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The way I’m laughing at this question.😭😭 when am I never not broke?????
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I am really wearing this cap and gown 😭😭 I am finally free from LUTH and Unilag 😭
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Deji will use stroll and kill these babe 😂😂😂 “Can we take a stroll?”
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Some of you would just take your phones, open twitter and start tweeting nonsense.
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A THREAD
I just remembered the time my friend and I got beaten inside BRT😭.
After waking up by 6am, just so I can get to the BRT bus stops by 7am for somewhere that I needed to be like by 12pm. I sha got to the bus stop earlier than my friend because that one lives
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Starting a job the night before the deadline because that’s when your creative mind works best.
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Before you DM me please, I have no source of income. My only source of income is school allowance, and Unilag doesn’t want me to go to school. So I have no money.
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My father wanted to get married to my mum’s best friend but the best friend said no, so my mum shot her shot. Ladies shoot your shot!
My mum rejected my dad about 3 times before he got her. Today is there 31st anniversary❤️ mandem never give up keep shooting your shot!
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Kiss Daniel knows how to get to the parents. I remember that year when my mum couldn’t stop singing Laye😭
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Each time I get tired, I just remember that these people slapped my friend because she was a writer and she used an iPhone.
#EndSARS
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The yahoo boy fashion has infiltrated Lagos market. I just want to buy plain Tees not Burberry and LV please.
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I don’t understand this negative marking of a thing. You’re subtracting because I dey guess??? Na your guess???
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@ojuokoisaac
It must not reopen. They can send us our slides and call us for exam when it is time. I don’t want to see my lecturers at all
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Plenty rapist dey that Luth sha. Supporting rape and threatening to stop someone from graduating because they called you out on your bs.
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The body I should have had😪 but my mum thought it was okay to let a 2 month old baby taste Amala.😭😭😭
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M)afo- Naira Marley
E)go-Sarz & WurlD
R)ora- reekado banks
C)ausing trouble- Oxlade
Y)ummy- Justin Bieber
A)yo - Chris Brown & Tyga
Y)ou thought wrong - Tory Lanez
O)ga - Psycho YP
D)rip too hard - Lil Baby & Gunna
E)lectric - Wizkid
J)erry Sprunger - Tory Lanez
I) can fvcking tell - SAINt JHN
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😂😂 Glue sticks made in Nigeria big scam, tried using to make a phone case before, I made phone pali😧
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@inkpharm
@oxladeofficial
I’ve come out of the closet Cynthia 😪😪 Now a die hard Oxlade fan. Ha noooooooo
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I want to make my parents proud but this school is just doing me gbas gbos😭😭😭
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After watching this documentary about Nigeria, all I can say is we cannot stop fighting.
#EndSARS
Buhari has always and would always be a tyrant.
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I always feel sad for people that cannot dance. Like confam sounds are blasting the speakers and your body cannot comply😭😭😭😭😭 it must be sad.
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Let it come and go abeg
I’m tired of seeing packages I know I won’t get.
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*Screaming internally* it’s good that they’ve called off strike but my brain is practically empty 😭😭😭😭
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@LeoKolade
My aunty told me there was plenty money in the course, she didn't tell about the stress level!. 100% blinded by money
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Moral of the story is Women aren’t safe on the streets. Buy a taser, knife, or have methylated spirit in a bottle today.
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Phone keeps beeping
Me: *Checks notifications*
+234..........: 📷
+234..........: 📷
+234...........:📷
+234...........:📷
+234...........:📷
My heart : ye ye ye somebody save me fhghhgjjjeuwfgwhuuujiii
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My brother that eats like tractor pusher is telling us that he thinks he might have ulcer😂😂
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How my reading overnight goes
10:00pm- 12:00am : plays with phone
12:00-12:30am : Activates seriousness, Reading begins
12:30-1:00am : Battles sleep
1:00-2:00am : plays with phone to avoid sleeping
2:00-2:10am : Reads agains
2:10-4:00am : Sleeps off
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How do y’all do this talking stage ffs??!😭😭. I reached a point in the convo with this boy where I had nothing to say and I just texted him “Omo conversation don finish be this,”
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My friend’s younger brother just told me to start a music career that I’ll make it 😂😂😂
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I remember when my crush was still single, should have just used ifa means instead of liking and retweeting.😧😧😧
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I can’t be the only one that gets nervous when some people text me. Like “why? What do you want?”
