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I’m a hypocrite, but you shouldn’t be. Host of the @ChalametChasing podcast. He/him.

Chicago, IL
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Dane McDonald
5 years
The Jo and Laurie dance sequence as Louisa May Alcott intended.
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Rachel McAdams Greta Lee Claire Foy Natalie Portman Fantasia Barrino Cailee Spaney Teyana Taylor Julianne Moore Rosamund Pike Taraji P. Henson Margot Robbie
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1 year
Streets are saying that Timothée Chalamet is dating Kylie Jenner...
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8 months
Ohhhh my god you hated SALTBURN? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite David Ehrlich?
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4 years
The world can absolutely not end until we see Timothée Chalamet in DUNE.
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If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs.
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6 months
It looks like I’m praying to the largest soft pretzel ever created but in reality I’m taking a moment to collect myself before Academy Awards trivia.
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3 years
Fascinating that Scarlett Johansson can’t stop praising shitty men she has worked with but never has a nice word to say about Sofia Coppola, the woman who essentially launched her career.
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scarlett johansson supporting woody allen and now joss whedon... pick a struggle girlie
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4 years
Society if we’d treated Britney Spears with compassion and respect in 2007
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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7 months
Don't think it's too early to say Liza Soberano (LISA FRANKENSTEIN) should be an Oscar frontrunner for Best Supporting Actress in 2025.
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5 years
@Superfluously @LeslyeHeadland To be clear, you are referring to Emily Charlton.
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9 months
Seeing far too much SALTBURN and/or Emerald Fennell slander on my feed.
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3 years
When it comes to Oscar nominations, 2 down and 2 to go.
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6 years
@astrobebs That neither of their two faces are as attractive as ours.
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6 years
After some investigative sleuthing, I have determined that Timothée Chalamet ( @RealChalamet ) is going to be in Wes Anderson’s post-WWII musical set in France. Tweeting this so I can gloat once it’s officially announced.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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7 years
Something stupid: men’s rights activists editing THE LAST JEDI down to 46 minutes so there aren’t any women in it. Something awesome: a 152 minute movie is only 46 minutes when you cut all the women out. MORE WOMEN RUNNING FILM STUDIOS, PLZ.
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8 months
Paul Williams writing “No cheeses for us meeces” for The Muppet Christmas Carol
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2 years
me next week when my doctor asks how reducing my lexapro dosage is going
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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7 years
. @chrissyteigen still haven’t mastered hashbrowns but damn your man’s breakfast sandwiches are dope.
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5 months
ClubChalamet should go on The Traitors.
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4 years
Thinking about that time they hadn't finished putting the state tagline on a building in Indianapolis and it just read "Indiana: A State".
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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11 months
A new horror comedy from the pen of Diablo Cody... my prayers have finally been answered!!
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it's giving unliving ⚡️ LISA FRANKENSTEIN only in theaters 2.9.24. written by diablo cody & directed by @zeldawilliams .
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4 years
Remember when Hillary Clinton lost the election in 2016 and no one executed a domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol?
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5 years
So we’ll see @RealChalamet in the bathtub and THE FRENCH DISPATCH is rated R for graphic nudity?
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8 months
Love that the plot to Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride is what if you were GAY and a MENACE to society and then you DIED?
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8 months
@officialcnud His name just worked for the tweet! David if you’re reading this you’re one of my favorite critics!
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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1 year
Disney+ removing the Howard Ashman documentary right as the live-action Little Mermaid premieres is… maybe the most misguided corporate decision ever made??
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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4 years
Came to the place where Greta had Timothée ask Saoirse to dance in @LittleWomen 💞
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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4 years
my depression, body dysmorphia, anxiety, OCD, & imposter syndrome deciding who's going to take the reins when I wake up
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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7 years
KStew has at least 5-6 extended sequences in PERSONAL SHOPPER where she does the damn thing to perfection.
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Kristen Stewart's performance in Personal Shopper is one that should turn even her harshest critics in favor of her: she's dynamite
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5 years
Jake Gyllenhaal and Mark Ruffalo’s thicc eyebrows in ZODIAC have rights.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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2 years
Cannot stop thinking about CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH. The last time a movie implanted in my brain like this, it drove me to start a Timothée Chalamet podcast 😮‍💨
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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3 years
I ride so ridiculously hard for Steven Spielberg but he cannot cast a charismatic young leading man to save his life.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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4 years
. @meganfox deserved an Oscar for JENNIFER’S BODY and you’re all too lime green jello to admit it.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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5 years
summoning circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 LITTLE WOMEN 🕯 screening with cast🕯 in Chicago 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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5 years
On this day in 2012, Amy Elliott Dunne framed her corn-fed, salt-of-the-earth, lazy, lying, shitting, oblivious husband for her murder. And we were given no choice but to stan.
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Michelle Yeoh is incredible in EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE and should be at the top of any Oscar prognosticator's Best Actress prediction list. But, for my money, Ke Huy Quan is our 2023 Best Supporting Actor. End of discussion. Case closed.
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3 years
The masculine urge to open a bottle of red wine and watch LITTLE WOMEN (2019).
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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6 years
Sesame Chicken Noodles from @chrissyteigen . Boiling chicken takes faith, ya’ll.
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4 years
Seconds, anyone?
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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5 years
Mike Pence said suck more dick, send tweet.
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The Washington Times
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Mike Pence: 'Spend more time on your knees than on the internet'
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@MarcSnetiker "I don’t see what all of the fuss is about. It doesn’t look any bigger than the Mauritania."
