Jasmine Ruiz
@TheJasmineRuiz
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A fucking STAR working my ass off to reach escape velocity.🗽🇵🇷
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Figured I’d continue this.. I just wanna thank God for not making me a man or unattractive because I don’t think I can handle it. Looking back this is SAVAGE. I hurt my own feelings making this lmao I wanna give shrek a hug.
#millennial
#perreo
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@yofats_
A phone call is def more urgent than a text. And either way, no one is obligated to answer you. People are not always at your service. This demanding and entitled energy is what gets people ignored. I know. I do the ignoring.
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@mainbitchclique
Something magical happens when someone treats you right. Suddenly these things no longer feel like a chore. Instead they become a love language.
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@HuertasDean
@BornAKang
She sonned him in every word she said from “relax” 😨 to “nobody told you to get my name tatted on you, now you lookin stupid” 😩 to “get inside because you’re not leaving and neither is he” 💀 she took control of the whole situation… I bet she’s from the BX and has a large 🍆
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I think
@garyvee
just tried weed for the first time... or maybe shrooms? Nah, lemme guess, gratitude!? Either way, I love the drawings
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@toyosioyesile
That’s them projecting their lived experience and trauma onto you. They can’t help it. It’s more a reflection of them than you.
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First thing I listened to in 2022 was
@JColeNC
‘a album because it’s the best thing that happened in 2021. Then I listened to
@russdiemon
for the first time ever… and now I’ll be listening to Russ all 2022.
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Omg someone took my video from tiktok… will my twitter finally pop!? Is this my time!?
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@seriuslyserius
@iamcardib
You feeling insecure and broke isn’t Cardi’s fault. Go listen to some
@russdiemon
or
@JColeNC
to feel better. Go back to Cardi when you get your confidence up and can actually be happy for her success.
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Finally quit my 9-5 🥹 it’s not my last day yet, but happy to have announced it to the team. I’m so excited to pour into myself full time, I’m grateful to have a part time opportunity that is aligned with my creative skill set, and I’m pumped for the future.
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@MissNikkiiBaby
is such a BOSS. Never let a woman or man see her sweat somethin petty, holds her own, supports herself, and SLAYS every day!
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@Tabsinabox
@Rude_Astrology
This is not a matter of what I consider. It’s a fact that empathy doesn’t include or imply anything about excusing people. Detached empathy doesn’t exist. Attached empathy doesn’t exist. Empathy is just empathy.
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@Rude_Astrology
Why call it “detached” empathy? Empathy doesn’t automatically imply excusing anyone of anything. This is just regular empathy.
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I grew up listening to J.Cole, Eminem, Kanye, Jay Z, Lil Wayne…real bars.
@russdiemon
is the ONLY fire rapper of the younger generation. Idk wtf everyone else is talking about, but there’s no substance. Chomp 2.5 is crazy. If you don’t have it on repeat wtf are you even doing
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Slay is a mindset. Independent of any external factors. So ladies, get ya ass out there and make the world your runway.
#DailyDoseOfSlay
💥
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@iakaj8
@LainaxBaina
Because men don’t dance anymore or ask anyone to dance. They want to post up looking like wallpaper lmao
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@Aggy___
Black pepper is spicy. Idk if I’m allergic, but I can taste one little speck. Get that shit outta here plzzz
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Dear twitter, I didn’t need a notification that 300 people saw my tweet and no one liked it.
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@Ketso28
And it causes physical illness, mental decline, and literally robs yearssss of your life
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The way I sprinted to Twitter to talk about this
#earthquake
in NYC is wild… this where all the immediate news is
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I just wanna make enough $ to take my mom out of survival mode. I told her I’m going to Cali and she was instantly anxious and rude like “WHY!?” I don’t think ppl understand how traumatizing poverty is. She’s unable to be happy for me because she is worried about my pockets
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No one on the internet wants to hear you call yourself pretty lmao and if you do they will humble you in .79 seconds 💀
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@CDCgov
DoNt WASh YoUr CHiCkeN BEcaUSe YOu’LL SpREAd ThE GeRMs SO jUSt EAt tHEM tO pREvENt tHE SpREad
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I'm a change maker. A trail blazer. And I have the most fire pilot that's going to literally change the industry. I'm bringing something NO ONE has brought to TV. And maybe I don't have a manager or an agent, but that doesn't make any of this less true. Give me time. Watch.