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Mental health is a term that’s unfamiliar to Unilag administrators
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Even my brother has woman in his life😂😂 hehehehe Dele kilon sup???
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Each time Dangotes trailers crushes people does he say anything????????? No!! So why would he say anything now
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All these politicians kids, can't you people talk to your fathers and reason with them? Abi, it's because you people use convoy to go everywhere??? Don’t you people have one ounce of sympathy for other youths?!!!?!?!?
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The name of your page is 5k shoes but the first shoe I opened is 14k?? You are wicked o😭
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😭😭😭
Dear
@TheMercyMatthew
Anon just ordered a pack of our yummy shredded chicken pasta with wings for your enjoyment.
P. S. “Something to cheer you up”
Please dm your delivery details
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I need you to leave from 7pm -9pm.
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I don finish examssssssssss here to make noise
I came out alive
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Left my house for the first time today and all I can say is Nigerians no fear anything.
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God, at this point, my faith in you is as good as nonexistent, but I’m giving it a go for the last time. I’m praying that you help us, the youths. Help us win this.
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Brought up the idea of moving out to my parents after my NYSC they laughed and hissed.
Meaning that I’m going to die an Omo get inside
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I don’t know what I defended, but I am doneeee
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Ikorodu people please be safe. Stay at home if you cannot run or fight!!!! Cutlass is everywhere at ogolonto. Everywhere is hot.
#ENDSARS
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1000 ways to die
Me: Where should I put it?
Mum : On my head
Me: okay *places it on her head *
1000 ways to die
Dad: "I always came first in my school"
Me: Must be why mum never looks satisfied💀
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These melodia dresses are basic side ruched up designs. They’re fine o but I honestly don’t get the craze about it.
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Kids these days don’t know the pressure of cramming Memory verses every Sunday and presenting in front of everyone.
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I'm just happy that many of us will be single this Christmas 😂😂
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Come outside naked, beat my chest 3 times, shout his name 3 times, spit on the floor and shout odeshi
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All these fraudsters are one of the reasons freelancing is hard in this country 😪
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My brother is trying to have an intellectual conversation with me
And I'm thinking of ways to cut of his mouth so he can keep shut
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Sugar rush is trash??? Abeg keep watching your Africa magic epic.
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All they know how to do is spend money on fornication site not their stupid website.
This is Unilag's lagoon front, it's safe to call Unilag the Harvard of Nigeria.
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I have nothing to do and I’m still ghosting people, Lord save me😭
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People that cannot tell their friends that they’re singing trash will be giving their two cents on an artist's work. Ode.
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@TomyyO_
Kikikikikikiki my parents give me money😪😪 until I start making mine then I can change it for them but for now I’m 9 years old
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Mo wa talented
Yes mo wa gifted
Seri kini mi,o ma gbe e lifted
Seri hips e ma file shifted
Oju e ma file tinted
Boyfriend e gon o wa evicted
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Writing a book for an anime client and all I can say is God cleanse his soul. 😭😭
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Later
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This season has so many storylines that even Kayode cannot keep up 😂😂😂
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Is Rihanna not tired of snapping pictures up and down. Aunty please go and sing something for us now
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If school should resume how I am going to cope???? I don’t know anything again 😭
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No body is social distancing anything, everywhere is still full in this Lagos
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Who is looking for a freelance writer or someone needed to test apps/websites? I’m available, please😪
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Omooooo All I know is that these people didn’t die in vain and we cannot let their deaths go like that.
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I miss the times Football Twitter were the only ones taking over the TL
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I just want anyone that is in love with me to know that I like dancing and I’m not laid back kan kan
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