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@TheElderStunt

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All opinions are not my own. They're yours. Using my bio to win your arguments is lazy and sad. Disciple of Pedantry. User of Hypotheticals.

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@TheElderStunt
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Not all my takes are the most thought-out, deeply intelligent and galaxy-brained things on Earth. Most are, in fairness. But some slip by that could have used a rewording or an extra day of consideration.
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@TheElderStunt
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Act Ma'am gets triggered by a fairly accurate take.
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As a content creator you expect to hear the most retarded takes about you and your content but this one def went above and beyond
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@TheElderStunt
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@Warcraft Look at those graphics! Blizzard was kicking serious butt in their cinematics way back in 2004!
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@TheElderStunt
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No shade intended, but how many times have 343 "finally listened" or "started a dialogue" or whatever? Why is THIS time any different?
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@JTAnews IT'S A MANJI. EVEN I KNOW THAT.
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Zelda II remake hinted by Nintendo, PC Gamer has the latest
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@TheElderStunt
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And before anyone says I "support" anything here, I'm simply going off what the original reply specifically said. Integrity. Act Man has sold out multiple times, gone back on his word and supported the very tactics he decries. He has negative integrity. That's simply a fact.
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@TheElderStunt
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@cjwerleman Yeah, a Muslim would instead bomb an airport
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@TheElderStunt
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Guys, I made a mistake. I replayed Half-Life 2 + Episodes 1 & 2. And now-- Now I'm pissed off again. And depressed. But mostly pissed. Valve. I don't- *We* don't- Want VR shit. Or a dumbass card game. Or a fucking battle royale mode in CSGO. We want Half-Life 3.
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@TheElderStunt
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I think it's time to #Forgive343 . After all, it's not their fault that Microsoft forced them to make Halo Infinite. It's actually been literally everyone else's fault. 6 years just isn't enough time. Remember how bad Halo CE was at launch? This is satire. #Fire343 .
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@MauLer93 I want to LOOK at women, not LISTEN to them. Sheesh.
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@TheElderStunt
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The so-called Halo cycle is bullshit. Halo 4 is still shit, Halo 5 will always be a black eye for the franchise, and Halo Infinite might become good, but certain things about are objectively bad and will always be objectively bad.
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@anitasarkeesian @JaydedAustin Does this mean you'll delete this nonsense thread, please?
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@TheElderStunt
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Sooo, since when did "Halo" become the artist for the music in the Halo franchise. Could have SWORN it was some humans that composed that, a certain Marty O'Donnell @MartyTheElder and Michael Salvatori. Dunno if this is an @amazonmusic mistake or a @Halo / MS choice.
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@TheElderStunt
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I'm so sick of people talking about the Halo Infinite S3 trailer. If you're hyped over that crap, you're beyond help.
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@WonderWomanFilm Man I'm way behind. I haven't seen 2 - 83 yet.
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@ChrisRGun Not how that works but okay
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@TheElderStunt
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@MartyTheElder Rare is it to find an individual so justifiably salty. It makes my day whenever you throw shade at these corporations and their hypocrisy.
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@TheElderStunt
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343's decisions are largely outside 343's control. This is so bizarre to see coming from a creator I have genuine respect for.
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@iowa_an These are largely decisions outside of 343's control and stem from more fundamental issues with the gaming market and their choice to compete with live service titles. Please try to consider the game outside of a vacuum before blaming the developers
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I've seen some dogpiling over a video by @TheActMan_YT on Cod MW and it's pretty annoying. If Act Man had said something objectively false then that would be one thing, but almost all of his thoughts were presented as his own opinions.
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@TheElderStunt
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@Spotify @amyschumer Fuck off, Amy, get the hell out of my goddamn face.
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@TheElderStunt
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@JonTronShow Isn't that time period the direct cause of the... great depression??
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@TheElderStunt
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@solana_king @HumansNoContext Sign, SIN, and cosign, COS, are two of three parts of a triangle. The third is a tangent, TAN.
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@Warcraft I just have one question:
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@TheElderStunt
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@evolved117 "Nay, it was HERESY."
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@TheElderStunt
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@Rezist_Soul @ChrisRGun Halo, in which the titular Halo rings destroy all life in the galaxy.
