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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
“Join football expert Mod’s private messaging group to talk about the beautiful game” 😭😭😭
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@TheRealJamDog
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3 years
Big Rom witnessed 2 games of Hudson-Odoi at LW and said fuck this ya'll I'm outta here
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@TheRealJamDog
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4 years
Goals in 20/21 season: Abraham 6 Jorginho 6 Mount 5 Werner 5 Zouma 4 Giroud 4 Silva 2 Hudson Odoi 2 Chilwell 2 Havertz 1 Pulisic 1 Ziyech 1 Actually embarrassing 😭😭
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
I still believe in Pulisic 👍
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1 year
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1 year
Disasi is looking like a poor signing and from what I gather a lot of people saw this coming, yikes.
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@TheRealJamDog
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4 years
Journalists can’t get anywhere near Kovacic as he is so press resistant
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@TheRealJamDog
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1 year
Comfortably the worst player I've ever seen live. Never even looked fast. When he pulled out of that 1 on 1 against Plymouth last season everyone in east upper was raging
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Chelsea misses this Man 😭
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
Why is Ross Barkley still at the club in big 2022
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
Kante cannot pass a football, Kovacic is clear in all departments
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
@ShaunlfcT @ClinicalKai -knocked you out at your own stadium last season
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
Christensen masterclass on international women’s day?
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@TheRealJamDog
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4 years
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
8 months
@visualries Womp womp
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
1 year
My mom asked me if I did the dishes. I yelled "Thiago Silva !" She smiled. She knew they were washed.
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@TheRealJamDog
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3 years
He’s actually a LM 🤣🤣
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
6 months
@elsdawg @Antss1j Was he watching chillwell defend
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
Lube Them In Diass 🤪🤪
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
Told you
@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
I’m telling you all right now Rüdiger is scoring today. Place your bets, do whatever you need to do. It’s happening whether you like it or not
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
10 months
@reigns_era WRESTLEMANIA SPOILER: 🚨 Roman starts the match early and Cody gets counted out during his entrance. Ridge Holland then appears and RKO's him. Starting a 3 year long feud
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@TheRealJamDog
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2 years
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
Unsustainable. Defenders only score. No creativity. Back 3 tax. Tucheliban. Will be exposed soon.
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
It fucking hurts going from watching him perform football art each game to headless chickens like Salah and Sterling tripping over their own feet
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
5 at the back low block tax 🤬🤬
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
I'm ordering Werner an ancestry test. Even if he's 1% african he's going to AFCON TONIGHT
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
Is there COVID restrictions on attending Man City games? It’s dead quiet, crowd may aswell not be there
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
Yes Brighton missed two penalties but you have to ask why potter doesn’t make them do their run ups differently their strikers aren’t good enough to score with that much time to think
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
1 year
Reece 🥺 that 8.7 without any g/a....
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
Azpilicueta getting ready for the meeting
@theMadridZone
Madrid Zone
4 years
🚨| Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson has called an emergency meeting of the Premier League captains to discuss a response to ESL. @MikeKeegan_DM via @AbsoluteChelsea #rmalive
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
2 years
If you genuinely rate kepa you deserve unimaginable PAlN
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
Half of these are Toni lmao, master at bullying the opposition
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4 years
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
Salah has gone 3/18 dribbles in last 4 games. That’s a 16.6% success rate.
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
1 year
@Bub3m16 Roman wins via a solo interference
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
I’m telling you all right now Rüdiger is scoring today. Place your bets, do whatever you need to do. It’s happening whether you like it or not
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
9 months
@SeanDOlfc Salah against those 2018 and 2019 Napoli lowblocks
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
CFCPYS JUST ASKED PETR CECH TO FOLLOW BACK ON TWITTER SKSKSKSKSKSKS
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
If this is Werner he is scuffing a cross with no power into Cathcart who clears it easily
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
@SeanDOlfc Mane and Salah have never scored against Chelsea with rudiger on the pitch. In 6 attempts....
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
Absolute monster performance, 6/7 duels won. 3/3 dribbles, 3 tackles......
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
Night games at the bridge are so much better than midday/ 3pm games. The atmosphere is always 10x better. The man city game earlier on in season was trash
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4 years
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@TheRealJamDog
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3 years
It is understood that Tuchel informed Lukaku this morning that he would be playing in a front two alongside Timo Werner Vs Liverpool on Sunday. The Belgian stormed out of the room shouting "nah man you dudes trippin man's 28 I'm not playing" [ @SkySport via @FabrizioRomano ]
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
Rudiger is built different 😭😭
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Jämie
4 years
CFCPys is leading the protest here at the Britannia gate #cfc
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
Rudiger is still the only player to score against Christensen since tuchel arrived 👍
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
7 months
@WrestleOps Cody Rhodes is so cringe and boring
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
Give me freedom Give me fire Blame the miss on Mané Or I retire
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
Sleep well bitch
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@TheRealJamDog
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3 years
Back4diger 😄😄
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
Matt Law in the past 18 hours has revealed a training confrontation between Rüdiger and Kepa, an argument between our captain and James and now Tammy Abraham being upset over not starting. Find the mole, fire him. And get that toxic, balding old man far away from this club.
