Dan The Smooth Dork
@TheSickDork
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@Tyrant_Retard It's because redditors aren't considered mentally fit enough to be personally accountable for their actions.
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I want to argue with this but my hair is fantastic and I love my tattooed wife.
all millenials are 30 years old, completely financially destitute, but with intact hairlines and cute but tattooed wifes. all zoomers are 22 years old, have seven figure net worths, but are almost completely bald and have less than a 1% chance of ever finding a wife
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Listen if you want to be an evil henchman we'll hire you, but you've really got to be serious about being an evil henchman.
Ayanna Pressley says Democrats are willing to work with anyone who is serious about censoring the American people. These people are truly insane. Do they even hear themselves?
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RT @waitbutwhy: I still cannot believe that I can: - look at a world map and tap anywhere to zoom in at street level - instantly access a…
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Government boomers' lich phylacteries are sealed away in an ancient subterrainean dungeon
Federal employee retirements are processed using paper, by hand, in an old limestone mine in Pennsylvania. 700+ mine workers operate 230 feet underground to process ~10,000 applications per month, which are stored in manila envelopes and cardboard boxes. The retirement process takes multiple months.
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RT @BossMoz: yea boss i'm taking another sex day, sorry. see you tomorrow. [starts playing balatro]
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@TheUnaButters This case doesn't suggest that fiction affects reality, almost the opposite, it suggests that people who believe fiction affects reality are insane and dangerous.
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Imagine someone in like 2050 watches the first MCU Spider-man movie and then watches the second MCU Spider-man movie and is horribly confused; and then someone tells them yeah in between these two movies Spider-man fought a space god and died.
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RT @VyceVictus: Wait this whole time everybody was like "monkey does cocaine😁" and I didnt see one person mention that the music biopic has…
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@JacobAShell Interestingly, both of these discoveries can alternatively be explained by the 1970s having one or two winters that were cooler than average.
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