Danny Barry
@TheDannyBarry
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Me trying to get friends to commit to a plan
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I am not ready for Gen Z to interact with this show
Hello, lover! Sex and the City — The Complete Series — is coming to Netflix on April 1
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Lea Michele was in the room when someone else from Glee won a Tony
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One of life’s underrated joys is meeting a friend of a friend that you’ll never see again. You drunkenly learn too much about each other, have a great time, follow each other on Instagram, and never speak again. It’s magic.
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Thinking about the time I was on a date and asked the guy his favorite cuisine and he replied “Sandwiches”
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“Don’t scroll TikTok after getting into bed and then accidentally stay up too late” is really going well this year
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Twitter is more fun when only like 10 people see my dumb jokes
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Leading Actress in a Musical for next year’s Tonys already includes Audra, Sutton, Nicole, Megan, and Jennifer and we haven’t even gotten Spring announcements yet
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People have been wondering where I get those copy pasta texts from
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We're living in a time with an unprecedented number of confetti cannons on Broadway and I think we should be celebrating that more
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I have to confess that I just assume everyone at One Medical is gay
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@Lin_Manuel
@Phillipasoo
I’ll never get over the fact that the show apparently originally ended with the cast singing “In Washington Heights”
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Anyway, if anyone mad at me wants a laugh, here’s a list of all the things millennials were blamed for ruining back in the 2010s:
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not recognizing the Washington monument is the most New York brained tweet I have seen on this website in a long time
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God I missed appointment television so much.
I know the full season drop isn’t going away, but there’s something so special about everyone watching an episode at the same time every week.
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Finding out it was
@SethRudetsky
who suggested the Linda Ronstadt song for tonight’s episode has sent me into orbit
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I for one am excited to go down a Bad High School Dear Evan Hansen Production YouTube rabbit hole in approx 2 years
After almost six years on Broadway,
@DearEvanHansen
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One of my coworkers whose favorite restaurant is
@tacobell
just got her American citizenship so we celebrated by surprising her with $150 worth of Taco Bell.
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My AirBnB host is cleaning the unit upstairs and just sent me this
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I’ve had this weird NYC goal of wearing a sport coat to a nice dinner and drinking a martini so last night I did that
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Something incredible about our current times is PopCrave is now the way many people find out about huge political news, celebrity deaths, and also this
Caroline Polachek reveals that she’s recently made friends with both Lorde and Phoebe Bridgers.
🔗:
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Got a mirror, can’t wait to take this same picture a million times
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Thanks in advance to those of you who also saw this on Instagram and will like it both times, y’all are the real heroes of my mental health
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Crying at the example used for this “Print your Places” Instagram ad
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The end already makes me cry and now it'll be a guy singing about his real life daughter??? This will destroy me.
You never know who you'll meet on the road to Hell... Father-daughter duo Jon Jon and Isa Briones are joining the Broadway company of Hadestown as Hermes and Eurydice on March 19th.
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Best Performance By a Mother in a Leading Role in a Play*
The 2023
#TonyAwards
nominees for Best Performance By An Actor in a Leading Role in a Play are:
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Pivoting away from dumb tweets to focus on mirror selfies
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I wish I loved anything as much as Bob Fosse loves a dancing trio
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Chelsea gays when you ask where they want to go to dinner
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Someday I’ll get drunk enough to tweet my rant about the difference between Old Gay Twitter and New Gay Twitter and why New Gay Twitter sucks
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Members of New York’s Gay flag football league getting together to see New York’s gayest show
@StrangeLoopBway
? Now that’s a Happy Pride!
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No weather is better than shorts + sweatshirt weather and I will die on that hill
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Stopping people on the street to ask if they’ve heard about the new Smash musical
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Only 3 things in life are certain: death, taxes, and my friends who don't have Twitter sending me memes 2 weeks after I've seen them.
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Grateful for 10 years that included 4 cities, dozens of friends, and discovering a balanced diet. Hbd to me!
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I didn’t get a bagel on the way home from the gym, please clap
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We’ve entered an era where people don’t understand the difference between “I personally don’t like this” and “This is bad”
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The “I followed you because you’re cute” to “I muted/unfollowed you because you’re annoying” pipeline has been shortening lately
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I’ve been in Palm Springs for 24 hours which means I’m already thinking I should move here
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I should join a gym with a more aesthetically pleasing single-person bathroom
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Cincy will finally have their quality SEC loss to get them into the playoff
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For most of my life, I’ve been the proactive person. Reaching out to friends, following up about a date, putting together trips… things like that.
It was taking a toll and so over the last half year or so I pulled back on that a lot. And let me tell ya, it’s been eye opening!
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Kicking off Pride Weekend in Nikki Blonsky’s 60 person TikTok live
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Just me and my emotional support Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit
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@luxurytrash_
I WILL be that annoying gay that’s mad about getting rid of the iconic sleeve and hat!!!!!
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“Are you wearing the-“
“T-shirt from my Bar Mitzvah? Yes. Yes I am.”
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Peeing into this urinal in my AirBnB was the scariest moment of my life
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It should be legal to push over people who stop in the middle of sidewalks
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Me calling the Television Academy to ensure Meghann Fahy wins the Emmy
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Tourists love to say how rude New Yorkers are and then will walk four-across on the sidewalk
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It's time we speak the truth
"Characters that don't deserve the hate" fuck that give me characters that deserve to be hated on for the rest of time
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First thing I heard walking into the
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Everyone in Gen Z claims to be queer and yet they all walk so slowly
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This halftime show just being "remember how many absolute bangers I have??" is fantastic, no notes
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Ok but how do we get this man’s @
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Idk why but someone in that inflatable Dinosaur costume will always be funny to me.
Dino at the store? Hilarious.
Dino at a football game? Cackling.
Multiple dinos just walking down the street? I will CRY
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There’s a Panera opening half a block from my apartment and I fear for how much soup I’m about to eat this winter
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"And I couldn't help but wonder if I was just like a bull on the tracks in Newark"
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I’ve moved a lot since college, and not to be ~real~ on here but I thought it’d get easier each time. And I’m not sure if it’s me or recency bias or age or whatever but shockingly, NYC has been the hardest by a mile.
Here’s to making it better day by day!
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Made it to Midnight Yell, where somehow everyone already knew all the words to every cheer.
@gatercane
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Hello I am a terrible person so here's Chain Restaurant Madness, seeded by the top 64 US earners in 2017. First round of voting in thread:
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