the Marlins, the first for a Met since Jacob deGrom in 2021.
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5/2: Francisco Lindor has the best flu game in sports history, driving in four off the bench, including the game tying and winning runs in the 11th inning to clinch a split vs Chicago.
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4/16: Mets legend Joey Wendle makes his first and only mark with the club, tying the game vs the Pirates with this double, as the Mets went on to take a 3-1 win.
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5/12: Originally not starting due to injury, Brandon Nimmo is subbed into a Sunday night game against the Braves and powers the Mets to a 4-3 win.
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6/13: One day after Grimace’s first pitch, JD Martinez launches a two-run, walk-off home run off of Tanner Scott.
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4/20: Reed Garrett strikes out the side in the 9th to clinch the Mets a series victory in Chavez Ravine.
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5/30: After being swept by the Dodgers at home, the Mets players call a team meeting led by Francisco Lindor and JD Martinez. The next day, those same two led the Mets to a comeback win vs Arizona. Lindor went 4-4 and JD hit this game winning shot.
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5/16: Jake Diekman strikes out Kyle Schwarber to strand the tying and winning runs on base, as the Mets win an 11 inning thriller in Philly.
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8/19: Francisco Alvarez crushes a walkoff home run off of Seranthony Dominguez to power the Mets to a 4-3 win over Baltimore.
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7/24: The Mets hit three more home runs against Gerrit Cole, capped off by this tank from Francisco Lindor. Lindor would later homer from the other side of the plate to cap off a 12-3 win and Subway Series sweep.
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6/25: The Mets hit four home runs off of Yankees ace Gerrit Cole en route to a 9-7 Subway Series win. Mark Vientos hit two, Harrison Bader hit one, and Brandon Nimmo blasted one of his own to cap off the barrage.
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9/11: Three outs away from being no-hit, Francisco Lindor’s massive leadoff home run sparks the Mets to a 6-2 win.
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6/18: Riding a six game win streak, the Mets come back from four runs down in Texas on the backs of Francisco Alvarez and Pete Alonso’s clutch doubles.
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8/21: Jesse Winker’s first home run as a New York Met is the club’s second walkoff shot in three days, clinching a series victory against the Orioles.
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5/26: Going into the 9th inning down by two, the Mets rally to win and snap their 5 game losing streak thanks to a game tying double from Harrison Bader and a walkoff single from Omar Narvaez, his first and only hit at Citi Field in 2024.
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7/25: Ramon Laureano overruns this ball from Jeff McNeil, giving the Mets a massive 10 inning win over Atlanta, bringing the two into a tie in the NLWC standings.
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7/26: The Mets crush three homers in the third inning against Charlie Morton, and would go onto win 8-4, giving them a one game lead over the Braves.
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7/13: After being snubbed from the 2024 All Star Game, Francisco Lindor and Brandon Nimmo take it personally and propel the Mets to a 5 game win streak vs the Nats and Rockies, capped off by this dagger from Lindor.
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7/1: After coming back from down 2, the Mets outlast the Nationals in 10 innings, helped by two huge homers from JD Martinez and Jose Iglesias.
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9/17: Filling in for the injured Francisco Lindor, Luisangel Acuña hits his first big league home run in just his second ever start in the majors.
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6/14: After both struggles on the mound and an injury, Edwin Diaz records his first save in over a month, clinching the Mets a win vs San Diego.
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9/6: Mark Vientos bookends the series opener vs Cincinnati, with two run homers in the first and tenth to give the Mets their eighth straight win.
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7/7: With the Mets down to their last out of the game vs Aroldis Chapman, Francisco Lindor drives in two to give the Mets the lead with this base hit.
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8/24: Francisco Lindor crushes two home runs, including this grand slam off Michael King, as the Mets get a statement win in San Diego.
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9/16: After two straight disheartening losses in Philly, Starling Marte wins it for the Mets against Washington, their league-best 11th walkoff victory of the year.
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8/7: Francisco Lindor laces a go-ahead base hit in the 9th, willing the Mets to a 5-3 win in Colorado.
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8/29: Less than 24 hours after a seemingly season-ending loss against the Diamondbacks, Jose Iglesias comes through with a game winning hit in the top of the ninth. This allowed the Mets to clinch the season series vs AZ, and began their 9 game win streak.
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9/3: Francsico Lindor becomes the third shortstop in history with 5 or more seasons of 30+ home runs.
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Garrett Stubbs watched his team get fucked all weekend from the bench and couldn’t even be a drunk retard celebrating the division at the end of it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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8/8: Pete Alonso hits two home runs a combined 925 feet as the Mets went on to win the series in Colorado.
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9/18: Brandon Nimmo’s three run homer finishes off a season-best nine run inning for the Mets. They would later add another on Luisangel Acuna’s second home run in two days, paving the way for a 10-0 win and critical sweep of the Nationals.
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9/9: Eddy Alvarez scores the game winning run in his first action with the team, as the Mets secured a huge win in Toronto.
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Sadly nothing compares to the experience of being a New York Mets fan. None of the other 29 teams could even dream of their playoff run being sparked by a fast food mascot and a 35 year old pop star utilityman.
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FUCK BRYCE HARPER
FUCK KYLE SCHWARBER
FUCK TREA TURNER
FUCK NICK CASTELLANOS
FUCK LIAM CASTELLANOS
FUCK ZACK WHEELER
FUCK DOMINIQUE WIFE
FUCK JOEL EMBIID
FUCK TYRESE MAXEY
FUCK JALEN HURTS
FUCK AJ BROWN
FUCK CHEESESTEAKS
FUCK ROCKY
FUCK THE ENTIRE FUCKING CITY OF PHILADELPHIA
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Living in Atlanta for so long does wonders to the brain
Braves grounds crew has the tarp ready on the field given there’s a 50% chance or more of rain tomorrow. Snit brushed off
@mlbbowman
asking about potentially moving the game earlier saying
“I don’t know why we’d do that….You can’t predict the weather.”
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