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Fums is an Oil and Gas Magnate who deals in organic oils and gasses herself up for a living. God’s bestfriend, published Author, Lawyer, Overwhelmingly Iconic.

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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
6 months
I saw a tweet about how women “suddenly” find God in their late twenties and “rebrand” so they can get married after “wasting” their early twenties and it is both funny and unfortunate because even if you find God because of heartbreak, you have found the most important thing.
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@TheLifeOfFums
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4 years
They won the tasks, Eri won the brand. 😂😂
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
I’m so happy there was no death today. God we see You.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
Uncle Dele Stans, gather round. What shall we call ourselves? The standing ovations?
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
8 years
... Jigijigi
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
5 years
I tend to avoid people who are obsessed with life coaches and mentors, the same way I avoid life coaches and mentor-figures. Same brand of delusion, all of them.
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@TheLifeOfFums
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4 years
One thing about the Elites? It’s community of the most premium (men and 🙄) women. The variety of “premiumness” is just phenomenal. I aspire to perspire please.
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@TheLifeOfFums
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7 months
Very interesting POV, but it must be admitted that Sheol is often spoken about in different contexts. There’s a context of total separation from God (literal ie Isaiah 38:8) and a context of complete hopelessness and a feeling of abandonment (figurative ie Psalms 139:8)
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Apostle Emmanuel Iren
7 months
YES, there are people who believe Jonah actually died in the belly of the fish and I’m one of them. Here’s why: 1. First understand that this is important because many object to the death and resurrection of Jesus because Jesus said: Mat 12:39  But He answered and said to
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
9 years
My love for you is ebalasting 😌 http://t.co/zEEFc7fPnU
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
I saw the photo of my Ugomma protesting. I love that babe toooooo much. I can’t stop smiling. Erica the activist. My beautiful baby. Asa nwa. I’m literally beaming with pride.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
8 years
How to do 40k wedding Vol 1.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
6 months
That’s all that matters. It doesn’t matter how or when you found God. Everything that led you to the place of desperation where God was the best or only option for you has served its purpose. It will never be something to be ashamed of. It will always be good.
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@TheLifeOfFums
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2 months
Because whoever has the Sun has life.
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The 99 love solar 😅
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
8 years
Hey guys! A list of the things I have in stock, their sizes and prices. Please help me RT in case someone on your TL wants something. ❤
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
2 months
Again, shout out to God for saving me from these teachings.
@NjoraGeorge
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2 months
The name Christ is not reserved to Jesus Christ alone....🤔🤔 When you say Joshua Selman the Christ of God.....🤔🤔where does the bible teach that?!
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@TheLifeOfFums
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2 months
If you like, when you see error in The Body, don’t evaluate. Don’t call it out when Shepherds double down on error. Satan will raise men like Damina to sell this kind of false liberation dressed in “truth” to people who are tired of the lies and oppression in the church.
@thatverydarkmnn
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2 months
Pastor Abel just Dey attack these other manipulative pastors.. don’t play💀
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
“Baby, you’re looking takeaway.”
@SewaHerself
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4 years
What's this again? 😂😂
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
6 months
That being said, it’s not all about marriage or men. That’s rather low vibrational and razz. For many women, it’s about finding peace and identity in God, in a world that has tried to define you in ways that reduce or objectify you since you were born. It’s about purpose.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
5 years
Barrister and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria. Also complete duplex up and down.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
5 months
I was a bad girl. I did my project in about a week and submitted for the first time on deadline day. 💀
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Khadija Mbakwe
5 months
Your project supervisor once said??
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
6 months
PS: If you are a woman who found God in your late 20s- 30s, you’re not late at all. Let God continue His work of transformation in you. Keep on rebranding until you discover your identity in Jesus. There’s absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. Welcome home and feel at home.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
God taught me sooo much through Erica’s journey. So much. Everyone in my household can relate. We stan that babe in this house because it’s personal for us. 😭😭😭
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
6 months
For many women it’s about finding out that God is the only One who can be trusted with our lives in a world where we have felt so unsafe since we were born. For some it’s the realization that nothing and no one else can satisfy, after exploring the world and finding nothing.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
9 months
Literally wrote about this in my newsletter a few days ago. The prosperity gospel ADORES Joseph of Arimathea.
