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@TheRealDisla

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Loyal Mets fan , Loyal Knicks fan, Loyal Giants fan , WILT CHAMBERLIN 🤣 #MAMBAFOREVER

Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2016
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
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I love @lilyachty for this verse , this shit hits home 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
Can you guys believe that my timeline is filled with Yankee fans tweeting about the METS ???!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 Houston just hit a walk off against ya why are you mad at the Mets ? 😂
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@TheRealDisla
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
My stomach after I drink milk
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
I been saying it , Spongebob NEVER made a bad track . All his songs deadass slapped . Victory ??? Slapppp , Gary Come Home ??? Slapppppp . This Kitchen Not the Sameee , withhhhoutttt youuu?? SLAPPPPPPPPPP
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
I know my grandma smiling mad hard right now , love you , miss you , everything for you mama ❤️ #ClassOf2019
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
If @STR0 likes or responds to my tweet I will buy a Marcus Stroman Black Jersey when it comes out 🔥🔥
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
Lease for my first apartment signed . Blessed 🙏🏽
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
6 years
Lmfaooooooo this is deadass top3 best videos of 2018 hands down 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
People think I’m upset we quarantined. Bro I am healthy and I got to love another year of life. I get to wake up everyday and be a better person. You know how many people don’t make it to 24? I’m fucking blessed man cheers to more life Happy birthday to me 🙏🏽❤️
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
ALL MY BUSHWICK HEADS , WE GOTTA GET HER SIGNED 😂🔥
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
Unemployment people are deadass living their best life shit crazy 😂
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
Son put up Kawame Brown numbers and wanna be treated like Jordan 🤣
I’m crying at Ben Simmons stinking it up in the playoffs then requesting a trade like he’s a star LMAOOO
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
For anyone who knows me knows how much I love my father with all my heart and soul & after 25 years we finally got to go to a baseball game together. Bought him a jersey & a hat & even though the Mets lost I’ll always remember this. My heart and soul man Happy Sunday everyone❤️❤️
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
You? Last time i had sex was last decade bro smh
@MarkiMark_
Marki
5 years
Last time I had sex was last year... that’s crazy.
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
Got my own car and moved out all in 1 month 🙏🏽 the marathon continues 🏁
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
1 year
Lmfaoooooo Nigga made ballsack cookies
@paycoachk
ᴄᴏᴀᴄʜ #stackszn
1 year
tried to make some heart cookies 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
Jose Reyes mentioned me in his story and responded 😭😭😭😭 sweating right now
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO !!!! #NewYorkForever
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@TheKnicksWall
The Knicks Wall
3 years
Knicks fans. drop a pic of your playoff attire for tonight ⬇️
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
My whole year has been made ❤️ @lamelaza_7
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
6 years
I cant name you anything worst than riding on a train cart with highschool kids , jesus
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
She isnt even playing online , shawty playing computer on easy cause she woulda been got smoked moving around slow like that 😂
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
1 year
Stay Melo forever 🫱🏾‍🫲🏻🫱🏾‍🫲🏻🫱🏾‍🫲🏻🫱🏾‍🫲🏻
@ctrlnarrative
CTRL the Narrative
1 year
🚨CP, BRON AND D-WADE GIVE MELO HIS FLOWERS AT ESPYS🚨 (h/t @espn ) #MeloForever
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
6 years
Yup , walking into 2019 with $4 , right on cue
@UknowtheVibe
Hood Hero
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“WALKING INTO 2019 LIKE “
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
I don’t even miss clubbing , I miss regular shit like going out to eat, walks in the park , going to the mall . You know , regular shit 😔
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
GET FAMILIA OFF THE METS GET FAMILIA OFF THE METS GET FAMILIA OFF THE METS GET FAMILIA OFF THE METS GET FAMILIA OFF THE METS GET FAMILIA OFF THE METS GET FAMILIA OFF THE METS GET FAMILIA OFF THE METS GET FAMILIA OFF THE METS GET FAMILIA OFF THE METS GET FAMILIA OFF THE METS
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
Last night i had some left over from Buffalo Wild Wings , as I walked I seen a homeless man sleeping at a bus stop . Instantly gave it to him and got him a bottle of water and gave him $10. That smile he gave me hasnt left my mind since last night. Always help the less fortunate
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
Damn , Romeo dropped some fire , Drake and Future dropping What A Time To Be Alive 2 , maybe Summer 19 will be just as good as Summer 16
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
I’m so proud of myself for everything I have achieved given the circumstances I’ve been in. God bless
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
This corona shit is fucking a lot of things up , 2020 deadass been TERRIBLE
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Disla
4 years
That Controlla summer was legendary
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
3 years ago today I went to a club to celebrate my bday and someone came thru , help decided which bottles we were getting , ordered hookahs , to then tell me all he got is $20 😐
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
I hate the Mets with all my heart and soul for what they did to me this year but god I love this team 😭❤️ til next year boys
