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@TheKWADJO

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I’m totally not a 5’11 bruh who says they’re 6’0 - Insiswa epholeyo

Being THAT GUY.
Joined August 2019
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@TheKWADJO
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I want a Huracan. Through 2040 I will have it 🕋
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Having black parents means rehearsing to ask for permission 😭
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“Support local rappers” Local rappers: Life is not a salon ntwana, don’t relax
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4 years
Growing up in SA starter pack
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4 years
This is where Nokia snapped, the memories 😭
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4 years
Have you guys ever lost your phone in a blanket and sent it flying? 😭💔
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4 years
My ankle when I pass by a large group of people 😭💀
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I’ll never forgive them for discontinuing this flavour
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3 years
Common knowledge right? 🤔
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4 years
Cartoon Network hit different on this decoder
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4 years
Real ones remember this game🤝😭
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3 years
Who still has a friend they’ve known for 4+ years?
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3 years
Nobody has connections like Muscle Man from regular show 😭
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@TheKWADJO
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4 years
Remember this kid? Well this is him now, feel old yet? 😳
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@TheKWADJO
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4 years
I still die at this 😭
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@TheKWADJO
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4 years
Who else signed their own homework diary in primary? 😂
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3 years
I dont know why, but...
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Only in SA 😭
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3 years
i don't stalk, i investigate 🙏🏿
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4 years
How it started: How it always ends:
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*delivered 52 minutes ago* *active 7 minutes ago*
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4 years
Might as well post them here too ❤️
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@TheKWADJO
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3 years
The way iPhone alarms wake you up is so sudden and aggressive 😩😭
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3 years
When this pot comes out you know you’re eating the same thing for the next 5 days
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4 years
Growing up a WWE fan you hated the guys 😭
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God said “let there be handsome men” & created; 🇳🇬🇯🇲🇭🇹🇬🇭🇨🇩🇱🇷🇨🇮 🇨🇲 🇹🇹🇸🇴🇿🇼🇧🇧🇳🇬🇪🇹🇿🇦🇦🇬🇳🇬🇬🇾🇲🇦🇪🇬🇳🇬🇱🇨🇻🇨🇸🇳🇲🇱🇯🇲🇹🇿🇺🇬🇳🇬🇸🇱🇩🇲🇨🇻🇳🇬🇸🇸🇯🇲🇦🇴🇹🇬🇧🇯🇨🇺🇧🇿🇬🇲🇰🇪🇯🇲🇩🇴🇵🇷🇧🇷🇪🇷🇿🇦🇩🇿🇸🇩
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4 years
On this day 7 years ago the greatest game in history was released ❤️
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No one: Pictures on the barbershop wall:
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4 years
“no, i gave you your phone back”
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No one: Black boys in 2016:
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Me tryna see where in the bible does it say if I skip a post I’m going to hell
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4 years
Girls will do this and still tell you "I'm fine, nothing is wrong" 😭💀
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"Ma'am you forgot to check the homewo-"
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The connection in my room
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Pimp my ride be like: We heard you were studying law, so we put a courtroom in your trunk 😂💔
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4 years
Girls: FaceTime me🥺 *Her the whole call*
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8 AM on 7 AM on your School days days off
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4 years
Hehe 😎
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4 years
Woolworths Cleaner: "The floor is wet, you can walk around that side" ☺️ Shoprite Cleaner: "So wena you're Jesus, walking on water mos ne?" 😒
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4 years
When a teacher makes this face I know they're reading my name 😭
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4 years
We all know this is the greatest game ever created 😩🤝
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No one: Me choking on my own saliva for no reason in my room:
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Me "opening up" to other people
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@tanndobrowski Nigga you ain’t ratio’ing anyone with that ass 😂
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African parents 🤝 having their phones on the loudest volume
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If 2020 was a sandwich
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Balloons on my profile 🙈
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Y’all really killed people for the sake of groove
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Anyways, amasi goes with sugar ❤️
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When you break her heart in school and walk past all her friends
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4 years
No debate.
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No glowup can top this one 😩🤷🏿‍♂️
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What PE teachers would be wearing during winter while shouting at students to stop complaining that it's too cold
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Anyone who says they never liked this show is lying
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This is where my trust issues started. How tf is this not water? 😭😭😭
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3 years
Name a better combo
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I’ll never forget Stilo’s IG story 😭
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Niggas loud behind a screen.
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Me: Sorry bra, I don't have any money on me Nyaope addict watching me spend it:
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Today is proof that banger bro’s carried the TL 🙏🏿
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Me when I text someone in the same room as me and I'm waiting for them to read the message
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4 years
These games are 10 years old 😳
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Do you feel old yet?
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4 years
*Delivered 4 hours ago* *Last seen online 10 minutes ago*
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When everyone is laughing but the teacher calls on you
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Lemme unlock a memory y'all forgot you had...
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3 years
Blxckie really is that guy 🧐
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4 years
I also was outside today 😱
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4 years
Cancel culture is one of the most useless and ineffective things ever
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Christian (private) schools are low-key racist. They just cover it up by saying "its our rules"
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Have you noticed how your phone is never in any of your dreams?
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I hate it here. 😭💔
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Bro African parents don’t understand the concept of not being able to pause an online game
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4 years
Twas amazing 😎🙏🏿
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Why is this so true? 😭
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3 years
Just saw someone open a yogurt and not lick the cover... honestly we’re losing culture in this country 😪
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😎
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Am I the only one who was a nobody on twitter before lockdown? 🤔
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before he got married? Fiancé 😭😭😭
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Kinda rude when I spend money and it leaves my bank account but okay
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3 years
At least for once the whole nation can watch Cyril speak because everyone has TVs 🙏🏿
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@TshenoloMotshu1 @koahwoah Ay, G. Why'd y'all say it to begin with? Just because a guy who AIN'T a nigga said nigga!? I don't think there's an excuse for that. Even after women's month and all the educating people have done. For you to still come out and say that stuff is, imo, inexcusable. Point blank.
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🕯 rounds with the right person 🕯
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I love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again"? Unreal.
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1 life, no regrets 🤣
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@LordVizo__
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No insurance. No medical aid. I’m here for a good time not a long time.
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I ain't ever Cena Jeep do that
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As a guy you always have to send the last message
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Sebe khatele inyama yembuzi
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Caption 🥰
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@skitguru_ It’s called hygiene
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Y'all delete real quick, but I screenshot quicker
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Maybe hey, good question 😩
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Black women deserve more.
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Same dudes who were saying "not all guys" are getting mad at white people saying "not all white people". Crazy.
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@itsFuzeNgcobo 2, it gives a softer and easier to write feel
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Woke up a handsome black man, how about you?
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Whoever made this feature was in their bag
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People who use a different number for WhatsApp and calling are what’s wrong with the world
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