The Duke
@TheDuke1279
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Wrestler/manager/Commentator for AIW - #SevenFiguredMan Golden Boot Champ 2,570 days (7+ years) & counting. DMs open for booking inquiries for all #FirstBallot
Westlake, OH
Joined May 2012
Dude stole this bit from at least 10 comedians. Jesus Christ (no pun intended), you joyless fuck, let people do what they want.
Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.
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@The_real_BobbyM There are lots of other choices I would probably list, but given this graphic, it's 1989, and it's not really close
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The more I listen to The Card is going to Change the more I find myself becoming a fan of @TheDuke1279…part of me hates myself for it. Seems like a cool guy.
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Dom is so dumb, he doesn't realize that's a DQ. I'm in the match. Brain must be cauliflowered too. See ya tonight, ya dink. @aiwrestling
Back in Cleveland tonight! Hope Fonzie punches the Duke square in the nose. Let's pack the Roxy and start 2025 right.
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As per usual @WWEGraves is spot on. Johnny was straight evil. (Is Venmo good for the shout out tonight?) #WWE
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Finally, the respect I (think I) deserve.
Attempts are being made in the @STBNNetwork Discord to nickname me "The Duke of Grease." Out of respect to @TheDuke1279, I must respectfully decline this moniker.
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Kid better watch his step, or he's gonna get got!
@JohnThorneAIW Too many to name. But honestly the top has been seeing my son fall in love with the local company. He's as big a fan of guys like @SamHHolloway @WesBarkley and @JoshuaBishop_ as he is the folks in WWE. And he wants to punch the Duke so that's a win
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One more X/Twitter departure and his punch card is full. Hello free sub.
If like me you're migrating to, uh, bluer pastures, find me there under just OLBERMANN I am weaning myself away from this place by unfollowing my favorite reads and following you over there, so please take no other offense other than at Musk
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If I've learned anything from this #SECChampionship game, its Kirby Smart is a tinier, doughier, whinier version of Dabo.
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@dErEk_DiLLiNGeR @dabryceisright @aiwrestling @KINGCorino 33 minutes of ring time, with maybe 6 of actual wrestling. My kind of dance.
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I would never approach her: A) I wouldn't recognize her if she walked right by me, and B) if I approached her, she'd try to beat the shit out of me
Amy Klobuchar: "People are coming up to me all the time in diners and airports and saying: 'I'm a conservative. I can't vote for [Trump].'"
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@GovTimWalz This is an honest question. You run a state, and arguably not a very populous one. Why are there so many people involved in this meeting? Seems like a colossal waste.
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Never wanted to be anyone but Duke. That’s enough for me
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