@adamcarolla cocaine bear. Lol to meth alligator. —- Cannibis Chicken!

@washingtonpost Folks gotta put that food on the table! #pimpYoDog

@chrisrock hey bud I Just caught the special. WOW!! I haven’t laughed that hard in a while! …Then ya got me. I was in tears, moved, about your moms dental ordeal- so wrong. then BAM! With the Lola punchline! Amazing show!!!! & Thank you for being a great cultural leader 👍💥🔥

@adamcarolla Hey the other day’s hashbrown rant got me thinkin’. Back in the ‘80’s Trancas restaurant was like a dennys. AMAZING hash browns. Now it’s a dry cleaner, who sadly does NOT, make the BROWNS. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@elonmusk 😂😂😂

@brasstab I hope you’re doing well, brotha

@w_terrence Vancouver

@GadSaad @JohnCleese 😳😂

@hodgetwins Well…. She’s the one writing him the Cheque, of course.

@elonmusk bud, my 3 model autopilot veered into the center rail of the freeway a while back.. As we bounced across 3 lanes at 65mph, skidding, i regained control and we lived and kept going. I really don’t want to have to pay for this though. It’s done this sh*t a few times now…

@chazman I’m wondering, do I have to pay for the damage caused by my T3 autopilot veering into the left freeway guardrail at 70mph?. We bounced off the wall, crossed 3 lanes and thank god for my race training, i recovered the skid and we are alive. I didn’t sue them, but i don’t wanna pay

@HappyCamper2626 @elonmusk @DeptofDefense @DoD_ODEI Wow. Moving

@elonmusk Elon! Big fan here. Did you see #starshiptroopers? It was a film back in 1997. Robert heinlein book. I was in it …I’m curious if you did?

This Friday- #Ampage Rockumentary screening in the valley! (L.A.) come on out and see the biggest unknown rock band of the 20th century! Hear my velvety pipes as I narrate this joint! 😂🤘🏼

Hey hey hey!! This Friday we have a screening of the rockumentary film #fallinghigher about “AMPAGE”! The biggest rock band you’ve never heard of!with @forcefieldlabel @AmpageMarkMason @FreestyleDM

Recently I met these guys, a remarkably tenacious band whose passion is relentless. Before my time playing in bands on the sunset strip, and learning their story evoked every emotion! Check ‘em out! AMPAGE!

@SonofHas #SoulPlane!