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5 years
I told my grandma I was going to take an edible and go see CATS and she asked me why I would take an edible arrangement to the movies.
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3 years
A Chalamazing weekend at the movies 🥰
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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5 years
Women! They have minds, and they have souls, as well as just hearts. And they've got ambition, and they've got talent, as well as just beauty. I'm so sick of people saying that BEST COSTUME DESIGN is just all a woman is fit for. I’m so sick of it!
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This is Flynn. He’s a Scorpio. I love him.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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2 years
Joe Alwyn is, without question, the hottest piece of unremarkable printer paper in existence.
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@BBCBreaking
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Former US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger dies at his home in Connecticut aged 100
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6 years
CAST DAKOTA JOHNSON AS OLIVER’S WIFE IN THE CALL ME BY YOUR NAME SEQUEL CHALLENGE!!!!!
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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2 years
I’m watching SAVING PRIVATE RYAN for the first time and it’s just… insane to me that people other than Steven Spielberg are even allowed to make movies.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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4 years
Seems like a lovely evening to watch CALL ME BY YOUR NAME and cry into a bowl of pasta.
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4 years
Like this tweet if I should take an edible and watch NATIONAL TREASURE.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
Dane McDonald
4 years
Timothée really said why yes I am in my folklore era thanks for asking!
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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8 months
I give it about 3 days before Louis is arguing that WONKA should win best picture.
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I'VE GOT TWELVE SILVER SOVEREIGNS IN MY POCKET
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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4 years
Feels odd to plug my podcast in such eerie times, but if you're isolated and need something to pass the time, the filmography of @RealChalamet has given me such joy, and talking about it with friends has been such a lovely adventure. Listen here:
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5 years
Trying to prove a point — like this tweet if you remember our Christmas queen, Olive the Other Reindeer.
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9 months
If there’s one thing Timothée Chalamet is gonna do, it’s wear a cunty lil top on a red carpet.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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3 years
No one, in the history of film, as been hotter on screen than Robert Schwartzman in THE PRINCESS DIARIES.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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3 years
Achieved my half marathon personal record and proceeded right to the best bar on Disney property 🤙🏼
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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2 years
Can we PLEASE STOP the "Jack could have survived TITANIC (1997)" discourse?! He TRIES to get on the floating door with Rose. The door TIPS over. Jack, a character whose motivation is Rose's survival, DECIDES TO STAY IN THE WATER instead of risking both their lives.
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5 years
Yo @armiehammer while you’re in Chicago, why not stop by @ChalametChasing for a chat?
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9 years
Remember that time Meryl Streep spoke the world's wisest words & I looked on in awe & whispered, "Yes, my savior." http://t.co/YR6N6zVfmp
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2 years
Seeing EYES WIDE SHUT ( @musicboxtheatre ) and AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER in theaters this week, as St. Nicholas intended.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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3 years
Rachel McAdams always understands the assignment.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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4 years
I am once again thinking about this photo of four time Academy Award nominee Saoirse Ronan.
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2 years
Viola Davis, we will avenge you.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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4 years
I was only 12 when I keyed my mom’s boyfriend’s car because I was “sick of him scratching up our lives, so I scratched up his.”
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Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity.
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4 years
I am politely asking @LoganLerman to sl*p me.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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3 years
happy Father’s Day to him
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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10 months
My grandmother just asked if Timothée Chalamet knows who I am.
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6 years
We stan an icon who DisneyBounds General Hux to the #RoyalWedding  .
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5 years
y’all aren’t ready for how funny Florence Pugh is in LITTLE WOMEN
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4 years
Why participate in WW84 discourse when you can just watch LITTLE WOMEN again?
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5 years
seeing LITTLE WOMEN tonight!!
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7 months
Guy on a work call yesterday questioned if I was old enough to understand a “30 Rock” reference.
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4 years
I’ll never have my life together enough to send out Christmas cards so this is as good as it’s gonna get, folks.
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3 years
Sure Twitter is reserved for my snark but I’m very happy this is my person.
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5 years
I knew I liked my therapist when I told her my ex’s new boyfriend is ugly and she asked to see a photo.
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3 years
The mediocre CGI in JUNGLE CRUISE is a purposeful homage to the kitschy animatronics found on Walt Disney's beloved attraction, endearing the audience to the film and ultimately strengthening the emotional resonance of the narrative. In this essay I will... (1/388)
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@davidehrlich Well that settles it. Invitation is forthcoming!
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5 years
Change the oil in my car then kiss me.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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4 years
Sure, Tr*mp was banned from watching me run a half marathon today but he also wasn’t invited.
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2 years
Everyone is asking me if I was kissing Timothée Chalamet at Coachella, and that is a good question. But a great question would be asking our world leaders why Allison Janney was allowed to steal Laurie Metcalf’s Oscar and face absolutely no consequences.
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4 years
remember the queer eye episode where karamo made the hero hang out with the guy who shot him
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5 years
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5 years
Pictured: the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy. And the Millennium Falcon is there, too.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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4 years
My boyfriend is finally watching the MCU films and it's going about as you would expect.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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5 years
An invitation to attend my 10 year high school reunion, you say?
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5 years
Merry Christmas. I'm seeing @LittleWomen for the second time today✨
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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4 years
Good morning to Lakeith Stanfield and Lakeith Stanfield only.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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5 years
68 days until Greta Gerwig’s LITTLE WOMEN.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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5 years
Wish for the decade: may our good luck last, may our past be past.
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@TheDaneMcDonald
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3 years
Dane has tickets to see DUNE (2021).
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