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Sightsnoozing with Our Daughter: A series.
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“If a famous man goes to a football game and the cameras show him it’s ok because he’s a fan. But if Taylor Swift goes to a Chiefs game it’s bad because she only cares about publicity, but if she doesn’t go it means that she is an awful girlfriend who doesn’t support her man.”
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When Joe Exotic is trending and it seems like Tiger King was way longer ago than it actually was
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My favorite presidential pet thing is when George HW Bush wrote a memo to not feed his dog Ranger while he roamed the White House because the dog was getting too fat from the treats
Will never not be wild to me that in the most important government building in America they let pets just kind of roam around and do whatever
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The fact an ER can be “in network” for your health insurance but the ER doctor you have no say in being assigned can be “out of network” for your health insurance
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The toddler just ate part of a crayon so how does this work? Is she like already in the Marines now or will a recruiter be reaching out?
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@onebadams
@KellyScaletta
I knew a guy who went to Blinn and constantly would talk about “when I went to school in College Station” playing it off like it was A&M
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@lingerie_addict
I recently saw this look on display at an exhibit at Kensington Palace and it is amazing up close
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Twitter: The Appalachians are older than fish! How neat is that?!
TikTok: You WILL get murdered by some paranormal creature in Appalachia. If you hear a noise from the trees, no you didn’t.
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@MeCookieMonster
My toddler tried to feed you salad the other day. You did not seem excited.
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I just saw a TikTok saying that if your job cannot afford to pay you enough to live within 20 min of your work location then they cannot afford to operate in that location and they expect you to subsidize them through your unpaid commute and dang yea that’s a great way to put it
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Someone online said that Joel Osteen looks like Martin Short trying to be Tim Allen and I
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Dearest toddler, not every person you see in an army uniform is Daddy.
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How the hell do Army socks start out the same green and end up 10 different shades of greens after one wash?!
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A PSA for married soldiers going TDY or doing a rotation somewhere kinda neat:
Probably a terrible idea to brag about the vacation-y side of things (tourism, fancy meals, getting drinks, etc) to your spouse who is stressed and managing all the craziness back home solo
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~ at senior spouse coffee ~
“Ok everyone write down your best advice for military life!”
The other spouses: *lots of well thought out advice about taking care of yourself and embracing what you can in the chaos*
Me: “Always check uniform pockets for pens :)”
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@ohJuliatweets
See also: People saying fast food is for high schoolers, yet they also want to stop at fast food places during the school day?
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So anyway today the baby peed on the battalion commander’s couch at his house.
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In case y’all want to continue to be mad about military spouse employment...
I just learned that Humphreys is looking for “volunteer” dental assistants among spouses.
Hire them. Pay them.
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@clhubes
Our 3yo saw a Newfoundland for the first time yesterday and called it a “dog bear” so I think the lines are a little blurry at times (she’s not wrong because they are kinda like bears)
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Me, oblivious to this whole thing: Are they not Brazil nuts?? Are they not actually Brazilian? Or do Brazilians not like that it’s called that? I guess that may be bad if they didn’t?
*scrolls* oh… OH NO
"aMeRiCA isN't A rACisT cOUnTRy!!!1"
Oh yeah? What does your grandma call these?
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Motion to make this the official PCS season anthem 😂😂😂
Seriously this is the most amazing thing I’ve seen in awhile. I felt every word in my bones.
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If you weren’t a person who had patience for your sloppy drunk friends in college, I do not recommend having a toddler
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Lmao saw a TikTok of a lady who drug tested for her 1st job out of the military & she expected the receptionist to watch her pee so it got awkward & many comments said they did the same
So military friends… you know that a drug test isn’t a spectator sport in real life, right?
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So today someone learned how to climb up a ladder when he was pupset I was on the slide without him.
Cc:
@darth
@dog_rates
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A question because I always hear about officer wives demanding to be saluted but literally none of the officer wives I’ve met are the type of person who would do this.
So like did it happen once & then became the stereotype for all of us or is this actually a frequent thing?
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I am not entirely sure why this is it... but I'm not mad. Surprised it isn't mermaid related though.
#FirstGifComesUpForYourName
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@clhubes
I saw her tweet yesterday and thought it was the most brilliant idea I’ve seen in awhile
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Why do baby clothes have pockets?
WHAT ARE BABIES PUTTING IN THEIR POCKETS?!?
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Toddlers can subsist on just cheese, fruit, and goldfish, right?
Because that seems to be all she will reliably eat.
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@darth
So do people just @ you in pictures of their dogs? Because here is Rudder being particularly helpful with chores.
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It’s sad that it needs to be said but:
Husbands, just fill your wife’s Christmas stocking.
Like it is so easy to just get some of her favorite candies, some little tchotchkes, maybe some comfy socks and/or lip balm. She shouldn’t be the only one with an empty stocking.
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@suchaCoffeeCat
@Josephmorgan96
@Jen_Syl
This. Love my sapphire engagement ring my husband gave me. When he was shopping for it he asked me what I liked and I told him not a diamond
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My story isn’t even too bad, but I thought it was inappropriate.
When I was in grad school, one of my HS teachers found out I was pursuing my MPA and told me I should go into lobbying because lawmakers are easily swayed by attractive girls.
I didn’t continue the conversation.