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
When you ask shawty what she wants to eat vs when she actually makes up her mind
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
City boyz - 168 Hot Girls - 3
@mangu201
toto con habichuela
5 years
smh ya hot girls doing bad
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
Special birthday shoutout to my youngest niece Kensley ❤️ only the lord knows how much I love you . I’d give my life for you forever ❤️🙏🏽 tio always got you
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
Congratulations on my cousin swindling some girl to marry him so he can get his papers , seen you soon primo ❤️🙏🏽
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Disla
4 years
Love being expressed through actions
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
Destroying business that people have worked so hard for just cause y’all wanna loot. Disgusted. I thought NY was better than that but y’all not.
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
My barber calls me when hes leaving to DR 2 weeks in advance , he gave me free haircuts my birthday month , left his house one day just to gimmie a shapeup , man cares bout me foh 😂
@kvllytrippin
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Ya care about ya barbers so much and I promise you they don’t care about ya at all .
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO YANKEE FANS STILLL TALKING ABOUT THE METS , HELLO THE ASTROS JUST WALKED OFF TO THE WORLD SERIES WHY ARE U MAD AT THE NEW YORK METS ?????
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
1 year
😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️
@NYPD77Pct
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1 year
Our Neighborhood Coordination Officers Melendez and Perez, together with Patrol Officers March and Disla, responded to a 911 call on Valentine's Day in which their investigation led to the apprehension of an assailant that was in possession of this loaded firearm.
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Disla
3 years
After 25 years , me and my dad are finally going to a baseball game together. I’m so happy ❤️
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
I FUCKING LOVE NEW YORK , FUCK OUTTA HERE W ALL THAT SHIT MOE WE DONT DO THAT OUT HERE
@TiffanyGosling
tiff🧚🏻‍♀️
5 years
They found the guy that tried snatching up that girl on the 6 train. WATSON AVE YOU HEARRRDDD!!!!
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
Everyone who clowned me about the Mets , you were right , we fucking suck
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
Fellas , stop viewing sex toys as competitors and start viewing them as teammates
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
How many of yall ever had to make $20 last for 2 weeks ?
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
Alicia Keys and Usher - IT STARTED WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER YOU WERE MYYYY , MYYYYY Me :
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
Enjoy this beautiful picture of my niece .
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
Got arrested in DR lmaooooooo shit is crazy moe
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
All essential workers who worked through the pandemic and never stopped working should get $400 extra on each check man 😴
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
SUITE VIBES WITH THE BROS , LETS FUCKING GO METS OVER YOUR MOTHER 🔥🔥🔥
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
Words will never explain how much I love my father . Happy Birthday to him ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
Man I cannot wait until Mets start plying again 🙏🏽 greatest fanbase in New York , livest fanbase on twitter . Team full of guys who enjoy and have fun playing the game. Love them boys #LFGM 🔥 @Mets
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
My cousin side piece posted herself on his IG story while he was drunk so he deleted his Instagram 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
Woman are extra horny on their period and I dont mind ketchup on my hotdog
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
Happy Dominican Independence Day to all my people 🔥🔥🔥
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
Before you try & trap a nigga remember : A kid dont keep a man
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Disla
5 years
Na yo this is mad cute 😭😭😭😭😭
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
You talking spicy baby
@PlayStationUK
PlayStation UK
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Will you stand me up or lay me down? 👀
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
I been screen shotting alot of tweets by Yankee fans. If they lose tonight Im posting and tagging all the motherfuckers that was talking so stay tune , oh and @ElYobani2 i want my $100 ima be at your crib tomorrow i know you off of work too
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
The Mets are the most exciting team in MLB rn and Im so happy
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
RJ Barret almost had a triple double , but no one is talking about it 😂😂😂😂😂 I love it yo I really do
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
You gotta take 2 trains and a bus to grab her hair wit that long ass back
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
Bleeker Deli & Grill 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
2 years
Mets are literally a 100 win team . We have the defending champs in our divison you can’t be mad at the Mets season considering how the last 6 years have went . Let’s buckle the fuck up and root for our team man
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
#junebugchallenge 😂😂😂😂
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
When bae say she on birth control
@iamiave
mimi
5 years
how could you NOT love cannolis ? omg
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
I’m very thankful for myself. I have been down bad to the point of almost no return but I prospered and continued to look at the road ahead and never gave up on my dreams and now it’s all becoming reality . Happy thanksgiving y’all ❤️
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
Take a second everyone and just say a prayer . Amen.