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@Cheryl_CLBP
@TheJTCList
@Variety
@THR
This is tone deaf and outright disrespectful. Also, it must be something only old white men can decode because I don’t get it and audience didn’t seem to get it either. Lastly, the idea of starting off as a black woman and ending up a white man...
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Honestly, I may be out here living life on the edge, but I’m actually living my dream. I’m on my journey. I feel so good about it.
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@moseason_
Reciprocity is not a lot to ask for. But the way people be complaining about having to be a good partner, they will have you thinking the bare minimum is extra. Don’t internalize that. You’re asking for reciprocity and that is part of the bare minimum.
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If you don’t purposefully inject joy into your life as you get older, you become a bitter, miserable, bitch.
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Also when you’re stuck in survival mode, you lose the ability to be curious. The ability to dream and wonder. The ability to desire adventure. Your body ends up becoming addicted to worry and fear. Even when the situation doesn’t call for those emotions, you still feel it.
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Apparently people think it’s NOT teachers’ job to teach kids how to read 🥴 what is wrong with y’all??? If it’s parents’ jobs then we will have an even MORE INEQUITABLE society. This isn’t rocket science.
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@russdiemon
I’m not a weirdo that lives online I just got Russ notifications on lol but this is wild 🔥🔥🔥 living proof you can do whatever TF you dream up you just gotta put in the work
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If you want your life to change, you have to make life changing decisions.
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Job postings be like… must have 7-10 years of experience with AI… meanwhile AI was born yesterday 😩😂
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@russdiemon
Russ be savage calling people idiots and shit lmaooo stop talkin out ya neck to him plz 😩😩😩
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Pt 6: If I had a live band in front of a live audience...this would be a full out concert!
@jimmyfallon
also has live performances on his show and if it were my show I could also be a backup dancer! Ask and you shall receive is what I’ve heard. JIMMY WILL YOU BE MY MENTOR!?
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I’m sitting here talking about life and making better decisions to get to new goals and shit, and I realize, the answer to everything is to just do it. Like want a new career? Just do it. Want a new hairstyle? Just do it. Then I realize
@Nike
beeeeeen ahead of the game 🤣
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I feel like I’m the hottest I’ve ever been. Not even being gassed. I just think I’m getting better with age. Doing great on my fitness journey. Taking care of myself. I used to think the older you get you’d decline. What a lie!
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Pt 5:
@jimmyfallon
has my dream job! He talks to people all the time - I’m social af, super entertaining, and I thrive off of people’s energy. He talks about the news - I always got something to say. He just performed like 6 songs at his desk for like 10 mins with a live band...
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One of the hardest parts of a breakup is seeing things you would’ve normally shared with that person and laughed at, but now you can’t.
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@LucasBrownEyes
The white supremacists in the industry really rushed to make this happen after firing all the DEI hires and cancelling the initiatives. It’s disgusting.
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It's Monday and this is already the longest week of my life
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As someone who makes content inspired by my own life, I be SPARING people by not making them characters in my vids. I had a good video idea yesterday but decided not to do it because it was mean. I’m tired of being the bigger person. But going low never feels right in my soul.
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Is this Congress or a Jerry Springer audience???
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I can’t be friends with people that don’t reciprocate vulnerability. GTFO!
guys your friend being secretive while you are open to them about your life is weird right ?
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Lmao I have such a hard time tweeting. I’ll be 3 sentences in, stop, think “who really GAF??”, delete it, and get on with my life. Am I the only one?
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Starbucks is down nearly $40B in value because of the boycott. The only way to bring change in a capitalist system is with your $$. I wish I could boycott the fuckin IRS.