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@TheElderStunt
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@stillgray Each day it's harder to believe I was born on this planet for a reason.
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@TheElderStunt
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I'm sorry for not being sad AT ALL for the 343 devs. I know it sucks to lose a job. Particularly when it's someone else's fault. But dayum "we moved mountains to release Infinite" to me just reads "we moved the acceptable quality standard low enough to release the game"
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@TheElderStunt
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@No_Limit_Gamer @SteveChillGame I'm curious, when is criticism acceptable in your opinion?
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@TheElderStunt
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@McjohnsonToro @wwarrior_1 @MzYummyDread @StephenSeanFord Bro, imagine replying to a conversation you claim is irrelevant. I wish people would stop trying to tell me what I am and am not allowed to care about. Kindly fuck off.
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@TheElderStunt
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Says the literal denier of Halo history. Bud, if you want people to stop roasting you, you either need to walk back your objectively incorrect stance, or just lay low and disappear for a week or two.
@Hyper_Falcon
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@KLB725 @Surasia_ Yes and he's annoying as ever
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@TheElderStunt
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Remember that one time Bonnie Ross was fired and everyone who was thrilled was accused of wishing harm on her family? That wasn't infuriating at all. Also, it's ALREADY been a net positive with the new boss. No mtx in MCC. That's a HUGE W for the brand.
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@noopthenoop By that logic, you can just... not tell anyone your opinion either.
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@chi7891 @BigfryTV @Lucid_Trader @SidAlpha Innocent until proven guilty amigo
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@TheElderStunt
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@LeanneMaybe @_thewordywitch @natejgire @jk_rowling And Rowling never blamed trans people in general... Jesus Christ where are you people's brains?
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@TheElderStunt
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You wanna hear a joke? 343 industries.
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It feels great to see this trending. Lots of us have felt this way for years. #fire343 because Halo deserves better.
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@seanoshea99118 @ChrisRGun Sir, this is a Wendy's.
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@DavidDinelli1 @FavynTube Tbf nobody actually believes she's departing due to a medical situation.
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@TheElderStunt
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To the general #Halo community: I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I actually expect a high quality product from a flagship franchise. I'm sorry that feeling that way makes me toxic. I'm sorry for you is what I'm saying. Y'all need to expect more from the people you give money to.
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@TheElderStunt
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@VincentGat ... Your name... Is litterally... Right. There.
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@PrimeVideo @InvincibleHQ @steveyeun @IamSandraOh That's weird, cause I'm under the impression that RACE DOESN'T MATTER.
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@TheElderStunt
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@trichyls @ttindia You want to climb up there and nail it down yourself, be my guest. While you're at it, go lay down bubble wrap at the base, and make sure every hike trail in the United States has a rail. It's not practical, and frankly not necessary. Protective gear exists for a reason.
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@TheElderStunt
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@halogenica Thanks for trying, I guess. Obviously didn't accomplish much, but you tried so that's nice.
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@YongYea Because that's how the law works. Oh wait no it doesn't and Yong is just race baiting again.
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@LateNightHalo It's a scam that they don't have color customization for players.
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@agentbizzle "Waaaah I still want an easy mode" -you
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@TheElderStunt
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@WhoseBacon @secondshelfbks Because most normal people don't care what gender the author is?? Pretty brain-dead obvious
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... seriously? I know this is most likely a joke but why didn t you expect large crowds? Lol
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@TheElderStunt
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@number1munko @HellJumper_YT You mean the one Spartan with 3 lines: Yes sir Yes sir Yes sir
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@TheElderStunt
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I hear Kiki Wolfkill is out of 343. GOOD if true. The Halo TV series is largely her fault. People often get fired for less.
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@TheElderStunt
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@MckKirk As if that's the same topic
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@DCHomos This man is my hero
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@TheElderStunt
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I'll be accepting apologies in my open DMs all week.
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Season 3 is straight fire 🔥
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@evolved117 I'm gonna disagree on that one, he hums to himself and calls himself a genius before cackling.
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@TheElderStunt
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The Act Ma'am here going back on his words. Really a shame how much this loser has changed.
