Princess Bitch
@TheDizzyBeauty
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Opinions are like assholes. Everyone wants mine. *am not affiliated in any way to any politician. I don’t trust the left nor the right wholeheartedly
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Hey Jessica Biel, you suck if you don't name your kid Batmo.
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@realDonaldTrump
You couldn’t organize a blowjob if you were in a Nevada brothel with a pocket full of hundred-dollar bills.
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Hot chicks don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.
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Weird how we've all become so comfortable with the term wife-beater for a shirt. I'm wearing one now with a nazi bra, and rape sandals.
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@xbethdeakin
I’d like to give big ups to the filmmaker (whom we always forget) for keeping a calm steady hand taking special care to include Jason Statham in the entire clip
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Why the fuck is 50 Cent's new fragrance called Power and not Fiddy Scent?
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How are any of you ladies expected to find Mr. Right if you don't post a picture of your tits?
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@realDonaldTrump
Fake = Different opinion than yours
Dishonest = Your entire perception of the world.
You’ve been out of touch with reality since the day you were born. The emperor wears no clothes. Republican or Democrat, please step aside and let a real person rule.
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Funny how Instagram sluts think guys are following them for their cloud pics.
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@realDonaldTrump
Hey listen, if your haters are shooting at you, I'd recommend calling the police. That's illegal, and very dangerous!!
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Accidentally used AOL to search something. I'll bet everyone over there probably high-fived each other and got hopeful about the future.
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If you can afford to put those big eyelashes on your new VW Beetle, you can certainly afford therapy.
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People are like trees: They both fall down when you hit them with an axe
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Just found out that hitchhikers are not in fact telling me that I'm an awesome driver.
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I don't trust Canadians. Look what they did to my fucking bacon.
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I scream. You scream. The neighbors get involved. The dog barks. The police come. It's awkward. We all scream for ice cream!
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The first thing the new black owner of an explosives company does is fire crackers.
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If you need to check our astrological signs to see if we're compatible, we're not.
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@realDonaldTrump
@seanhannity
@FoxNews
You’re so stupid you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.
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@SenKamalaHarris
@AOC
You Kamala should also apologize profusely for the lives you ruined when you sent innocent people to jail as a prosecutor.
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I’m sure you’re like me and ONLY looking at the fan. If this is the case, I put together a site of only fans, for all you fellow fan enthusiasts.
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Bachelor, astronaut, cocksucker, executioner, retard, loser, toy, millionaire, soldier, comedian, mermaid fucker, tranny. -Tom Hanks' resume
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When a police man asks to see your license, ummm, yeah, don't say "Isn't it on the back of my car?"
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@jamescophoto
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@MrSollozzo
@CarniClemenza
Funny that they call her 'bad vegan' since the subject matter and crimes related to this story hold no relevance in relation to being vegan. They could just as well call it Bad Woman, or Bad Hipster, or Bad Business Person.
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@SteakAndIron
Either you had major restrictions with your vegan diet and a
#only
produced poop, or you speak from no experience. Either way, this sweet little cartoon is inaccurate 😂
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@realDonaldTrump
He wasn’t urging democrats to “take back” the White House. He was urging anyone with a brain in their head to “take back” the White House. I can draw it out with crayons if you don’t understand.
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@realDonaldTrump
She loves our country and everything it stands for. That’s why she doesn’t like you.
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@realDonaldTrump
One of Karl Marx's famous quotes was "I am not a Marxist". You are not an idiot.
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Star this if you think Starring is the lazy man's response.
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@stclairashley
Soooo cool how you base you’re entire account on bitching and complaining as well as judging others. You ever look in a mirror? Hope you find some form of love or light in your life.
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Star this is you noticed the the mistake... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 (Hint, if you like NASCAR, you might want to move on to the next tweet)
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Sometimes ignoring someone is the best way to affect change.
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Retweet this if you wanna see
@robdelaney
's tits.......or mine. His have girth. Mine have volume.
