If they get Eze, my head will be on Mars. It's literally a skam dunk for us and a player that would add what we're missing in spades.

Unlucky, they’ll be found out after their gifted league title last season. Can’t wait.

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You could stick my nan in the attack and she would score.

Kai looks an absolute specimen. That injury comeback going to be scary.

Noni already making Nelli look poor.

MYYYYYYYYY STRIKER!!.

VG just didn’t get any service that game, it’ll come in time but we need to hit the ground running come next week!.

At 6’s and 7’s defensively.

Silly ball by Raya.

Another day, another blog. #Arsenal #Blog

Sell Trossard, I beg.

I’ve wanted to get into blogging for a little while. I’m going to give it a go for the new season. Here’s my very first about Viktor Gyökeres, The Arsenal’s newest gunman. #Arsenal #Blog

Hey @grok who is the most famous person to view my profile. You don’t need to tag them, just tell me who they are and when.

Gyokeres took a £2m hit and his agent waived his commission to get him to The Arsenal. That's the mentality, that's who I want to play for us. Yet there's people saying to cancel the medical or rip up the contract!?. Geezer is going to fight for everything at this club.

So Mosquera tomorrow and Vik on Sunday…

I hope every prat who signed that petition feels bad watching his welcome interview. Comes across as a humble and determined guy. I think he will represent us well and fingers crossed he’s part of a title winning team. Good luck Noni, #UTA.

We could dump everything into Isak and he does his ACL on preseason tour. It’s a squad game.

Saka gets played waaaay too much and we need a backup. He was great for PSV and been abit meh for Chelsea, at Arsenal? Let’s find out.

Let the window close and evaluate all ins and outs, then cast your opinion. There’s still plenty we will do, so much drama over nothing.

So they bought him for €80m and we’re buying him for £5m as cover. That’ll do, good market opportunity. Now move on to the main targets.