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i don’t need “analytics” to tell me anything about 4th round pick daniil chechelev. all i need is to look at his instagram
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now everyone is focused on brady tkachuk, but what about taryn tkachuk? we need to do a better job of centering women
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since the bridge is burned, we’re going to say it: brady is the better son
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the flames have been shutout by two teams this season
1. the colorado avalanche
2. the buffalo sabres
take this as you will
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forgot to tweet this joke: what time is it? 7 past binnington hahahahahahahahha
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the flames have traded sean monahan to a nice couple on a farm upstate. there’s a big field he can run around in, he’ll love it
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milan 1101cic says "get the fuck back on the bench"
- kraydizzle
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brad treliving getting scored on by all the draft picks he never called up
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new hockey rule: if your penalty carries over into the next period, you should have to stay in the box for the entire intermission
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“might be one of the most controversial no goal calls in stanley cup history”
hm i can think of a bigger one,
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matthew loves giordano bullying his younger brother
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give it up for taryn tkachuk on the tkachuk family fan cam
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the flames beat the stars with brady tkachuk in attendance. rick bowness is out as coach. we're checking the fine print, but we believe that this counts as a sens'd em
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the flames are 2-0 when debuting a new jersey this season. the plan: 82 new jerseys
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other goalies: get shot at
daniil chechelev: shoots back
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gaudreau learns that there's no longer glass in the penalty box
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i still think rittich and tkachuk should hug. rt if you agree
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im not in any position to critique someone else’s art but the choices they made for the 1000cic 1000 games painting are a little... curious. imo
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johnny gaudreau signing in columbus: 📉📉📉🫵😂
johnny gaudreau yelling at fn: 🫡🫡🫡📈📈📈
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making this gif extra long just so we can see elias' face
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i don't know why tkachuk has the reputation that he does, he's a pretty generous guy. look, he gave drew doughty a great view of this goal
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the face of a man who doesn’t subscribe to Scorchstack
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scorchstack got an exclusive first look at the kipper jersey retirement banner! 👂
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brady threatened "tarps off" and I am confident that is what fans need right now
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Mikael Backlund
andrew Mangiapane
blake coleMan
3M is back, babyyyyyyy
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all these fake “insiders” saying kadri to calgary. realheads know nothing is true and confirmed unless scorchstack reports it (which we are, kadri to calgary, one yard line, tires being kicked)
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congrats to everyone. here is your new profile pic (must credit scorchstack)
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this counts as acquiring a top six forward. milan lucic for gm
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matthew is grieving because his brother may have rabies and this is how the refs treat him? disgraceful
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sportsnet vs scorchnet. who would you rather have? i think the answer is pretty obvious
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the inaugural scorchstack tre kronor, awarded to the three best swedes of the game
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send this to sens twitter, i would like to do numbers today
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you know when you’re part of an orchestra and someone messes up and goes off beat so you also go off beat even though you’re usually a really good musician?
that’s markstrom seeing smith in net
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you can actually pinpoint the second connor mackey gets murdered.
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you know this was a bad goal when mike smith isn't looking around for a defenceman to blame
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fun flames fact friday!
did you know that the roof of the saddledome is shaped like a saddle? hence the name saddledome. in an interview, the architect mentioned how the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire when your team’s gonna choke when the smoke get higher cause we skate fa
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nikita "is a top-six winger" zadorov crushes man to amusement of fans
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what was lucic saying to the ref during that penalty call? we got an expert to do some lipreading
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white smoke emerging from the dome- indication of a
#trade
coming soon? this is the same way they indicate a new pope, FYI
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i am going to eat this piece of train spaghetti if you do not re-sign michael stone. you have 24 hours
@NHLFlames
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we have prewritten 3,000 jamie benn going down jokes for this afternoon's game and we will be releasing one every hour our demands are not met
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still don’t know what an nft is but we’re selling this as an nft
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this second round matchup is crazy. mark giordano, tj brodie, sam bennett, matthew tkachuk.... imagine all these guys on the same team
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that was for the stanley cup victory, do they know how long that’s been up there
Can't say I ever remember seeing this before: the puck hit the Calgary scoreboard, which dislodged a bit of confetti. The game was paused briefly while they got the (small amount of) confetti off the ice.
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settle a scorchstack group chat debate: where they kissing? it's not really a debate because we all said yes, they were kissing
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what’s up i’m darryl, i’m 62, and i never fuckin learned how to read
I asked Calgary Flames head coach Darryl Sutter today if he'd read Tyler Toffoli's recent story in The Players' Tribune that mentioned his coaching approach in Los Angeles.
Sutter's answer, paraphrased:
"I did not read it. Most of the stories I read are in the Bible."
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no scorchstack today, here’s why:
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you gotta love the confidence darryl sutter has in matthew tkachuk 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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