The Cow
@TheCow92230608
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I'm a cow that loves to draw, MOO! Also a calcium connoisseur 🥛🧐
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Joined September 2020
@onebadnoodle_ I LOVE ANACHRONISM IN ANIMATION, I WANT EVERY CARTOON TO TAKE PLACE IN A TIMELESS WORLD WHERE MULTIPLE DECADES CO-EXIST.
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@GenuineGinosArt I would get irrationally angry because it implies that bowser can't fuck princess peach as a turtle.
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@HotPaperComics Im imagining some Dora-esque podcast."Now lets hear what our friend has to say!".". "."Good opnion friend!".
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@Clappa1x @incelReplies "My foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle".Thats the highlight of the text, hope it helped you.
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@Jtaylor0_3 @Cheesymanfredo Oh my god a superhero landing, what an original concept they stole.
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@_hope_mania_ They didn't even bother translating the pun in my country's dub. Always thought this was a non-sequitur joke.
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this was my most popular piece, and wasn't even my characters, it was @DoobusGoobus fanart
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@db_witch You need to crouch and block with your sword and maybe he won't kill you. If he is acting with hostility maybe trap him in an obsidian box and communicate with signs.
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@GreenTextRepost I hate when people go "define this" or "explain that" when you tell them you made them uncomfortable 🤦.Just say sorry and move on.
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@jeezreeze12 Amazing, guess you gotta force the old "create new black characters instead of making old ones black" argument even when it makes no sense at all.
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@NOTPokeDude011 COFFEEZILLA! AH! SNIPER WOLF! OH NO PENGUINZ! PUPPY-CHAN! RICE GUM! QUANTUM KITTY!
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@CarlLeCat @vintdoo Jerry leaves his small town to work in *insert business name here* in the big city.
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@ABXYdumbfuck If it was modern times, the figs would be amogus shaped and and the donkey would say "sussy baka".
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@little_paisano Because a kid show that parents can watch with their kids without getting bored is always a blessing.
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@Nothing_A_0458_ @PietaPotato You are from Earth F-52. Don't worry, you will be back at your timeline soon enough.
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@thegamesarefake @wikiascratchboy Looks like something Ninntendo would make for an event to show off their in-game clock.
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@FlyEnderSt0ne @MadamMindscape I never cared about the show, but all I know about it, from cultural osmosis, is that it's about forgiveness, like forgiven space aliens from all the conquering they did??? That's literally the most I heard about it.
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@SuperMarioOOC85 @TreeperDoesArtz I know the Mario rpg soundtrack mostly from YouTube poop, game reviews and Gmod animations.
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@Groovy_Writer @itsdivineart @Azkin_X @CMP8609 @middlebox18 @cat4nat666 @WholesomeMeme They never stop till the job gets done,
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@cutelootsuit I heard autistic people tend to be more sensible for gross out humour, so I get the joke.
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@GabaghoulComics you didn't know, but toby fox has a invisible gremlin friend that only him can hear, see and talk to that helps him develop undertales.
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@DarthvadTweet Bitcoin man trying to buy Inkwell Island for his NFT island, but never successed.
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@GreenTextRepost It always frustrated me not having dolls for my hero dolls to rescue. I can relate to this 9 years old. Always needed to use my grandmother's Virgin Mary figurines as princesses.
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