Gordon Freeman
@TheFreeman1198
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gordon freeman half-lifes!?1?11! (PARODY) pansexual irl, so homophobes dni also, go follow my goat @portal2urmom
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new pin!!!!!!!!!!!!
hello
it is I, Gordon Freeman
of course, i'm just a parody, but y'all should know some stuff about me
first off, the important shit
1. i have autism spectrum disorder. this is downright, the most important thing for you to know before interracting
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hold on lemme test this
Musk be like: Lets make Twitter great again.
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Guys i swear i didn't get this many likes from spamming it
I got it to 175 and it wouldn't go any past this, but then it reset
Hit tweet i suppose
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i don't want another "kleiner you're a grown ass man" to happen, my notifications are still suffering, i'm just gonna say that adrian's been out of stasis only a few weeks, LET HIM BE
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@radonvelvet
no, he didn't fold
he made an opinion without listening to the music, decided to give the music a try, and enjoyed it
that's not "folding" that's realizing the stuff you're hating on isn't all that bad in reality
that's a normal human behaviour
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Chat does this count as a "hit tweet"?
Uhhh while you're here, follow for more i suppose
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chat would you wear this?
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@brokeassley
@TheMylesLive
@ExtremistNo4
@kashadoo_tankie
you just said define it, i saw the post and showed you what google defines it as, what more do you expect?
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@hlbs4life
i WAS NOT the cause of dat shit, man
the administrator caused it
//kinda tired of people acting like gordon caused it, he had little to no hand in that disaster and it was the cause of poor management and incompetent decisions by the higher-ups /srs
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@LilKittyZoey
@Nef_216
okay, so you see here it said HIGH SCHOOL bully? and that it says by now she's a single mom applying for a job.
it has most likely been years.
these are not "consequences for their actions" this is holding a petty grudge, and actively and MALICIOUSLY harming other people.
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this fucker would probably say "i'm erectin' my dispenser" before sex
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FOLLOWING spree
i haven't run into the issue of following too many people yet, so reply to be followed (and unfortunately, possibly unfollowed at a later date)
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i like cheesecake
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The zombie apocalypse is finally upon us. 🧟
Which gun you grabbing?
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hey folks, reminder that this is not okay to post online!
get serious mental help if you think it is!
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my shot........ i only get one........
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if half-life 3 becomes an open world game, i will sell my left testicle and saw off my hand with a rusty butter knife
New Half-Life X/3 Leaks:
➡️ Semi Open Worlds
➡️ Weather & Day/Night Cycles
➡️ Gravity Shifting Mechanics
➡️ Devs call it “ambitious never before seen gameplay”
➡️ Full physics destruction (using voxels)
➡️ Smart NPCs with dynamic dialogue
➡️ Vehicle simulation
➡️ Return to Xen
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"istg these new shorts are so funny lmaooo"
Gordon Freeman:
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half-life
just the entire xen part of the game
the nihilanth is one of those bosses that's cool in concept, but the actual execution SUCKED
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what is happening.
help i'm scared.
i want to go back to sleep.
you wake up and see this, how do you react? 😳
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@ozzyice
@GodTweetsOnX
god is my goat, if he wasn't goated, how would he let this boy be ballin'
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i hate this mf's stupid dumb stupid dumb dumb stupid face dumb stupid face i hate it
Dude, the second Jaiden retires, this guy's career is just gonna crumble
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alright guys, i know im just a Gordon Freeman parody, but i feel like people should know some basic things about me before interacting
i like:
Ultrakill
Doom
Hollow Knight
games made by Mike Klubnika
tf2
portal
fallout
Gmod
left 4 dead
Entropy Zero
and of course half-life
(1/4)
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The clocks going backwards
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I take back all my previous violence against houndeyes, i love him
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have fun, i'm sure they've never done anything problematic
Just Got This In My Gmail Its A Place Called Black Mesa
Im Getting Money!
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@portal2urmom
dw it's not REALLY a hit tweet, because everyone's like probably counts for like between 10-100
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would
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No
*shoves my paws in your face*
worship them~
*shoves my paws in your face*
worship them~
*shoves my paws in your face*
worship them~
*shoves my paws in your face*
worship them~
*shoves my paws in your face*
worship them~
*shoves my paws in your face*
worship them~
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holy shit gordon freeman!
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Ass
I love how most of the comments were warning me about people being weird cause of it being vaporeon and then there's just this.
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Guys. How is my biggest impact pn the internet me pretending to be gordon freeman on twitter.
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credit to
@Bolloxed_Potato
because i used the entire bolloxed half-life walkthrough for the speech bubble above gordons head (i'm very sorry, bolloxed, but i needed the gameplay and your content is very quality)
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//There were kkk members roaming the streets, people were forced to change over their entire language, this is actually a real dystopian future, because no one in universe NOTICES it's dystopian
YOU MISSED THE FUCKING POINT, ANON
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Today my friends, i have made a tough decision, and i don't expect you to forgive me.
I capitalized the F in Freeman
Again, i don't expect forgiveness
I apologize
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Kill it with fire
On the files, there is an unused texture for a picture frame, featuring a young Gordon.
By jamie25 in Black Mesa
#blackmesa
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Following minors doesn't make you a pedophile
Actual mental retardation on this website, holy fuck
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h- human beings over the age of 18 p- pretty.................................................
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oh... hoo boy, i uhh... gulp... uhm i... wowie. hmmm.... i... hoooo boyyyyy. is it warm in here?
wow...
well everyone have a great day i suppose.
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why is the sandman forsaking the gooner lifestyle
I remember when I made this life choice...
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day 5 of drawing niko oneshot (+day 2 of drawing nick oneshot)
silly goober :p vs godless creature of death
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Holy shit my tweets are consistently gettinf like 10-20+ likes.
Thanks i guess?
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@SpeedyDingaling
4/10 rage bait.
Creative hastags, did target a community that's been down in the dumps lately, but unfortunately didnt make me mad.
A for effort, D for execution.
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i can name many
You Can't Name A Better Couple Than Charlie And Vaggie ✨
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...eurT a nam siht teg
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no you fucking didn't, that's ai you didn't "make" shit lmao
wanted to add to this trend, i made art of israeli miku
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@fractalcounty
really? making a parody of a pedophile who pretends to be a child and makes somewhat strange and disturbing content puts your account under review? wow, never knew
(not saying you yourself do those things, i just think giving that piece of shit this much attention is bad)
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WHAT
zeke has a lil msg for you guys
ahah.. nervous laughter..
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You should be burned alive and beaten with sticks until your corpse bleeds out onto the cold hard concrete beneath you
Anyway, ratio by peter griffin apple
@Astro_OnPaws
Reminder
Bigoted people shouldn’t be accepted in society. Shunning queer folks is pretty bigoted to be honest. Zoos are just as valid as any other member of the LGBTQIAZ+ community.
Don’t be hypocritical, don’t keep siding with the same folks that never accepted queer folks.
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Shower and soap companies gonna go out of business
Discord x Genshin Impact
Stream 15 minutes of Genshin Impact to a friend on Discord to get the V5.0 reward bundle! This Quest is live until Sept 4.
Details:
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