Making Stephen Colbert laugh might be the highlight of my year. Thanks for catching this @SchenkelTown!

@KFidds Finnnne.

@KFidds Sources tell me this’ll be a done deal on Valentine’s Day. Quote me. Get the shirts ready.

@lyde703 He hypes her up in a way that makes you forget that he’s a highly accomplished tech executive.

@RichardERoeper It’s only a matter of time before he raps.

@PrazMaster Said the exact same thing last night. If you can’t strike out on a stud and have your back up plan be a 40-year-old. It’s laughable that this is even plausible.

@KFidds @obvious_shirts I’ll co-sign with a retweet. 😂

@KFidds If you break the Bregman news you’ll get your own @obvious_shirts. Just saying…

@mrdj13 @WestLoopTom This is how I found out why the Bulls were trending.

@SubxNews Tell me you don’t know about the pedway without telling me you don’t know about the pedway. It’s below zero and there’s a heated walkway to all cta stations and the MP metra station under city hall. 🤡🤡🤡

@roywoodjr @WestLoopTom

@Sam_Eye_M @iamBrittanyv We’re both Anns in this instance

Sports betting apps need an over/under on how many hard r’s were in that joke.

@fromthe108 @ankinlaw @CHSN__ @MySoxSummer @chorizy @MrDelicious13 LOL @HawleySports

@mattlindner You did this at 40. 😂

@PrazMaster Hahahahaha yes

*Those. Dammit.