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
Chelsea fans chanted “you’re fucking shit” directly to Bakayoko but sing the timo werner song EVERY GAME
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
City are using their players to sell tickets 😭
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3 years
City fans… I have 4 tickets that I bought for the game tonight that I no longer need.. Does anyone in Manchester that couldn’t get a ticket want 2 tickets? I will give out 2 sets of 2??
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
The future of boxing is Jake Paul. Jake has the speed of Tyson and the power of Lennox Lewis and I think he deserves a Championship fight. I genuinely don’t see anyone beating him in the foreseeable future and it really is a tribute to his hard work and dedication.
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
Champions league nights aren’t for everyone
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
Azpilicueta checking himself out in his laptop camera then out of nowhere Jordan Henderson suddenly appears in a zoom call
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me Burnley at home Or I retire
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Jämie
1 year
Notice how quiet Goldberg is on Mount right now.... no reptiles out t-shirt for forcing a move to Man Utd?
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
10 months
@cw_033 Take Sterling
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
Let’s get this win and this green rating! #hustle #sheffield
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5 months
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
Back to back MOTM’s?
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3 years
hope he starts next week
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3 years
I booed so angrily and passionately at Morata today, I think I’ve lost my voice. I didn’t celebrate any of the goals as I didn’t want to waste any energy
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
This is what Luis Suarez and Felix are seeing right now.... RUDIGULAG
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Jämie
3 years
@SeanDOlfc MOTM at Anfield last season 👍
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3 years
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
LETS GOOOOO CHAMP
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4 years
Journalists can’t get anywhere near Kovacic as he is so press resistant
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3 years
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@TheRealJamDog
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3 years
Captain. Leader. Legend.
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3 years
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3 years
Pretty one come my waaaaaay
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
“We’ve got Dictatorjorgi now who wants to know whether an advanced 4-1-2-3 gegenpress hyper physical hierarchy based diplomatic positional based philosophy will impact the #buildup phase with 2 controlled intravenous parallel mezzala registas creating passing options”
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Jämie
3 years
What does Werner do here?
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2 years
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1 year
@Yerdas_out Aston villa debut
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
3 years
@PoliticsForAlI Rubbish, look at Australia and New Zealand, no cases and no restrictions. This decision will overrun the NHS and destroy lives. I am in full support of mask wearing, Social distancing and national lockdowns!!!!!
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
4 years
Maguire and Lindelof struggling against Wood? Not our defenders 👍
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
11 months
@reigns_era 😭😭😭 AEW is so bad it's embarrassing
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@TheRealJamDog
Jämie
9 months
Hitler, Chilwell, Silva in a room. You have 2 bullets
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3 years
@FabrizioRomano I was in an Italian restaurant and wanted to order penne with tomato sauce. So I say to the waiter "des pen ..." when suddenly a Portuguese bodybuilder jumps from his chair shouting "PENALTY? GIVE ME" The whole restaurant was scared Shame on you Pristiano Penaldo
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Jämie
4 years
I’ll update the rudigulag after every game 👍
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3 years
Mane and Salah have never scored against Chelsea with Rüdiger on the pitch, in 6 attempts.
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Sean
3 years
when its not a back 3 which Tuchel went to because your defenders are fcking terrible, all of them
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3 years
Will Conte get booed or clapped at Stamford bridge in January?
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3 years
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3 years
@CFCPys @AlexGoldberg_ @matissearmani Christopher Columpys is travelling the GLOBE, getting ashore on new islands which once claimed by natives - are now named after Columpys. Columpys is looking for transfer news to steal and claim as his own! Where is he headed to next? Who knows! Only Columpys knows
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3 years
Written in the stars ✨
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11 months
@CFCDaily "90+14" uno
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9 months
@SeanDOlfc Ancelotti?
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4 years
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3 years
I can’t even lie it’s sad seeing Christensen on 80 when that boulder bodied grass eating stripper dog is 87. I back my Chelsea players and I can’t tolerate this any longer. My anger towards lube them in Diass has reached a NEW LEVEL
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Jämie
4 years
Is there any point trying to press Antonio Rüdiger?
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Jämie
3 years
@King_Kevin100 @UTDMoh_ I’m leaving this
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2 years
@CFCPys Rice been going too hard
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9 months
@idoxvi "Christensen"
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3 years
Hudson odoi 4 goals in 66 PL games Werner 7 goals in 44 PL games Havertz 6 goals in 41 PL games Ziyech 3 goals in 33 PL games
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4 years
MY FUCKIN CB 😭😭
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