Ex teachers or professors who contact their former female students like this need to be gone
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We told the toddler her children’s Tylenol was “Lightning McQueen medicine” and she slammed it, licked the remaining amount, and said “KACHOW” so anyway I’m scared of her
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@emmylanepotter
Like they DEFINITELY don’t need to touch Singin in the Rain, but imagine them teaming up like Gene Kelly and Donald O’Connor in it???
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So the question is: Overpay a bit to go on the MWR bus trip to Cologne for Christmas markets and not have to personally deal with driving and parking or just suck it up and drive?
Mainly I just hate driving and parking in this area especially during big events like markets 😂
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Husband finally got orders! So now it’s finally feeling real that we will be moving to the Netherlands next month!
🇰🇷➡️🇳🇱
But also time to start the official pre-OCONUS move stress
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So not only did Littler Mermaid pee on the battalion commander’s couch as a newborn, she threw part of a croissant at a general’s wife today.
Military brats, amirite?
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People like to rag on mil spouse pages, but there are some serious issues that come up and the communities band together to help.
Apparently the WIC office on Humphreys is closed until further notice and several families are scrambling to figure out how to feed their babies.
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She lives in TX. Like if you want to have dinner from a gas station at least go to Buc-ee’s where they have legit food.
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When other spouses are talking about wearing their husband’s branch color for events but your husband is signal
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Every time I log into LinkedIn I am confused at what LinkedIn is trying to be
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I woke up with an intense craving for brownies and asked in the pregnancy FB group if anyone had brownie mix they weren’t using and a complete stranger delivered a box of brownie mix, pre-measured oil, and eggs to the quarantine facility and I think she may be an angel 😭😭
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Army guys know they can get a husky or GSD and not name it Odin, Loki, Thor, or Tyr.... right?
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@daisykpgardner
I never thought about how very different career day experiences are around the country. Students from my school weren’t even aware that TV writing would be an option. I think we just got military, nursing, and construction?
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Official Army Ball photo came in 🥰
A nice thing about when there is on site childcare you can have your kiddo in the fancy photo
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You know you were a
@sarahdessen
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http://t.co/mr5URwwsJC
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@pptsapper
Look there is a problem that you are overlooking. There are hardcore swifties who spend time cracking codes and secret messages and discussing all over the internet so there will never opsec again
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@clhubes
Can we also talk about how these 3yos wanna play things like hotel/ice cream shop/grocery store/restaurant/etc but they overcharge and have terrible customer service? This girl is getting a 1 star review on Yelp because I was told to sleep on the floor 3x
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Can y’all replace Burger King on Army bases?
Whataburger first expanded outside of Texas in 1959! Now we are in 14 states. Where would you like to see us next? 👀
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“You can use your volunteer experience as a military spouse on your resume.”
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@battleborngoali
I don’t understand the thought process that leads to one thinking that is the way to promote themselves to any potential partners??
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When they separate males and females in school for “sex ed”, what exactly is it that they teach males?
I remember learning about male anatomy. Do they just not talk female anatomy/menstruation?
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Anyway based on the discourse about BH again, here is my official Twitter proposal for the mil to create a program that pays for training/credentialing of mil spouses in mental health fields & having talent pool worldwide that doesn’t require going through USAJobs every PCS
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A petition to rebrand all the free labor provided by mil spouses as “Unpaid Internships” for DoD.
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My in laws brought 100 HEB tortillas to us in The Netherlands and I AM SO HAPPY
There shall be breakfast tacos!
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Didn’t they find multiple sets of remains at Fort Hood looking for Vanessa Guillen?
Morbid question time.
Has there ever been a case where ‘human remains found in search for missing person’ and it turned out to be the remains of someone else entirely?
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@UVAnthonyCSCS
@FPWellman
I’ve said this for awhile. At least going through the vetting process would require disclosure and explanation of potential issues. Finances usually are one of the biggest problems.
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This just made me cry. Good job Burger King.
Burger King just released one of the best anti-bullying PSAs I've ever seen
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Once again wondering how long until I get kicked out of the senior spouse group chat, this time because they are talking about wearing orange because it’s the signal color and I dropped this
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Someone in the spouse page really trying to bring 5 cats and 3 dogs to Korea
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Your spouse is probably happy you are getting some rest from your stressful job, but your spouses also start resenting you somewhat due to solo parenting, work, sicknesses/pregnancy, needing their own break and having no support
And yes, they complain about you on spouse pages
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Things like this are so funny to me because go to any Starbucks at Fort Bragg once PSL drops and see how many tough looking SF guys are ordering fancy drinks.
Why is the stereotype that you can’t be manly and drink anything but black coffee?
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@tisaiahcho
Also it is interesting seeing the same people who “support the troops” complain about people on WIC/SNAP being lazy etc and yet many military families rely on those programs as well
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Lord give me the strength to deal with the people at the Commissary and PX on payday weekend.
Amen.
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So anyway, just be mindful that your spouse may be eating chicken nuggs for the 3rd time that week when you send pics of a tomahawk & cocktails or that they are on their 10th episode of Paw Patrol that day while you’re at the beach & do something nice for them when you get back.
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Unpopular Opinion
We should stop asking people to provide a “fun fact” about themselves for ice breakers or biography snap shots.
It’s awful for people who are overly analytical, have social anxiety, and/or genuinely don’t think there is anything “fun” about them.
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Imagine being a senator of a state with some of the biggest military bases, including one that recently renamed a gate in honor of a murdered female soldier, and thinking that the Russian military is better because of an ad for the US Army showcases a personal story of a soldier.
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