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J O E R O Y

@TheJoeRoy

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(he/him)

New York, NY

Joined August 2008

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J O E R O Y

@TheJoeRoy

3 years

when someone is talking behind me in the theater

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Apple AI mixing with gay men is kind of wild

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3 years

The yassification of Lori Lightfoot

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4 years

man at gay bar “hey man. I like your shirt”. the shirt:

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4 years

joe biden when he won Georgia for the third time in two weeks

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this one’s for nicki.

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3 years

all of those circles look exactly like this

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J O E R O Y

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4 years

An All Winners season of drag race is a fine idea but I want a season of all first eliminated queens.

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J O E R O Y

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4 years

I really do not care what the founding fathers would want in 2021.

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J O E R O Y

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5 years

just found out my 21 year old nephew has a boyfriend of two years meanwhile I’ll be celebrating my 29th Valentine’s Day alone

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J O E R O Y

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4 years

would @trixiemattel and @katya_zamo like the cupcakes I made for josh?

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2 years

This is my moms Lock Screen lol

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J O E R O Y

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3 years

all the drag race girls tonight

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J O E R O Y

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5 years

the last boy i was talking to called me out on how i fidgeted with things in social settings. i told him it was b/c Im always anxious. he told me he hated it. A boy tonight saw me drop the napkin i was fidgeting with and handed me straw to replace it. Be like the boy tonight.

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J O E R O Y

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4 years

At this point, the inauguration is gonna be RuPaul holding a lipstick to tell us who won.

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J O E R O Y

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5 years

when I meet the husband of the man who’s been hitting on me at the bar

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2 years

Almost!

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2 years

I’d been drinking

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4 years

raven looks like she’s about to steal the emperor’s groove

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5 years

one morning my best friend went to a mans house and when he went to sign in with the doorman he saw he was the SEVENTH man to sign in for that same apartment that morning! . I think about it a lot.

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J O E R O Y

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4 years

I’ll put $25 on the Starbucks app and act like it’s free money the rest of the week.

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J O E R O Y

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2 years

Namorados 💕

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J O E R O Y

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3 years

I, Tonya came out in 2017.

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Who is old enough to get this?

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J O E R O Y

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4 years

my mom sent me these towels with this note ☺️🥰

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2 years

I’d been drinking

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3 years

I can’t believe I’ve convinced someone to date me for 2 years. And he’s hot?? Happy anniversary SUCKAH

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5 years

tonight will be strange because I will be happy if any of them win, but I will be sad if any of them lose.

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2 years

I was participating in Tender Discourse at the time 🍗

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4 years

I think if the vaccine is available to you you should get it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

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4 years

@_sirhampton_ yes ♥️.

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6 years

can the gays show up to the straight pride parade with posters, yelling at them that theyre all going to hell? pride is a sin after all.

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5 years

@workingoncrying @bjdealer89

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15 days

tini time

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5 years

hot guy followed me.I followed hot guy back .turns out hot guy is annoying.

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J O E R O Y

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5 years

my big brother just made me cry in the middle of a drag show with a text message

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J O E R O Y

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3 years

Working outside with a laptop always seems a lot better as an idea than it is in practice.

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3 years

🌞

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J O E R O Y

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4 years

before I started dating Josh my skincare routine was “wash face with warm water twice a day” . This is my bathroom today.

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4 months

Anyways, skin’s clear, I’m on a beach in Spain, and I live in the same time as Beyoncé. Let’s celebrate that

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5 years

“Our God is an Awesome God”.

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3 years

@PageSix Page 1

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4 months

My mom is making me sleep on a blowup mattress in the loft so I made a blanket fort

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4 years

thirty, we did it joe

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4 years

@ShalomJamesN omg thank you for breaking it down for me like this I’ve never thought about it like that mind blown I’m healed. I’m a straight now.

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4 years

happy heaux•lidays

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Sunkist and blesst

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4 years

I'm just a lost boy 🎶

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4 years

do you have a favorite burner on your stove or are your normal? . mines bottom right.

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4 years

that’s my best friend

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5 years

Decide quarantine would be a good time to shave my beard for the first time in years

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4 years

I said thank you!! I just thought it was a little funny.

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4 years

I’ve yet to meet a Twitter gay in real life and not be surprised by their height.

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4 years

some of my nyc gays sure are all high and mighty about PV when they’ve been bouncing around to every house party every weekend.

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5 years

my two greatest social media accomplishments of 2019

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3 years

Of course it was fucking *custom* she’s a pig muppet.

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Flight was canceled so I’m staying another night I can’t believe I have to sit on my suitcase again tomorrow just to zip it up

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3 years

“who is the worst eternal?”.

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4 years

I clicked into a thread and I-

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4 years

y’all: fleets are stupid. also y’all:

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4 years

my two moods

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The last 365 days were… a year that happened to me. Good, bad, worse, or whatever. HBD to me, and here’s hoping year 3* leans a little more toward the good. 🥂 ✨

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4 years

yes I do the cookin 🔸

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5 years

hey nyc don’t go outside ok

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J O E R O Y

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6 years

you Twitter Gays™️ tell me I should be my most powerful after a haircut. So guess I’m the Supreme bitches

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Unoriginal tweet about looking for a permanent plus one to weddings

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Life was pretty shit so I escaped to Europe for two weeks

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@Queerty

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@Ron4California @TomiLahren They already canceled them Ron.

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4 years

moving day

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5 years

I'm glad Miss Dua came along to give y'all something to talk about other than your *checks notes* . height.

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Speedo pic in Fire Island? Groundbreaking.

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4 years

me: doesn’t like physical touch . boyfriend: needs physical touch . the result:

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4 years

Katie Porter has such a talent for teaching me things I didn’t even know I was mad about. And usually in less than 90 seconds.

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Oh my god, Katie Porter.

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5 years

“body” by Peloton’s free 90-day subscription trial

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photo with my boyfriend

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someone my mom works with was sweet enough to make me a mask and chose this fabric cause “he’s a guy and all guys like sports, like soccer”

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5 years

in honor of national coming out day: the worst kept secret

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there is a hole in my underwear

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happy February 14th, 🚬s

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J O E R O Y

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8 years

someone wanna tell me why this door looks like Jean Ralphio? . cc: @parksandrecnbc

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5 years

how is not from an episode of parks and rec

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@SheaCoulee

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cersei lannister, observing her kingdom

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5 years

Celebrate but do it annoyed

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5 years

if you think your candidate is going to lose just because a woman went on a 90 minute sketch comedy show. you should probably reevaluate the strength of your candidate.

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