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I’m a wannabe comedian . I either like to argue or say funny shit , either way , I am entertained , are you ? https://t.co/VvccMXxvFo

Milton, Ontario
Joined May 2022
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🔥 my fave one yet , love this kid
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@Rothmus None of these actors are bad , they are just tools that have to be used properly , Kevin hart and Jack black do not play great leading men. Gal is eye candy , the rock needs action and safari shirts.
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@esjesjesj She was 19 in this photo , Honeslty the way you guys misuse words takes away from the actual severity of pedophila , you should be ashamed of yourself.
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@NoContextHumans He sounds like he spends a lot of time on Reddit so maybe she made the right call.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I’m just sad that the 5 year old girl is gonna have a bigger penis then me.
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@HazelAppleyard_ It’s gotta suck being a 5’1 dude with no dick.
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@agust_delight I found his only fans.
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@reddit_lies Because communists are retarded.
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@HazelAppleyard_ The dick and balls mostly.
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@PicturesFoIder I’d replace the cast entirely with nic cage , I’d pay to watch that.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Imagine if this made him go harder tho.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I’d send her with a jar of jam the next day .
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@reddit_lies Speaking of statues and cults.
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@reddit_lies Not even family guy or South Park could have came up with this comedy gold 😂😂😂😂😂.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Yea it would be like calling me homophobic cause I don’t want to blow a guy , it makes no sense and comes off rapey when someone calls you a bigot for not wanting to sleep with them .
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@HazelAppleyard_ Well that’s just because putting trans on your resume signals that you’re going to be a fucking problem.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I don’t reccomend this , last time it happened I couldn’t look at my friend anymore or sit down.
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@HazelAppleyard_ What it’s like to be a normal girl but ruin every family dinner.
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@benshapiro And it created a whole swath of terrorists who now have to pee sitting down. It’s actually quite progressive.
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@TheOmniLiberal Context to what he was responding to makes it make more sense . She’s saying we should make safe spaces he’s saying we can’t because of people like her , it’s not complicated .
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@HazelAppleyard_ You read a pervert trying on his daughter’s cloths . Disgusting.
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@esjesjesj You guys are literally triggered by everything , and AOC has probably the most crying videos of any politician, hilarious.
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@LibertyCappy I guess two heads are not in fact better than one .
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@HazelAppleyard_ And what they won’t tell you is that that the people who have gone through with this , are the ones who make the trans suicide rate so high , it’s not the ones before , it’s the ones like this , I don’t want people killing themselves .
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@Grummz @Ubisoft Stop calling the only people who actually buy games incels you god damn morons 😂😂.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Jokes on you I stole the book.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Poor guy , he’s 30 feet deep in giant walk in closet.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Well I’m not a woman but I’m pretty sure that is not how that works .
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@Pirat_Nation We just want games to not be made by weirdos it’s not a lot to ask .
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@esjesjesj Point to the slave in the picture Evan, or do you just think all white people in the past were slave owners , you sound pretty racist.
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@Dialectiks Man , so deluded , trans people seem to think everyone wants them , which is strange, so many try to use the shame tactic to get people to be with them 🤔.
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@Ic3Evaa @speziaIs Sometimes life is funny .
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@HazelAppleyard_ Nothing funnier than a legendary lack of self awareness 😂.
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@esjesjesj Stop lying . Or did you stop at religious and not realize they were referring to wokeness as a religion.
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@amithearsehole I would start calling the kid Charlie 2.
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@reddit_lies First thing that came to mind after reading that 🤣
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@Libsofbluesky *sigh* let’s go boys we got work to do .
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@HazelAppleyard_ Dude who made it probably looks like this .
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@TheCriticalDri2 The face of the studio execs when they know they are making bad decisions.
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@marycatedelvey It means you’re gonna be a fucking problem at the family dinner.
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@DefiantLs You can really tell Alec Baldwin cares about women, I mean, when he’s not shooting them anyways.
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@Grummz Sounds like your pronouns are “no/more” …. Ahah , not my best work 😂.
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@HazelAppleyard_ 6 year olds still think Santa is real, they don’t know anything. Stop messing kids up .
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@HazelAppleyard_ Wow he attacked elders , women , and , I think gays at the end , could I love this man more 😏.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Sounds like he’s the only one without a learning disability .
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@HazelAppleyard_ Cancel her for doing black arm .
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@marycatedelvey Textbook autogynephilia.
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@Ashy_slashee I win.
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@Ashy_slashee I’ll win.
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@piersmorgan Love him or hate him this man is legendary.
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@HazelAppleyard_ He transitioned to look like an aging 80s rockstar .
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@Vorloe That would be hilarious.
