When an ancient evil threatens the world, you enlist the most powerful heroes the Realm can offer. And when they're already dead, you go with whoever's left. You hire THE LAST AVAILABLE! Wherever silly, ridiculous, absurd books are sold. (link in pic)

@ClaraElenaDice HAPPY VACATION!!!

@plotwench @JaeMargal "It was a love bite!!!"

@DesideriaMesa We're undefeated now!

@alexisxstetic Merry...Christmas!?

@deidrejowen Happy happy birthday, Deidre!

Whoever called it "rain" instead of "skydration" really missed their opportunity.

I've got an interview for a thing later today and it's not high stakes but it'd be nice if I could snag it so I can stretch myself a bit.

@Nick_A_Writes It's stealing all my em-dashes!!! I bet it's coming for me ellipses too...bastards!

@SaraMDNews What gets me is his insistence that Ukraine acquiesce and talk with Russia and whatnot. Everyone knows full well, if the US was invaded, we wouldn't just chill and acquiesce...

@mdundon_books I printed out a Suriel, complete with tea cup, and put it in an Acotar mug for my wife for Christmas. Not quite as fancy as this though!

@AnthonyLaFauci That's awesome!!!

@ClaraElenaDice Yep. Fuck ICE.

@ottertitties I bet this one loves to play D&D and excels particularly at playing a cleric.

@deidrejowen I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm not REAL intelligence most days.

@ottertitties Maximum smoky!!!

@therealSIR3 Science, man.

@AnthonyLaFauci Only accept players into the group if they're cats.