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I once denied someone on hinge because I didn’t like their upper lip 💀 I might be too picky. Nonetheless, I stand by that wholeheartedly
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@mainbitchclique
This is me, but I have a feeling this time I might be single for a while, and I’m okay with that. Unless the universe thinks I’m finally ready for my husband in which case please send him immediately and I take that shit back.😂
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Some stranger on the internet recently asked me “why you trying so hard”… ummm cause I wanna succeed… TF🤦🏻♀️. If you’re embarrassed for TRYING, you will never make it. Losing mentality.
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I just saw my tweet had a little 1 next to the comment bubble and I got excited thinking someone responded…but it was just me adding on to it. Is that embarrassing? I felt embarrassed for myself.
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Back in college I got an award for “most likely to say what everyone is thinking but too scared to say” and til this day I wear that with honor 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Airplanes should always board from back to front. I hate the way planes board.
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Currently writing my goodbye email to my 9-5 organization that will be blasted to everyone I can remember I worked with…yes I am deadass writing “catch me on HBO in a few years.”
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We are witnessing history with the SAG and WGA strikes. Fran Drescher gave me goosebumps. These companies gon learn. PAY UP!
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@hannah_waleed
The man at the bodega treats me better than my father 😂 and the man at the gas station…hell, the man in the MTA booth is more present than my father 💀
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One month out of corporate America and it feels unreal. I do miss health insurance though
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I’m sick and tired of girls on IG and TikTok looking for finance bros. It literally makes me nauseous. Those men fucking suck and these girls are so misled thinking they’re the best. Also it bothers me knowing these men are getting even more of an ego boost from this bs
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For YEARS I’ve been saying I wanna be a snowbird. Island living for the winter months. This year I’m 100% gonna make that happen. Claiming it now.
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I love that all the smart people can tell what’s photoshopped and what isn’t… and I don’t give a damn about the royals, but this is tea 👀 even I wanna know wassup.
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In less than 2 weeks I’m going to DR for a week for my soul’s happiness. I plan on rereading The Alchemist and Deepak but this time with a notebook, pen, the beach and the sun. Giving myself a spiritual retreat with nature.
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If you know me or if you don’t, please go share my last tweet asking Jimmy Fallon to be my mentor! If you don’t retweet shit because you think your page is too cool...helping people is cool af. Go retweet. Bless up.🙏🙏🙏
#retweet
#jimmyfallon
#mentor
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I’m grateful for my 160 Twitter followers but can say 1 feels the same as 100 and that feels the same as 100K. People don’t understand that. When people have a followers goal I’m like… and then what? It makes no sense.
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Why can’t the city make the MTA like the AirTrain at JFK? AirTrain smooth AF meanwhile the MTA is giving Industrial Revolution screeches every stop.
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I do my best to never shop Amazon… Jeff Bezos does not need my money. He doesn’t need yours either.
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At what age are posters not acceptable in your home… I want to say after 16… but I’m thiiiiis close to getting a poster of my fav rapper lmao someone slap me.
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Just a reminder that people only post their highlights on the internet. Nobody’s life is perfect
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From my experience, all passionate people are annoying. When something consumes you and you don’t shut up about it, people get tired of hearing it. So if that’s you, just embrace being annoying! I have. I’ll really talk my life away about content, my pilot, and my dreams
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It’s giving “I chose work over family and now I have no one…”
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No one ever answered me… do y’all have cable to watch these award shows? I haven’t seen an award show in like a decade. I have no idea what’s going on… I thought we were cord cutters.. I thought we were young hip millennials… y’all left me hangin
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I was today years old when I learned that the cervix moves... 1) that explains a lot and 2) the education system really failed us. Idk nothin about nothin.
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Last night what happened at Columbia is the same thing that happened to everyone protesting during the height of BLM in 2020. It’s white supremacy. It’s fascist AF. A disgrace to democracy and humanity. And this energy did not exist on Jan 6th.
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All the “buy my relationship course” creators should create a DM template that works because it’s astonishing how many men be in my DMs with the same lines. It’s a compliment + let me take you out. In no way, shape, or form is that unique, charming, or alluring.
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@shesunreliable
Caught up with my cousin yesterday and realized that life been kicking my ass. But perspective is everything and I’ve been focused on my blessings.
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I find so much happiness in being unapologetically weird and free… not caring/needing validation from others is a major key 🔑
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