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@Grummz Dustborn failed too , although I’m not entirely convinced that one isn’t a parody once I saw Triggered was a power 😂.
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@philthatremains Winning is a war crime. Apparently.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I tried to read it but it Gave me cramps.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Funny I don’t remember the scene in misses doubtfire where a kid stuffs money in his underwear.
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@RichardHanania Thanks , I feel gayer having watched this.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I’d move to England and pick water.
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@GianmarcoSoresi No, china would do this to their own citizens for speaking about their god emperor negatively , America is doing this to non citizens who are causing problems , it is not the same.
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@reddit_lies We need some help restoring our freedom , calling on all Americans .
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@A21starman @esjesjesj Call it misogynistic if you want , it’s not got anything to do with pedophilia , wouldn’t have commented if bro called it misogynistic, but that’s not what he called it , so I’ll call this commie out 🤷🏻‍♂️ it’s not complicated.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Yea they definilty give of “ you are going to need years and years of therapy “ vibes , poor little guy .
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@piersmorgan Finally a female president I can stand behind.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I’ve seen the guys who made their wives pregnancies about themselfs and they suck , but this guy makes everyone’s pregnancy about himself , what an absolute psychopath 😂.
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@HazelAppleyard_ This reminds me of the time my wife left out of nowhere just because I had ten dudes in the bed covered in baby oil, tried to explain to her it was just a diddy party but nooooo she wouldn’t listen . Why are women so complicated .
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@HazelAppleyard_ Can I be whamen too ? I think I’m more convincing , someone validate me !
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@HazelAppleyard_ We need to really come up with a counter to terf right now , female exclusionary radical transist , HOLY SHIT , it’s FERT 😂 man one letter off , someone come up with an A for the E.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I feel like this guy tortures animals.
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@Spider_Kaiju Yea they aren’t screaming and crying like losers 🤷🏻‍♂️.
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@MrAndyNgo That is one of the most justified shootings I’ve seen.
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@salltweets Trans action denied.
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@TheCriticalDri2 Poor people living in giant houses , always. Ain’t nobody ever shown living in a basement l.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Those girls are gonna go down as legends .
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@DelusionPosting They are about to learn that words aren’t actually violence , and that bullets work much better 🤷🏻‍♂️.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Not everyone with a bad haircut is non binary .
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@HazelAppleyard_ They’ve been sold a lie and are paying in instalments.
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@Grummz Wokenes is a disease to progress and innovation, ironically it claims to be a beacon of progress . It’s an interesting conundrum.
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@reddit_lies Should buy a glue gun, will help you shut the fuck up for once.
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@amithearsehole No he might have tried to cut the babies dick off too, never know.
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@HazelAppleyard_ @big10momma Im gonna put a sign on McDonald’s saying please don’t not enter if you are hungry.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I say it sucks to be her in this case but you play stupid games you get stupid prizes .
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@godblesstoto What I wanna know is how are they so sure they aren’t trans , answering that question would have to hurt.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Umm I can obviously answer that , girls smell like flowerly heaven and never have BO , and I’ve also been informed they never fart .
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@HazelAppleyard_ I can’t believe they are really pulling the “they are invading our spaces “ card , I can’t take anymore irony 😂😂😂.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I didn’t think anything could make eggs better , but thinking of them as chicken abortions would probably add to the flavour .
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@esjesjesj Funny how you jump to an outlier , exceptions do not prove the rule .
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@Grummz Lmfaoo , dude does not look like a lady 😂.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I’m calling it now , she just shit herself.
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@lecternleader Maybe if you guys had said you were migrating into the capital they would have been more lenient with you 😂.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I have to do a rare disagree, if they just want a family , none of the wierdo shit , should we not embrace this ? Am I missing something .
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@amithearsehole Nah, that little shit can fuck off , doesn’t understand it did anything wrong , making it fucking learn it did something wrong , retarded.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I stoped at vagina because my lie detector test determined that was a lie.
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@HazelAppleyard_ If my girl wanted a mashed up processed stick of salami that bad I’d just buy one at the grocery store.
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@HazelAppleyard_ It was when the semen hit the back of his throat that he began to ask questions.
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@marycatedelvey But this literally looks like a giant baby.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad Imagine using your son’s death as a way to come out to the world as a cuck.
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@HazelAppleyard_ It’s like a mail order bride from wish😂.
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@Simply_Sayo I wish your wish could be granted.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Andrew Tates balls just shrunk 3 sizes.
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@esjesjesj If theirs one thing you can trust a communist on , it’s economics 😂😂.
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@HazelAppleyard_ She’s disappointed because she can no longer virtue signal how progressive she is .
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