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Disla
4 months
Spending time with my son is the greatest gift ever , happy birthday to me 💙
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
Toy Story 4 was deadass sad 😭 feel like my entire childhood is ending
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
This is what I’m saying , we have SUFFERED
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
If you gonna do me and favor and throw it in my face I’m all the way good 🙏🏽
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
Never fucking apologize for being yourself , if people don’t like how you act , how you look , how you speak then that just means those aren’t your fucking people , don’t change who you are to match your surroundings , pick better surroundings and be yourself
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
Ladies , one thing you should NEVER do is go through your boyfriends group chat with his boys.
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Disla
5 years
I will always love my city JUHURD
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
Perks of living alone is the peace and quiet you get >>>>>
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
Vaccinated or not , please stop fucking wearing jeans to the gym
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
Just got a PlayStation 5 bundle with extra controller for $500 so all you resellers SUCK MY DICK
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
7 years
Today I graduated with my associates 🙏🏽🔥 next up my Bachelors then NYPD 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
LETS FUCKING GO !!!!!!!! I GOT YOU BRO 😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Marcus Stroman
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@TheRealDisla Need the receipt.
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
How it started VS how it’s going 🙏🏽
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@Elaineex4
E L A I N E💙
4 years
How it started VS how it’s going Missing my G35 tho 🥺
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
6 years
Hope everyone has a great school year , lets get these degrees ya’ll and succeed 🙏🏽
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
Please open the eyebrow spots , y’all females starting to look like Anthony Davis
@Nataliecuellar9
Nat🇵🇷🐐
4 years
Plz open the barbershops these Mfs ugly 😳
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
Got my Mets tickets for opening day and April 1st 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 METS GAMES ALL SUMMER LONG IM READY 😋😍
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
6 years
If anyone ever needs anyone to talk to , to hear them out , or just simply wanna blow off stem and let something go Im one dm away Im always all ears and Id be more than willing to hear you and give you my advice , Amen to all have a great night yall
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
4 years
I will never forgive the year 2020 for taking Kobe Bryant & Gigi Bryant , shit still hurts man rest easy Mamba & Mambacita forever 🐍❤️
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
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PLEASE BRING BACK THIS GAME
@BRWalkoff
B/R Walk-Off
3 years
Bring back Slugfest 🙏 This game was WILD 😂 @BRGaming
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Disla
5 years
Eating your girl out til she cum >>
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
1 year
Dr vs Pr tomorrow is gonna be a fucking classic yo
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Disla
4 years
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
3 years
Damn the love I’m getting at my job cause it’s my last day really speaks highly about the kind of person I am 🙏🏽 grateful for everything
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Disla
3 years
Shoutout to all my hard working people who wake up at 5am
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Disla
5 years
Sometimes I wonder what ever happen to all the people Ive given wrong directions too
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Disla
3 years
I hope you all have a life outside of work because the ones who don’t are so miserable . Hope they find happiness one day 🙏🏽❤️
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Disla
3 years
UM JUAN ENCARNACION?!!!!! THE FUCK
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Disla
6 years
You so bad Im bouta come over and clean that mess for u , no charge
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@TheRealDisla
Disla
5 years
These views from my job are amazing 🔥
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