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Played Halo Infinite for the first time in over a year and this shit kinda fire ngl
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@TheElderStunt
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I wish 343 would dissolve entirely. Any good developers working their deserve better, and the Halo franchise deserves better than to be shackled to a legacy of failure.
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@EMKReports @evolved117 @joestaten @XboxP3 >Did you watch the video >Yes >I recommend watching the video Well, I recommend learning how to read, sir.
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@Delafina777 How is it litteraly everyone EXCEPT you escalated the situation?
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@TheElderStunt
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I love beta testing a product I paid for. 343 deserves to be disbanded.
@MichaelSchorr
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Hey all! Just wanted share the good news that the S3 build of Forge has a fix for the dreaded "dedicated server issue" many of you have seen while creating complex scripts. Duplicated script brains and nodes will now count appropriately towards the sim budget.
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@TheElderStunt
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@Gamecheat13 Well ackshually John Spartan II 117 in Mark VI Gen 1 armor has energy shields and would be alive and well after a single shot from primitive 20th/21st century ballistics.
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@TheElderStunt
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Gatekeep the FUCK out of your favorite franchises. What happened to Halo is a god-damned tragedy.
@Hyper_Falcon
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343i haters and gatekeepers have done that themselves. Elitism has tried this community toxic, especially for us newer fans.
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@TheElderStunt
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@MauLer93 When will they learn to stop posting things that make Disney Star Wars look worse than it already is?
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@TheElderStunt
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Here's a lengthy PSA I think people need to hear. I recommend reading the whole thing. Criticizing a CEO for helming the ship into treacherous waters is not an attack against said CEO's family. On second thought, that's all I have to say.
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@TheElderStunt
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@HarrisonIsOk @Microsoft @Xbox That awkward moment when you realize it's almost universally black people who are commuting the hate crimes against Asians. But yeah, BLM.
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@evolved117 They too busy sitting around doing nothing, probably
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The cope is strong with these corporate shills. At least have the balls to @evolved117 you craven cowards. And at least his tweet doesn't have desync.
@Halo6Better
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Halo Infinite is better than this clown mode tweet
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@TheElderStunt
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This is such a tired logical fallacy. Not knowing how something is made doesn't make criticism invalid. In fact, it can make it more valuable since the person giving said feedback is detached from the process.
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halo discourse has always been awful because halo fans have no idea how games are made and don't know what they actually want. #fire343 was embarrassing
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@CircleToonsHD @pewdiepie Damn you got watermarked during the song? Yeah that happens to me all the time
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@TheElderStunt
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@prisoner_____ @ohfortheloveofg @CinnamonGhoul You're going to have to point out where they're wrong here. They've qualified their stance, you haven't.
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@ProphetofSimps Good? If THIS is Halo, I don't want it.
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@TheElderStunt
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@elizacollins1 THANK you for driving a wedge, we all really wanted to hear that rn
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@TheElderStunt
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Mint Blitz is disappointed. Not in the bad video game, but in people not fawning over the bad video game. 'B-but more content--' Quality beats quantity, my guy.
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Outside of the Halo Community, 95% of the content I see surrounding the series is the same negative regurgitated takes that do very very well for views. Even to the point now where they say I don't care that it has new content/more content than any past game. Still bad. lmao
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I'm tired for having 20+ notifications every time I open this app. Halo Infinite sucks and there's no reason to believe that is going to change with season 3.
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@TheElderStunt
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@Delafina777 That's RICH. THEY escalated the situation? Ohhhhhkay Zarnia Joshi
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@TheElderStunt
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@Xbox Halo 6. One day...
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@TheElderStunt
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@AHaloTerminal @DavidDinelli1 @FavynTube Yeah but those people aren't being real. They see "medical" and have either A, no idea how the corporate world works or B, think Bonnie Ross is their friend and needs defending.
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@TheElderStunt
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And STILL no -multiteam -infection -pve mode -progression system I mean come the fuck on.
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@TheElderStunt
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@Halo @Limbitless3D I take it this is 2019's major Halo release? In all seriousness this is really cool.
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@Soulburnin @TroywhiteTroy Nah I prefer the two weeks version. It shows that Reach was a legitimate stronghold for humanity, enough that they actually held on for awhile
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