Flamprider.
@TheFlamprider
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Door to door used pancake salesman.
Joined August 2012
@edthesoundman Are some things so bad that no amount of audio engineering could fix that gawd awfull mess? Asking for a freind : Of Jesus and the holly ghosts : !
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@edthesoundman I was here when Twitter was akin to throwing a potatoe into the night sky. It was a lot funnier and easy going back then....cats playing piano....no drama, just unfathomably gibberish? : )))))))
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@philp83 You need to pace your sen Philzy. I recomend melted cheese It meks everything better . Much Love. Giggle.
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@HaydenHewitt @Keir_Starmer Big deposits from Jimmy Saville foundation. These people arn't fit to represent anyone or thing, in a normal class structure they would be social outcasts. Advanced Humans? - We Nottinghamites, have seen this sh*te before. The Sheriff of 'get taa f* ya persona non gratas!
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@indieretailgirl P.s Im a single, male, human, specimen. I'd woo your socks off. I'm almost too good at it. But, as we both know, all romance dies in the tragic nose dive of soul crushing despair....hold me closer bebbby < 3
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@charliebadger99 @animalsaregift Our benevolent overseers are NOT making top of the range picnic hampers so that are childrens children can be assured of also NOT having a top of the range picnic hamper, or anywhere to put it...or knowing what 'picnic' means. Yay Elong!
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@Dickwith2dogs Its half of 100 ! Me? But...but..but Im a scamp! A nimble sprite!? A whipasnapper?! Nope, alas my snapplewhipping is over ! Do I start wearing brown corduroys and smoking a pipe straight away, or ease into it?
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@cherylofgrass Ha, me too but, I'v done a few afternoons of very light graft the past weeks so I'v gone full Margaret Thatcher : )
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RT @HaydenHewitt: Oh cool, Cara got two stars from The Guardian. Which is one more than I might have expected!
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RT @hippyygoat: WATCH HIM SHIT IN HIS PANTS‼️ Peter Thiel, co-founder of Palantir, SHITS HIMSELF when asked about Israel's use of Al in Gaz…
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Just came back from a bit of painting and decorating and I didnt even buy any beers on the way back. #WillPower #Adult #Stoicism Then I sat there for 5 minutes then thought 'f*ck this' and went and got some beers. Ha! #PlotTwist #AwfulHuman !
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