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@lazarusfemi2
Apostle Femi Lazarus Media
9 months
We are raising a generation of believers that are systemic and under the art of influencing cultures. It can't be done until we break the mental barriers #Cultures #systems #Femilazarus #AFL #reels
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
8 years
WHY ARE NIGERIANS SO RUDE?? 😭😭😭
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
6 years
The greatest lesson the Holy Spirit taught me this year is that worship is not in the songs, tears, declarations or sweet words. It is in your awareness of the love God pours into you, and the appreciation that moves you to respond to this love in any of the ways listed above.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
6 months
Another set came to kikiki about how I was rebranding. That’s how transformation works, beloved. You get to rebrand as many times, any consequence you face from your past life has meaning in God that edifies you, and you’re literally made new. Again, what is the problem?
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
8 years
A thread of the essential oils and Ayurvedic powders I have in stock, their prices and their specific uses for hair and skin needs.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
6 months
I remember when I was posting a thread on my Christian journey when I first got saved, and some very razz boys came to kikiki and claim that someone broke my heart. I can’t relate, but even if my heart was ever broken? As far as it brought me closer to God? It did well.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
Lmaooooo Kidd literally called a meeting for the haters to see that all is well in paradise.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
6 months
In God we experience the reality of becoming somebody who matters in this world. We experience the providence of God without any strings attached and we are able to love whole heartedly without any fear for the first time in our lives (for some of us.) What’s not to love?
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 years
Hello everyone! From now till the end of the month, these oils will go for N1000 and for N5000, you can get 6 oils of your choice!
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
5 years
Our parents told us “put it on my head” so we can tell our children, “Puuh ee wherever you wanna puuh ee”
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
With a whole girlfriend outside by the way.
@Eyesaymymind
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4 years
Them dey advice a 26 year old man, what to do with his feelings for a woman on National TV. What a pity 😩
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@TheLifeOfFums
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7 years
Oya
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
2 years
Literally crying. I Stan an empathetic king who doesn’t subscribe to toxic masculinity. Okwute na man you be.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 years
The only wrong thing in being a "good girl" is choosing such a lifestyle for the sake of getting picked and rewarded by a man for it. Other than this, it is the safest, most sensible thing to do for your personal peace.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 months
Meanwhile, if God could keep the three Hebrew boys alive in a furnace (the mere opening of which consumed the men that bundled them there) why is it so unbelievable that God could have preserved Jonah alive and whole in the belly of the fish?
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
Only the classiest, most premium women at this babe’s back. The Original big girls. The 1 percent of the 1 percent. Omo this is how you do 1 percent oh. 💀💀💀
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 months
Again, @anendlessocean_ you are exactly who we all think you are. Hexagon is a gorgeous album and the concert tonight was phenomenal. ❤️
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
Believers if this pops up on your TL, can you pray in the Holy Spirit for 10 minutes? Strength and boldness must rise up. We will not be tired.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
8 years
I have pure rose water, different essential oils, ayurvedic powders and herbs for organic hair and skin care. All under N2000. Please RT.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
8 years
It is the most selfish thing to purposely stretch thin the love of a person because you want to clear your doubts or find security.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
Ouuuuuuu. I bought Moghel’s drink. cc @lotachi_ 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
5 years
Always. I don’t know who put this in my DNA but I’m grateful to them for this gift.
