The Ski Monster
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Skiers refreshing the weather forecast before a ski trip
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Yeah sex is great, but have you ever skied powder mid week?
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Roll Call!
How many skiers on X?
Smash the like button to keep tally.
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When you see your boss at the mountain at noon on a Powder Day after you both said you were working from home.
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When in doubt.
Two more runs skip the last.
Never call last run, ever.
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Yeah sex is great, but have you ever skied powder on a weekday?
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When in doubt.
Two more runs skip the last.
Never call last run, ever.
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📁 Skiing
└📁 East Coast Pow Days
└📁 2023
└⚠️This folder is empty
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Leave work early, go skiing, take Monday off.
Follow me for more mental health advice.
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Having a beer at home at 8am. You have a problem.
Having a beer in a parking lot at 8am. You have a great ski day.
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Nobody will remember:
• your salary
• job title
• how many hours you worked
People will remember:
• That you kept your boots on the longest at aprés
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Skiers when they see a zipper pocket open, think they lost their phone but feel it in their chest pocket
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“Let me slip into something a bit more comfortable”
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Ski math is knowing how many days you have to ski in order to ‘break even’ on your pass
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This is your early reminder to stress less and ski more in 2023.
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Never ask
A woman her age
A man his salary
A skier to go somewhere warm while it’s still ski season
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf but are you ready for
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When in doubt. Two more runs, skip the last. Never call last run, ever.
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When you see your boss at the mountain at noon on a Powder Day after you both said you were working from home.
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Me after seeing the prices of lift tickets at the window
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Looking at your ski gear, as soon as it starts getting cold.
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You’re building wealth to leave your family a financial legacy.
I’m building wealth to afford a PistenBully 800.
We are not the same.
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Struggling to find a gift for that special someone? Can never go wrong with a PistenBully 600 Polar W
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Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever taken off a pair of ski boots at the end of the day?
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Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever flown out west to ski and actually gotten powder?
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Normalize ski dates. Let's go to a waffle cabin, have a chairlift beer, shred good snow and talk about life.
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Looking at your ski gear, as soon as it starts getting cold.
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When you’re in the lift line, but the scanner won’t read your RFID pass
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Life hack: give yourself 6 to 8 hours of alone time, skiing, to mentally prepare for the day
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Nobody will remember:
• your salary
• job title
• how many hours you worked
People will remember:
• That time you didn’t close your ski rack before pulling out of the parking lot
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Life hack: give yourself 6 to 8 hours of alone time, skiing pow, to mentally prepare for the day.
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Me as a therapist: Have you tried going skiing midweek?
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Dear Black Friday:
I don’t need another flat screen TV. I need it to snow like it did in Utah last season except not just Utah, EVERYWHERE.
Thank you,
@TheSkiMonster
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ROLL CALL: Skiers and Snowboarders of twitter.
Smash that like button! ⬇️
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Nobody will remember:
• your salary
• job title
• how many hours you worked
People will remember:
• That one time you put your ski boots on before your ski pants
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Skiers when they see a zipper pocket open, think they lost their phone but feel it in their chest pocket
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The four levels of wealth:
1. No debt
2. No checking prices at restaurants
3. No case on iPhone
4. Checking your ski boots on a flight, not carrying them on
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Normalize ski dates. Let's go to a waffle cabin, have a chairlift beer, shred good snow and talk about life.
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If you’re planning to ski 365 days this year you need to review your priorities.
You should be skiing 366 days. It’s a leap year.
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Me when my boss asks how I’m feeling, after being out “sick”
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Me: “I’m done buying lodge food.”
Lodge chicken fingers:
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Skiers trying to put their cold boots on that were left in the car overnight
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How skiers feel when they travel to go skiing and it snows everyday of their trip.
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You don’t stop skiing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop skiing.
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Am I going to check the forecast 10x per day before a ski vacation?
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‘I skied today’ just hits different Tuesday - Thursday
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I have my ex saved as “Last Run” in my phone
I never call Last Run.
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Guys, please check your kid’s halloween candy. I just found a huge lift line inside a snickers bar.
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It snowed in Vermont
It snowed in Vermont
It snowed in Vermont
It snowed in Vermont
It snowed in Vermont
LETS GO!!!!
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Yeah sex is great, but have you ever checked your weather app and seen snow in the forecast?
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