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Slipping out of my pussy and into my ass, is kind of a dick maneuver.
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Hey!! If you're reading this because someone you follow retweeted it, you should totally follow me...to the gates of HELL!!!!! (guitar riff)
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Do you think you could just star or RT this without any stupid fucking responses?
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@realDonaldTrump
The best part of McCain was the way he stood up to you and every other tyrant in the face of adversity. The best part of you ran down your mom’s leg.
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Looking around the bar to see what echelon of men there are before I decide what echelon of drunk I need to be.
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The minute you make more than enough money, a yoga mat instantly appears in the way back of your car.
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@OANN
@DanNewsManBall
Hypocrisy at it's finest. Your so-called network is completely irrelevant
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@realDonaldTrump
Just let it go. You failed. It’s ok we all do sometimes, you just failed the biggest thing in the world.
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A lot of u girls on Instagram don't know this, but there's a lens on the other side of the camera that takes pics of stuff beside your face
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Ladies, the key to understanding the male language is this; everything they say translates to "please show me your tits". You're welcome.
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@realDonaldTrump
@redheadedhuzzy
"Now that the WTC is down, my building is the tallest."
-Donald Trump 2001
WE WILL NEVER FORGET!
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@realDonaldTrump
The pathetic and dishonest President Trump, run by failed prognosticator Putin (who, like many others, never had a clue), is flat broke and out of business. Too bad. May it rest in peace!
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@PrisonPlanet
What’s sick is the amount of “pro-life” people who are celebrating her death. Disgusting
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If you were to take my twitter feed from today and turn it into a script, it would be far better than the last Adam Sandler movie.
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@SarahPalinUSA
God forbid we educate them and teach them love. Naaah let’s just make them hate more. Thank god you never became VP of this great nation
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"Oh shit! She shows her fucking tits too!" -most people's reaction when they first start following me
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If you end up tearing my fucking yoga pants off, it means they did their job.
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For the NERDS only: Don't fuck with me, I've got a ton of midichlorians flowing through my veins.
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I am terrible at making friends cuz it involves having to talk to someone.
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I'm just a delicate flower. A cute lil ball-cradling dick-sucking spank-loving reverse-cowgirling delicate flower.
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My phone keeps auto-correcting "hug" to "fuck the shit out of me"
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Every few months or so, I have to baby-proof my house by getting more birth control pills.
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Ladies, don't be so damn selfish with your boobies. If you don't show em off more, only your boyfriends will see them before they get nasty.
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Hey ladies, hope you don't mind that your man has mentally cheated on you with me more than once, and he was fucking amazing!
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I understand why the guy on the elevator keeps pushing 6 & 9, and then winks at me. I just don't understand why it has to be my dad.
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@SarahPalinUSA
Remember that time you stumbled on your words every day and couldn't even name a news publication?
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Heard a little girl at Target ask her mom if the state of Florida was named after the rapper. Please Aliens, hurry up and harvest us!
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@HamillHimself
It’s hilarious how many people think this tweet is attacking a child. Figure it out people. The Fraud is strong. Not the kid. I’d need more crayons if you want me to explain it further to you Trump people.
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I wonder if Kanye West would get anything done if he could suck his own dick.
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Hate it when I wake up from a 5-minute nap and have no idea what day it is or why I'm covered in cocaine
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It's so fucking passive aggressive the way you fave me all the time and never retweet. God forbid your followers find out about us.
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"I'll be black" -Schwarzenegger brainstorming on ways that he can become president
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I slipped some ecstacy into my brother's bag of Skittles and now he's chasing the rainbow in the Whole Foods parking lot.
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If someone doesn't understand or "get" your sense of humor, just remind yourself that they are fucking idiots.
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When blind people break up, do they say "I think we should hear other people"?
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@lorenzolamas
@POTUS
Two narcissists with borderline personality disorder walk into a bar. Both deny each other’s existence the whole night and blame everyone else for their shitty life.
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Cool thing about my cleavage is that you can actually look down on it and approve of it at the same time.
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