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TONI TONE
5 years
It’s never “why not me?” It’s always “my time is coming...” 😌🙏
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 years
After they curse you with spinsterhood and Shiloh for having high standards but you marry smoothly anyway.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
6 years
I sell Electric fans by the way. Rechargeable, they run for up to 5 hours on a fully charged battery. N2000 only.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 years
Indomie carton set, designed with yellow and gold ribbons flattened into a "carpet and wall paper" x flowers from my garden x Body butter.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 years
"I hope our children take your beautiful, golden complexion..." First of all, I'm bleaching.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
Lmaoooooo my mom will be so happy about Erica’s reception in Sierra Leone. That woman is the real elite. 😂😂😂
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
8 years
Awesome date ideas for under N3000 because the recession should not get in the way of love 💏
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
8 years
Okay guys
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 months
Finally sha, this Jonah story is one of those things where the principle embedded in the story is by far more important than the other elements used as a vehicle to convey the principle. Face the principle, emphasize it. Leave the other things.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
5 years
26 and popping 🎉🎉 Every birthday reminds me of how long God waited for me. How fiercely He loves me. Today I celebrate God's excellent craftsmanship.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
2 months
1. There’s no reason to diminish this guy’s pain. If something is paining you, it’s paining you. It’s not funny of embarrassing. If you have no sympathy or empathy for him, leave him. 2. The church should always be a safe space for members even in the dispensation of order.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 years
African Black Soap in all it's glory, being more than just a blob in a cup. African Black Soap with personality, sass and sauce. Handcrafted by me, for @AllFromCocoshe 😄
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
Darling keypad activists, as we push our hashtag, I believe today is the day we devote time to reporting Sege as harmful, dangerous, for spreading falsehood, targeted harassment and spam. Report his account.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
It’s as if this babe hides a stash of her beauty somewhere and every blessed day, she goes to take small small extra to add to what is already on ground so there can be no see finish. Mind = Blown.
@bervelynnnn
Berv of USA 🇺🇸
4 years
Few hours more guys. Elites all over the world. At 10pm WAT, we are all joining the #ElitesNetflixParty . All you have to do is download Netflix and subscribe to watch #EricaHireAWoman . If you’re unable to, download the Airtel tv app. It’s absolutely free. Let’s do this guys💃❤️
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 years
Fat but make it fashion. #NewProfilePic
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 years
So you didn't get flower this Valentine, not to worry. The Rose of Sharon is always there for you. Everyday is Valentine with the Lily of the Valley.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
9 months
How can we break this generational curse of near success syndrome?
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
3 months
One truth I have come to accept is that I can be the most loyal and faithful friend and companion, and I always bring pure love and joy to all my relationships, but I can be seasonal in terms of availability, and I periodically need a lot of time and space to myself to recharge.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
People only understand that two wrongs don’t make a right after they have done the first wrong, and they’re on the receiving end of the second wrong.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
8 years
5g. Small chops. Just make chinchin. It will keep the jaws of your guests so busy, they will be too tired to ask for spring rolls.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
I dey snap fire abeg. Come and buy what I’m selling please. N4000/1
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 months
We don’t get to choose whether it is used in the literal or figurative sense without paying attention to the context. In the literal sense for example, no communication can take place with God in Sheol. Not prayer or praise. (Psalm 88:11, Job 7:9, Psalms 6:5, Isaiah 38:18)
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 years
Wizkid's "Come Closer" is my song of the year.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
She’s in a league of her own oh. The elite league. Fammmm.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
2 years
Jesse Jagz is the GOAT for this song. Forever.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 years
All the hateful losers lost their respective challenges. Idiots. If it is to sit down and gossip my Bambam, they will carry first. #BbNaija
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
Elites fit go buy 10 10 crates now. Shut down the whole brewery. Sold out geng. 💀
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
2 years
I’m looking for God fearing Sugar daddy who will make me rich and add no sorrow.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
One truth I am fully convinced of is that God will always make a way. There are no dead ends with God. If He has to make a way in the wilderness, He will do it. If He has to draw forth an oasis in the desert, He will do it.
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@TheLifeOfFums
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6 years
@lomon_ @IamKellyJoe Solo you dey give me joy these days.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
Banky and Adesuas lowkey is the lowkey my lowkey aspires to be. I love ittttttt.
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Thandiwe
7 months
In the figurative sense, we will find that hope exists in Sheol because the Omnipresence of God cuts through the darkest and deepest feelings of hopelessness and anguish. Here prayer can be made, praise can be given to God because there’s still life and hope even in this state.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
Some people’s children died. They did not have the luxury of getting their passport and one or two clothes.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 years
This cannot be difficult to understand.
@obyezeks
Oby Ezekwesili
7 years
All People of North East Nigeria are NOT EQUAL to Boko Haram . All People of South East Nigeria CANNOT BE EQUAL to Incendiary Agitators.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 years
Meanwhile, if your skin has been damaged by bleaching, Vitamin E, Rosehip, Mustard + Ginger oils will help you return your missing melanin.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
These people bought Keke for Moghel 😂😂😂😂
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@TheLifeOfFums
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7 months
That many people believe a thing to be true does not mean that it is. Many pastors claimed for centuries that man is a spirit who has a body and a soul for instance, but that is not true at all. We are spirit, body and soul and that is why we get new bodies after this one is done
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@TheLifeOfFums
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8 months
Everytime a preacher makes an error that is so fundamental standing alone, the context does not matter. That little yeast is sufficient to ruin the whole dough.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
8 years
I have plenty Argan oil for sale. N1000/30ml N800 if you want more than one.
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4 years
But I don’t understand her “unveiling” video. What does a view of the city and room service have to do with the contract or the subject of the deal?
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
4 years
65k views in 45 minutes. Ngozi how do you do it?
@EricaNlewedim
Erica Nlewedim⭐️
4 years
Elites⭐️, This is for everyone of you who love, support and care about me. Excited to do this with the new family I’ve been blessed with. Watch full clip of my interview on my Instagram page via this link 👇🏽👇🏽 #DearElites #EricasDiary .
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4 years
I am just happy we didn’t put money into fighting for second place. This DQ is the best thing ever.
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2 years
Lmaooo Daniella is a good wife oh. They offered her alcohol and she said no thanks. The thing Khalid gave her to enforce compliance is powerful oh.
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8 years
1. Don't buy new clothes. A wedding is for a day, marriage is for a lifetime. Just wear something clean to signify the purity of your union.
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Thandiwe
4 years
Ngozi’s beauty shocks me sometimes. Just when you think you’re familiar with it, she shocks you with another level of beauty. My goodness.
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7 months
We cannot also strengthen our argument by bringing up other equally weak arguments and debunking them when we have not adequately proven the strength of our argument. Leave all the other wrong things other people are saying first, and then address the point you’re making.
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5 years
Your relationship with God cannot run on excitement. It's not sustainable. What do you do when those songs and sermons and Bible passages no longer give you butterflies and tangible hope? What anchors your faith after the excitement has faded?
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The Rich man could not even chat to Lazarus. He was talking to Abraham and the conversation was to further highlight the gulf between Sheol and everywhere else where Hope exists. The Rich man was not praying to God. Abraham simply clarified how hopeless his situation was.
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@TheLifeOfFums
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8 years
I promise you, the day you master the art of turning rejection into positive energy is the day you become invincible.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 years
@joshgiantfeet @Bukkadol Don't mind her. Come and buy beard oil and put her to shame.
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6 months
PS: This thread is about not reducing the genuine repentance, salvation and transformation of women to a quest for marriage or being appealing to men. It is about Jesus and not encouragement for willful deception or false pretenses. Let us read with wisdom and understanding.
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@TheLifeOfFums
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4 years
@adetolaaa_ We are the ones that spoilt all the roads. Our go fund me dug the pot holes while men slept. We also climbed ladders to cut all the nepa lines while singlehandedly sending memo to all the filling stations that they must make sure that fuel is cost. We are the ones.
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@TheLifeOfFums
Thandiwe
7 years
We've brought the legendary Cleopatra milk bath+ honey to you in a jar to clean up your skin and make you look luxurious. N3500 only!
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Thandiwe
8 years
How to make Chicken, Beef or fish stew with under N1000
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Thandiwe
4 years
Elites your fellow elite has not eaten for weeks. Come and buy body butter and soap 😭😭😭😭
@TheLifeOfFums
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4 years
I dey snap fire abeg. Come and buy what I’m selling please. N4000/1
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